*I skipped a lot of meaningless dialogue here*
[Groan] It's now 10:50 and I'm loaded...It took me long enough, but I've gotten tipsy enough to forget about the:
-Regretful conversation with 2 Congressman about their opinion on voters
-A dreadful game of chess with the Prime Minister, I beat him in 8 moves and he made a huge deal out of it.
-The only interesting conversation I had with a gun manufacturer about...You guessed it, guns.
-A spirited fight between the Head of State and Treasurer of some damn country I forgot.
-An offer by a Courtesan
-And a hung-over guy who failed at trying to pick my pocket.
Right, now as for my target, who I marked at about 10:00...His name--President Julian of a South American country. Darn it, I'm so drunk, I can't remember or even read the report on my phone.
If it makes you feel any better, he's evil, don't let that smug look fool you. What he did to cause me to come up in this horrible atmosphere--last year his actions caused a serious coup that lead to the death of at least 300 of his citizens. We investigated this incident and found out that he literally bought an election, not a single person voted for him but he was still declared President by a pass-law that isn't completely illegal, but immoral. As a result of his buying of the election by the hand of a big gun-manufacturing company (not the one I talked to earlier this night) he allowed guns to spill into the streets of his own home. Of course this, combined with the increase in weapons sales, caused serious inflation, but not before his bank account inflated with the blood money of these weapons. This domino'ed causing a massive erupt of violence. It's my job to make him pay for all of those lives he took out of greed.
After mulling it over with my friend Jack, *sips*, I decided how and when I'm going to eliminate him. After this party is over, a select few people actually get to spend the night as his hotel for some sort of stupid after-party or something. Has to be the worst sleepover in the history of mankind.
Anyways, I'll probably slip a few in his drinks or in his head when we meet him.
Let's see how it plays out.
