BakaMaka0722 Which Elder Scrolls Race Should You Choose?

Welcome, everybody!!! Hai!

Divines smile on you.
Ahhhh! Where am I?!??!!?!!
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE *swims away*
Khajiit is stole nothing. Khajiit is innocent of this crime.
Hello there.
*screams* Hides under book.
Who dares approach me?
Hello, friend.
I LIEK TREES >:3 Tree huggers ftw
What do you want?


Sooo, this ones kind of weird.... What is your favorite beverage?

Skooma
Mead.
I don't care as long as it's expensive
Got any ale or mead?
Up to you, my friend
Water
Wine
I don't know. :b
Anything strong.
Hmmm, tough...I like juice and soda.


Refreshing... Where do you prefer to live?

(choose at least 1 and at most 2 answers)

I like mountains and hills and crags
Anywhere chilly.
The city is my home.
Anywhere warm and sandy...*sigh* misses home
Anywhere that I am properly serviced thank you very much
Anywhere craggy and volcanic
The forest *squee*
I don't know and I don't care. I'm not picky.
The desert and savannah.
I like where it's wet. Like marshes and the beaches and stuff


It's Roleplaying Time! Yeah!

Yay!
Oh, alright
YYAAAAYYYYY!!!!
I don't have time for this...but, as long as it's not too boring
Alright, friend.
Okie dokie
Hmm.
Let's go!
Can I just go swimming?
*ooks down, notices something shiny, steals* Am innocent


RP Scenario #1: You hear the Greybeards yell "Dovahkiin!" after you kill a dragon. What do you do?

That's nice. This whole "Dragonborn" thing is a waste
I'm curious but I'll get into that later.
Not exactly interested but, sure, lets look around
Perhaps I should research them
*shrugs* Okay then
Let's go. Might have valuable stuff.
Sounds risky. But, I'll go to High Hrothgar
Ain't nobody got time for that!
Can I swim there?
Yay! An adventure!


RP Scenario #2: You are kidnapped by an assassin by the name of Astrid to an old abanadoned shack. She wants you to kill three prisoners. What do you do?

Get to know the three prisoners. If they're nice, I'll spare them and kill Astrid. If not, I'll kill one and ONLY one.
KILL EM ALL!!!!
Let go of me, you filthy wench, I do not have time for your little games
I just met the other Imperial of Astrid's family. No. Thank. You.
Unh...ah...er....*screams*
Well, this is a pleasant surprise.
Ah. My blade thirsts for these three.
I just wanna sleep.
Hmm, I'll get to know them...then kill them.
I'd just kill Astrid and leave.


RP Scenario #3: Your follower is dying in a fight. What do you do?

Protect them. They protect me so why can't I return the favor?
I didn't have time for that fool anyway.
Sweet Talos, let it be Lydia.
LOOT! LOOT! LOOT!
Fight their enemies.
Use my Healing Hands spell on them as they fight.
Swim away. It's not mah fight. *hides underwater*
Fight along side them
I don't have a follower.
Good for them. I'll see them in Sovngarde


Enough Roleplaying!

Finally. It was a waste of time anyway
D'aw ;-;
Alright. It was fun
I can haz skooma now????
Okay.
Hmm, it was interesting.
I liked it,
It was BOOOOORRRRRIIIINNNNNNNGGGG
I didn't really understand it but, it was nice
Interesting.


Describe yourself

(choose at least 1 and at most 3 answers)

Sophisticated
Intelligent
Natural
Sneaky.
Tough
Playful
Dedicated
Odd
Creative
Loud!


ERMAGOODNESS CHILD! YOU SOUND INTERESTING!!! Now, I'm hungry, any ideas on what to eat?

Food.
Anything that fits my standards and only my standards.
A homecooked meal
A sweet roll
Fruit or veggies
Meat. Any type of meat.
Anything fried or roasted.
Salad
Fish?
Nails.


Ah, divines smile on you. Speaking of divine, which do you worship?

Talos
None.
All
Arkay
Anyone I choose thank you very much
Julianos
I don't care.
Not saying
Akatosh
Other


Yay! You sat through my boring quiz, feller!

You are correct. It was boring
Bye!
So long!
Okay. Is this the end?
See you around, friend
Buh-bye!
I-It's over...a-a-already? *sobs*
See you around
May your road lead you to warm sands
Okay. *swims away*