Miss Franken Fran had patients
Who said their lives did suck
And when she drained out all their blood
They didn't give a
Funny when the doctor
Had locked them in a cell
The patients screamed all night
That life could go to bloody
Hello to the surgeon
With warnings dark but blunt
She'll tie you to the table
Then she'll mutilate your
Come it's nearly teatime
The rich and vain arrive
Miss Fran warns them take caution but
None care to be a
Lively bunch of monsters
Treated like pets like cats
They're subject to experiments
Like laboratory
Rats I've dropped a teacup
How easily they break
The host is on her knees until
She’s cleaned up my mis-
Take off all your clothing
She’s only just begun
Be glad there’s anesthesia
Unlike eighteen forty
One thing she would tell you
Before you ask again
The tests are all invented by
A genius sort of
Mentally hysteric
They’re desperate and damned
Don't bother talking sensibly
They wouldn’t give a
Damn those strong sedatives
For when you can't break free
They say this surgeon oft commits
A miracle or
Three arms at the ready
The surgery’s begun
So when she tries to amputate
Your legs you'd best not
Run to the authorities
It’d only leave you sad
When listening to outlandish claims
They’d think you rather
Madness is a nuisance
And no one is immune
Despite her seeming sanity
Some call Miss Fran a
Lunatics are dangerous
Fran’s here to save the day
Rescuing them from themselves
After toast and marma-
Ladies are self centered
With egos large as worlds
Make them young with faces
That resemble younger
Girls aren’t helpless treasures
That others must protect
Don’t worry, lie down, please sir
For the doctor to in-
-cisions on the torso
Onlookers are amazed
Such skillful hands pull stitches
After fixing the rib
Cage of twisted creatures
Whose time it is to feed
The doctor takes good care of them
And some can even
Reading is amusing
Great fantasies emerge
But hardly could compare to
The reality that
Emerge now from your slumber
The healing is a chore
We need to sterilize the tools
We always do be-
Fore the night is over
Before they go to bed
They'll take a hammer and a nail
And jam it in their
Headstones in the front yard
And killers fierce as sharks
So welcome to her home
Take care, don’t get lost in the
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