KyuketsukiNinja If your life was a video-game what type of character would you be?

How well equipped are you?

I have the best armor, weapons, and enchantments I could craft and plenty of potions on hand just in case.
I had some basic armor, and weapons, but my friend gave me some better gear and a bunch of junk they asked me to carry for them.
I have potions, armor, weapons, spell-books, the works, would you like to buy my wares?
That is for me to know, but I tell YOU where to find all the best stuff, for a small fee
Not so well, which is why I need your help, could you bring me some materials for crafting?
Pretty good, I have the finest weapons I could steal, loot from the dead and swindle people into giving me.


Would you like to go on an Adventure?

Of course! Its what I do! Lets slay some dragons and rescue some princesses!
Sure, Im up for anything, you lead the way & I will follow you.
Well, its not really my thing, but... if you would like to stock up for one I have some things to help you prepare.
I knew a guy once who went on an adventure, he died but he left me this map would you like to buy it?
No, but if you're into adventuring you would be just the one to help me you see theres this cave with an enchanted sword I need, perhaps you could be a dear and fetch it.
I would love to, if by adventure you mean looting spree or assassination job...


What is your job?

To do good and help those in need wherever I go.
Whatever you ask me to do, I am sworn to carry your burdens
To provide goods and services to those who cannot get them themselves.
To keep everyone informed on whats going on around here.
My job is to tell others what to do.
To attain vengeance and power that is rightfully mine.


Do you have a plan?

Yes, I plan to set goals for myself and achieve them, so far so good!
Not, really. I just follow along and do what I am told (most of the time at least)
Yes, I plan to make as much money as I possibly can!
Oh? I have plenty of plans, and I know the plans of other people too would you like to hear them?
Yes, but I need a few things for my plan to work, could you gather the things on this list for me please?
Of course I do! I plan to crush my enemies and make them pay for mocking me! And then I plan to get rich and successful once they are out of my way!


You see a suspicious looking character, what do you do?

I investigate what their doing and if they are doing wrong I show them the error of their ways (with my blade!)
Oh no! Theyre going to hurt my friend! (draws sword and quickly attacks them without thinking)
Im watching you, dont even think about robbing me...
Psst, hey you! Yeah you! I heard some juicy gossip.
That man stole my sweet-roll, would you mind getting it back for me?
Ah, back from the mission I see, did you finish the deed?


Someone stops to talk to you, what do you say to them?

I ask if they have a job for me to do.
I tell them corny jokes or long-winded stories until they get bored and walk away.
I ask them what they are here for.
I tell them what they want to know, if theres something in it for me.
Oh thank God youre here! I have so many problems I dont know where to start! Please help me!
Who are you and what do you want!? *mutters something insulting under breath*


It turns out the person is going through hard times and needs your help, what do you do?

You listen with sympathy and offer to do whatever you can to help.
You tell him/her a funny joke or story to cheer them up or distract them, but dont really know what to do.
You give them a special deal on an item you think might help.
You tell them who is responsible for all their problems so they can get revenge.
You would gladly help them, if they've done you a favor in the past because you owe them one.
You are glad they are suffering, because they had it coming to them (or YOU are the reason they are suffering)


The world is a dangerous place, do you ever feel like everyone is out to get you?

Sometimes but its mostly just evil-doers, they dont like people who fight for what is right.
Nah, most people dont even bother with me, it is my friends I worry about!
Of course, when you have as much as me you have to worry about thieves with sticky fingers!
Sure, and you have plenty of reason too, I know plenty of people who are out to get YOU right now!
Yes! Good heavens yes! You have got to help me deal several of them!
You better believe it! Everyone is always out to stop my plans! They never let me get away with anything! Dont I deserve nice things too?


Someone is attacking what do you do?

I fight to protect myself and any innocent bystanders, this is what Ive been preparing for!
I start wildly hacking and slashing at them without fear for my own life. I dont care how strong they are, nobody messes with my friends!
I yell for the guards to stop them!
Please don't hurt me! I'll tell you anything you need to know! ANYTHING!!!
*Cries for help* (I knew this would happen! This is your fault! I told you to kill that man!)
I use what power I have to crush them without mercy.


You managed to defeat them, but you are a little worse for wear, what now?

I will use some potions on myself and cast a healing spell on my friend here (if they need it)
I catch up with my friend sweating and panting, and act surprised when they heal me or offer me a potion.
I check to make sure I still have all my things, than heave a sigh of relief.
I make a mental note to be more careful who I lie to.
I am glad someone was there to help me, I could not have done it without them.
Heh, no big deal, its just a flesh wound, Nothing the blood of my enemies wont heal.


You have had a long journey and you have gained a lot, how did you do it?

Through hard work and dedication I earned it all without sacrificing my morals!
Oh this, I just sort of had it handed to me, but its all on loan and I have to give it back now :-(
I bought it all myself!
Would you like to know? I can tell you.
I got by with a little help from my friends!
I lied, cheated, stole, and stepped on other people on my way up!


Alright it's time to go! Bye!

Farewell my friend, lets meet up for another journey!
*sighs and hands over items* I am sorry I wasnt good enough, you can just forget me now and use somebody else like everyone else does. -_-;
Its been a pleasure doing business with you, come back any time!
Stop by anytime you need to know something!
Thank you for your help, heres a reward for your trouble! *gives you a valuable treasure*
I will get you next time, and make you pay!!!