Adam: I have an announcement up my sleeve, Beth
Adam: That even you don't know about
Adam: It's my biggest secret yet, and I can't announce it because it's still "almost there"
Adam: Its unveiling could be one of the most spectacular moments in our history
Adam: Current members will throw us a parade and long-lost members will come rushing back to give us a group hug
Adam: Puppies will rain from heaven and pictures of fat cats will occupy websites everywhere
Adam: I call this announcement "Project Black"
Beth: O RLY?
What is PROJECT BLACK?
