@VWBSZWAS:

it doesnt matter. she dumped me but im just gonna keep trying to find "the one". if its even possible lol

p.s THANKS A BUCH FOR THE CARD!!!!

@VWBSZWAS:

oh yeah. she almost found out but i have to pretend i feel disgusted with homosexual people which sucks >.<

@VWBSZWAS:

im so mad at my mom cuz she tells me that i can talk to her about anything but if i bring up gays//bi//les then she says that thats the devils work. today she yelled at me cuz another one of my friends is les.
i cant tell her that im bi or she'll never treat me the same

@VWBSZWAS:

*swallows*

@VWBSZWAS:

*drops on the floor*
need..tacos...tacos..tacos..

@VWBSZWAS:

...*brain turnes to smoke*
error..error..code red! codde red!

@VWBSZWAS:

i want a sex change but there are soo many advantages to being a girl that i dont even know anymore XDD

@VWBSZWAS:

in some ways yea but there are timez where dudes have it all made lol
no pregnancy//period//look-obsession etc

@VWBSZWAS:

haha nice
i wish i was a dude

@VWBSZWAS:

lol wait ur a dude or chick? lol

@VWBSZWAS:

good...getting harrased by a crazy psyco on youtube

@VWBSZWAS:

oohh hope she feels 10 years younger lol

@VWBSZWAS:

lmao. so how ya been lately?

@VWBSZWAS:

oh i thot u just got sick of me

good =3 watching yaoi =3

@VWBSZWAS:

coolio!! =3

...i dont get it...what does that have to do with anything

@VWBSZWAS:

>.< lol
whats that promotion u were tlkin about?

@VWBSZWAS:

*points at sesshy-sama*
ha! who said i cant give 2 thumbs up?!

@VWBSZWAS:

*spaz attack and breathes heavily*
hahaha...blood..its red..OMG IM GONNA DIE!!!!

@VWBSZWAS:

*laughs stupid and shakes sesshy's hand*
no hard feelings...right sesshy-sama?
*cuts off my thumb*
uuhhh thats ok..i really didnt need that thumb...

@VWBSZWAS:

*comes back with chainsaw and chases seshy*
HA! and you thot i was really gonna leave you!

let me help you
*calls sesshy-sama to kill you*
i love you VWBSZWAS!!! no hard feelings!
*runs away with purple chickens and bacon*

@VWBSZWAS:

*still sitting with a dumb face*
...sometimes i cry...
*yells at your stomach*
me:WHY ARE YOU HUNGRY ALL THE TIME?! I WILL WHOOP YOUR BUTT IF U HAD ONE!!

@VWBSZWAS:

*sesshy walks in about to pee his pants*
sesshy-sama:MOVE!
*throws us out*
*sits there with a dumb face*

@VWBSZWAS:

*munches on bacon*
want some?

@VWBSZWAS:

*eating the amo(bacon)*
TO MY SECRET LAYER!!!!
*runs into public restroom for both sexes*
ha! he'll never find us here!

@VWBSZWAS:

*turns around and throws bacon a sesshy-sama*
~screams~run!!! i love u sesshy-sama!! no hard feelings!!!

@VWBSZWAS:

*sesshy-sama starts to look for us*
~whispers~ if we stay quiet he wont find us
*snaps twig and he spots us*
OMG RUN AWAY!!!!
*runs with purple chicken from mars and bacon and u on my other hand*

@VWBSZWAS:

*hides behind bush*
i dont want sesshy-sama to kill me
*ducks*

@VWBSZWAS:

its even more funny cuz i can picture sesshomaru
(from your avatar) saying all of this!
lol!!!

@VWBSZWAS:

lmfao!!!!
im laughing too hard to think of somethings else!!!

@VWBSZWAS:

PURPLE CHICKENS FROM MARS?! THEY ARE MY ARCH NEMESIS!
i shall defeat them myself!
*equipts myself with guns and bacon*
say hello to my little friend! *shoots bacon*

@VWBSZWAS:

*gasp* theres an evil dwarf that makes peope forget their conversation!
we must defeat this demon at once!
lol
dont listen to me im hyper today

@VWBSZWAS:

*lays still*
this...is...awkward...
so any way!...what were we talking about?

@VWBSZWAS:

*lays on my stomach because they stung my butt*
I'm in pain... what's the japanese number for the ambulance?

@VWBSZWAS:

*ounches the air but accedently hits a bee hive*
ow ow ow ow!!
*runs away*

@VWBSZWAS:

i feel your pain
but i learned to be proud of it!
=3

@VWBSZWAS:

*point and laughs chibi style*
hahaha!! and people call me dumb! XD

@VWBSZWAS:

*runs after you and after 2 steps gets tired*
ah..u win!

hahaha awesomeness!!! XD and shes cute too lol
yokudekimashita!!!

damn straight! except i have a sword lol!

hahaha! i know this applies to me! *pulls out gun* heheheheh....

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Im neutral. just one time a kid tried to literally strangle me from behind on my neck. I swear I wanted to check him off... I will nicely take him off and he will jump right back to it. Happened like 5 times in a row! Then i get the lecture, i didn't hurt him but he gets off easy.

Some kids are just plain evil!

Ya but still hurting kids is just wrong, sickens me.

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And I thought VWBSZWAS was the evil one, lol.

lol. That will be dangerous. Cute but beware, nice one.