Why, yes, I am on crack!

This is exactly what it looks like. Mew Mew Marshmallow Peep. Every Easter, my favorite activity is inflating these little bastards in the microwave and watching them pop.

They're technically a food, so ...

Her genes are the same as her name. They're endangered because people are leaving their Easter candy untouched in favor of more healthy choices.

Peep's weapons consist of small bombs in the shape of her sugary namesake which she throws at her opponent. When they hit the ground, they explode, much like a real Peep will do when placed in a microwave. They generally make quite a bit of havoc as they trap the enemy in a gooey, yellow glob of marshmallow. They're also good for a snack on the go. Peep is generally pretty ditzy, and is just as lacking in substance as her namesake.

If you don't hear from me in the next few weeks, it'll be because the nice young men in the clean white coats have come to take me away.