So there you have it. With this guide, I guarantee that you will be prepared for any occasion that this miserable life decides to hurl at you, much like one hurls after eating too much.

Follow what I have said, and you will be “winning” the “game of life” in no time!

On a final note, I would just like to say that I want to buy all of you attractive women reading this your favourite old game.

ie. I have money.