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Let's go with some polar opposites.

I love getting text messages that I can barely read from people I don't even know.

What up u remmber me Tiffany C______ it was that one summer it was me and brittany and haley garet and josh at food lain praking lot its log time

On a different note, I have a more serious question for you. I first heard it when I watched Pulp Fiction for the first time, and it kind of struck me. When you hear it, you'll know the right answer immediately, but if you answer at all I want you to answer honestly.

In conversation, do you listen, or wait to talk?

This Just In:

Due to a momentary indiscretion, and because this is the internet, I now know where Kim lives to within four or five square miles.

Tune in again at five, when I'll have completely forgotten because I don't consider it important.

It's very hot out.

I often wish I had more to talk with you people about.

Edit: Oi, PT tickets are $33.00. Ouch.

BUT I WILL PERSEVERE

Fortha Zhulai.

I'm so funny. Our town held their July Fourth fireworks exhibition last night. Used to be held at the high school stadium, but that got condemned one year, and somebody realised that the town could shut down the airfield for the day if the...

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Stuff happens when you do things.

Funny how that works. Computer is back from the shop. Only thing 'done' to it was a diagnosis, so the guy told me there was no charge. That's always nice. Problem is, as I originally suspected, an overheating graphics card. Soluti...

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