Welcome to a new lighter segment I'd like to call: Retarded Japanese Sentences
I am Dei, the Japanese sentence creator. I'm currently taking Japanese classes and my friend Chris and I will often, for the fun of it, make retarded sentences. So... I thought it would be fun to share at least three maybe once or twice a month, depending on how many sentences come out.
Well, here are the first few:
watashi wa kami o tattekaru
(I fight paper)
watashi wa piza to suteeki o hanashimasu
(I speak steak and pizza)
kaaki wa uso desu
(Cake is a lie)
watashi wa iruka o tabemasu
(I eat dolphin)
inu no baka wa uchi o tattekaru
(The idiot dog is fighting the house)
And those are the first five sentences you now know. :D never say these to anyone who knows Japanese though, you may get slapped... of they may think you're on something... either way
