Right, so I don't like poetry. You guys get the idea.

Well, consarn it, this little tidbit to follow literally wrote itself in about twenty seconds in my head this morning, and I spent another five seconds fixing the rhythm issues before I realized what I was doing.

Thanks a lot, Sabrina. =P (Hooray for code supporting! Indents are now possible.)

      Untitled for Irony

My attitude is cavalier—
  I haven't a sense of shame.
And if you wonder why, my dear,
  You've only yourself to blame.