I do want you...

My Name is Becca, I'm Young, I'm Poetic, I'm Eager, And I Don't want to wait until I'm older for everything to happen.

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hellooooo, it's jessica here. XCandyLuverX as my very few subscribers know me as. but obviously i'm not here to talk about me, my amazing-ness, and lack of subscribers. nope. though, i know that you want me to.

i'm here to talk about becca. and personally, the introduction she did was brief. too brief. so i'm here to spice it up, you know, give you a little more info, while throwing in some of my witty humor.

starting now.

fact one;

becca's an amazing person, and you bitches be trippin' if you think otherwise.

fact two;

she has the mind of an eighty-two year old man. you know, the creepy ones that prey on little girls. yeah. s'all good.

fact three;

she is such an indie-whore, it's overwhelming. but she's a great person. but so is drake, and he has a sexy bod. deny all you want, it is sooo true.

fact four;

she enjoys bands like tegan&sara, lady something or another (because i can't remember her name), the medic droid, etc.

fact five;

she can't handle the heat, which is why she's staying out of the kitchen. that was incredibly irrelevant, which is why i'm leaving it as number five.

fact six;

she has a tumblr. and is completely obsessed.

fact seven;

she uses the word 'obsessed' too much.

fact eight;

she's queer-tastic. yayyy :]

fact nine;

she's not single, so you bitches better step off of ruki's woman. [angry face goes here]

fact ten;

she's my beeeeest frieeeend.

fact eleven;

she's so fly, she's sky high. yeaaaah boii.

P.S. Fact eleven is only there because I wasted fact five on irrelevance.
P.P.S. I forgot to mention she's superrr funny.
P.P.P.S. I'm an amazing person. bitch, what?

Can'tYouSeeThatI'mLoosingMyMarbles;;ItsMarvelous

NEW LAYOUT!!!

I hope

You Know what that Means, right? Well, You should...

Or Not.
Well, It means that this post is gonna be UBER BBCode Heavy. :D

You know you Luuhhhh Daat

Oh My Lawrd Im Like, Retarded nowadays.
:D
I MISSED THE O.
But hey, Seemingly no one cares about me anymore.
Not a Single Comment on anything.
D:
I Get sad Guys!
And Lonely!
I NEED TO BE LOVED!
IM LIKE A FUCKING BABY!!
Well, iiiish.
Well, Im SUPER bored
And I wanted to share an Amazing song with y'all

Sia;/;Buttons

I think you should enjoy that.
So whats changed since the last time I Posted?
11/06/09
Oh Shit.
How Long ago was that?
The Month before December, Roight?
Ma Lawrd.
GADZOOKS.
Godzilla.
Thats Like, Ferever ago.
Well, Christmas was a Blast, a Boring blast. I Got some bitchin' shirts...
And I Can't remember much else about decemberr...
Drew Moved, and Her House smells like Poop and Puppy and Hair Products.
But I Love it there anyway.
Jess Has been grounded how many times?
And Connor is Sexually ADD I think.
And heres a Shocker;;
I Have Femmed Up.
Yeah.
Terrifying, I know.
But I Got diagnal blunt bangs.
And my hairs kinda long.
Oooooh!!!
I Have Gasmical News...
Theres this Thing Here, called Young Artists On the Avenue
Its where Middleschoolers and I Think maybe some High schoolers get to have one piece of their art Displayed on portage avenue(Our Biggest, Most traveled Street).
And Ms. S. Picked ME.
Im In it.
Im So Excited, you dont even know.
Well, my Mommy's yelling at me to GTF off the PC, So I'll Talk to You guys later, kay?
And Remember, You Are my Lollipop Minions.

This MAY be Offensive

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue-ish
If It wasnt For God,
We'd All be Jewish

Lol, Im Not even Religious!

Fer School Again

Charlie Chaplin was born Charles Spencer Chaplin on April 16, 1889 to Music Hall Performers, Hannah and Charles, Sr. He Was Their Second Son, Sydney being their first born.
Charles, Sr. drifted into alcoholism when Charlie was very young, due to encouragement from the bar’s where He preformed. The Alcohol took him over, and destroyed his marriage. When Charles, Sr. went on tour to America, Hannah found a singer named Leo Dryden. She had an affair with him, and Ended up carrying his son, George Wheeler Dryden. When She gave birth to him, Leo disappeared without leaving any financial support for her. Her Marriage with Charles, sr., was Over and she was left to care for three children without any money. But, Dryden came and stole Her now 6-month old son and left her. She was depressed and turned to religion for comfort.
The music hall was a big part of Charlie’s upbringing. It was there where he got his start in performing. His mother had returned to the stage, and was drowned out by boos. So, Charlie went out and sang and danced. He was Five. The entire audience was pleased, and He was asked for an encore.
When the Chaplin’s faced great poverty, Hannah brought smiles to the boys’ faces with her performances in their shabby, small room. She managed to keep them clothed and Fed, and even had small surprises for them every few weeks. Charlie took in hannah’s great skills. He was recruited to be a bellboy in Sherlock Holmes, and The lead in the production was a very successful actor, Who took Charlie to be the lead in one of his own productions. His Brother also recruited him for a troup called Silent Comedians.
The cinema company Keystone Offered the now 24 year old stage actor Charlie work in film. Charlie was to act without rehersal. He was very nervous, but he would need to adapt to their speedy methods or give up his chance in the industry.
Charlie was determined to master this new medium. So, his first fim was born. It was called Making A Living and it was released I February 1914. It was so short that it was contained in only one reel of film, and it was 15 minute. The public liked seeing A great comedian, Charlie, costumed in a top hat and a long formal dressed coat. But charlie didn’t. He realized his director was completely incompetent. Everything he had suggested had been cut from the film! Dissatisfaction made him Determined to do better in the future.
Charlie’s second film was at a children’s car race, he was told to find a Costume and Make a nuiscence of himself.

Fer School

Charlie Chaplin was born Charles Spencer Chaplin on April 16, 1889 to Music Hall Performers, Hannah and Charles, Sr. He Was Their Second Son, Sydney being their first born.
Charles, Sr. drifted into alcoholism when Charlie was very young, due to encouragement from the bar’s where He preformed. The Alcohol took him over, and destroyed his marriage. When Charles, Sr. went on tour to America, Hannah found a singer named Leo Dryden. She had an affair with him, and Ended up carrying his son, George Wheeler Dryden. When She gave birth to him, Leo disappeared without leaving any financial support for her. Her Marriage with Charles, sr., was Over and she was left to care for three children without any money. But, Dryden came and stole Her now 6-month old son and left her. She was depressed and turned to religion for comfort.
The music hall was a big part of Charlie’s upbringing. It was there where he got his start in performing. His mother had returned to the stage, and was drowned out by boos. So, Charlie went out and sang and danced. He was Five. The entire audience was pleased, and He was asked for an encore.
When the Chaplin’s faced great poverty, Hannah brought smiles to the boys’ faces with her performances in their shabby, small room. She managed to keep them clothed and Fed, and even had small surprises for them every few weeks. Charlie took in hannah’s great skills. He was recruited to be a bellboy in Sherlock Holmes, and The lead in the production was a very successful actor, Who took Charlie to be the lead in one of his own productions. His Brother also recruited him for Silent Comedians.
The cinema company Keystone Offered the now 24 year old stage actor Charlie work in film.Charlie was to act without rehersal. He was very nervous

Oh wow, This is What Boredom Does, Children

You're Generally Indie. There's nothing wrong with this. You like music all over the map and aren't adversed to listening to some Top 40 here and there. You just know to comment that The Neptunes are the best producers around right now. You don't ...

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