My name is DA.

I Want Crazy

200: My crush's name is:
Joe

199: I was born in:
Nebraska

198: I am really:
Optimistic. Flawed. Happy.

197: My cellphone company is:
Verizon.

196: My eye color is:
Greenish blue

195: My shoe size is:
10 or 11. Depends on the brand.

194: My ring size is:
7, maybe? No clue.

193: My height is: 5' 10”
5'7"

192: I am allergic to:
Nada

191: My 1st car was:
2000 Dodge Stratus. Actually, it's the car I'm still driving. :) 6 years later.

190: My 1st job was:
A waitress at a country club.

189: Last book you read:
I'm currently reading 19 Minutes by Jodi Picoult.

188: Bed size:
Standard.

187: My pets:
None that live with me.
My pets are all back with my parents. Two puppies and fuck load of cats. :)

186: My best friend:
Knows everything about me.

185: My favorite shampoo is:
Biolage

184: Xbox or ps3:
Xbox

183: Piggy banks are:
I thought they were cute.

182: In my pockets:
No pockets for me today. I am wearing a skirt.

181: On my calendar:
Baby animals!

180: Marriage is:
Something I hope to achieve someday soon.

179: Spongebob can:
Die.

178: My mom:
is my inspiration.

177: The last three songs I bought were?
Bought? Uh.....

176: Last YouTube video watched:
Cruise by Florida Georgia Line remix.

175: How many cousins do you have?
12, I think.

174: Do you have any siblings?
2 little bros.

173: Are your parents divorced?
No

172: Are you taller than your mom?
Yes, I am, but she's pretty short.

171: Do you play an instrument?
Unfortunately no.

170: What did you do yesterday?
Worked.

[ I Believe In ]

169: Love at first sight:
That's lust not love.

168: Luck:
Kinda.

167: Fate:
I believe everything happens for a reason.

166: Yourself:
Most days.

165: Aliens:
I believe we aren't the only beings in this whole wide universe.

164: Heaven:
Yes

163: Hell:
Yes.

162: Yes i do..My heavenly father..King of Kings, Lord of Lords
What?

161: Horoscopes:
Not at all.

160: Soulmate:
Maybe...

159: Ghosts:
Not really.

158: Gay Marriage:
Wholeheartedly.

157: War:
Not really.

156: Orbs:
What is it?

155: Magic:
Love is a type of magic.

[This or That]

154: Hugs or Kisses:
Can't I have both?

153: Drunk or High: Drunk.

152: Phone or Online:
Online.

151: Red heads or Black haired:
All the hairs!

150: Blondes or Brunettes:
All the hairs!

149: Hot or cold:
Cool.

148: Summer or winter:
Summer.

147: Autumn or Spring:
Spring

146: Chocolate or vanilla:
Chocolate.

145: Night or Day:
Both.

144: Oranges or Apples:
Apples.

143: Curly or Straight hair:
On me, I like curly. Or straight. Both.

142: McDonalds or Burger King:
Burger King.

141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate:
Dark chocolate.

140: Mac or PC:
PC!

139: Flip flops or high heals:
Both. There is a time and place.

138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor:
Sweet and poor.

137: Coke or Pepsi:
Coke.

136: Hillary or Obama:
Obama.

135: Burried or cremated:
Giving my body to science.

134: Singing or Dancing:
I'd love to learn to do both.

133: Coach or Chanel:
No opinion.

132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks:
Who?

131: Small town or Big city:
Small town.

130: Wal-Mart or Target:
Neither.

129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler:
Adam Sandler hands down.

128: Manicure or Pedicure:
Both.

127: East Coast or West Coast:
Either or.

126: Your Birthday or Christmas:
Birthday. My birthday falls on Thanksgiving a lot, so there's that.

125: Chocolate or Flowers:
Flowers mean more to me.

124: Disney or Six Flags:
NEver been to either, but I really want to go to Disney

123: Yankees or Red Sox:
Don't care.

[ Here's What I Think About ]

122: War:
Not a fan.

121: George Bush:
No real opinion.
120: Gay Marriage:
It's just marriage. I don't know why we feel the need to distinguish between gay marriage and straight marriage. Seems a waste of time. Marriage is between two people who love each other. So whether the couple is gay, straight or anything in between, it doesn't matter. It's still marriage.

119: The presidential election:
Who I wanted won.

118: Abortion:
Pro Choice.

117: MySpace:
Never really use it.

116: Reality TV:
Hate it.

115: Parents:
Are great!

114: Back stabbers:
Are unfortunate.

113: Ebay:
I like amazon better

112: Facebook:
I waste too much time there.

111: Work:
At a bank.

110: My Neighbors:
One is a crazy dog lady...

109: Gas Prices:
Are getting pricey.

108: Designer Clothes:
Not my thing.

107: College:
I'm done.

106: Sports:
BASKETBALL!!!!

105: My family:
Is the best family I could have ever been blessed with.

104: The future:
I will embrace it.

[ Last time I ]

103: Hugged someone:
Like 5 minutes ago

102: Last time you ate:
3 hours ago.

101: Saw someone I haven't seen in awhile: This last weekend.

100: Cried in front of someone:
Emily heard me cry on the phone. That's about it.

99: Went to a movie theater:
Been awhile.

98: Took a vacation:
In March. To Vegas.

97: Swam in a pool:
Back in March

96: Changed a diaper:
When my brother was really little.

95: Got my nails done:
Been too long!

94: Went to a wedding:
Was in one in November. Let's not discuss that, though...

93: Broke a bone:
NEver went to the doctor for any of them...

92: Got a piercing:
Years ago.

91: Broke the law:
Only a few times.

90: Texted:
Like 5 minutes ago.

[ MISC ]

89: Who makes you laugh the most:
Emily or Chad.

88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is:
I missed my family when I left.

87: The last movie I saw:
I watched Monsters, Inc.

86: The thing that I'm looking forward to the most:
Getting a new job and place to live.

85: The thing Im not looking forward to:
Staying where I am.

84: People call me:
Nikki.

83: The most difficult thing to do is:
Not judge people.

82: I have gotten a speeding ticket:
Never gotten a ticket before.

81: My zodiac sign is:
Sagitarious.

80: The first person i talked to today was:
Emily.

79: First time you had a crush:
Preschool.
His name was Zach. Little Ginger.

78: The one person who i can't hide things from:
MY friends.

77: Last time someone said something you were thinking:
Today at lunch.

76: Right now I am talking to:
No one.

75: What are you going to do when you grow up:
Be a mommy, I hope.

74: I have/will get a job:
Got one!

73: Tomorrow:
Is almost upon us.

72: Today:
Is half over.

71: Next Summer:
No clue. TOo far away.

70: Next Weekend:
I work.

69: I have these pets:
Cats and dogs.

68: The worst sound in the world:
Hmmm... Not sure.

67: The person that makes me cry the most is:
Joe...

66: People that make you happy:
My friends and family

65: Last time I cried:
3 weeks ago now. But, before that, it had been a very very long time.

64: My friends are:
The best people I could ever have asked for.

63: My computer is:
Sitting at home.

62: My School:
Is back in Nebraska.

61: My Car:
Is missing the passenger mirror. The drivers side mirror is glued on...

60: I lose all respect for people who:
Bullies.

59: The movie I cried at was:
Haven't ever cried at a movie.

58: Your hair color is:
Blonde.

57: TV shows you watch: Firefly, Supernatural, Smallville, Community, Once Upon a Time, The Vampire Diaries, Castle, Glee

56: Favorite web site: Facebook. Tumblr.

55: Your dream vacation:
SOmewhere on the coast near the ocean.

54: The worst pain I was ever in was:
Tearing my ACL.

53: How do you like your steak cooked:
WEll done.

52: My room is:
Neat and tidy. For the most part.

51: My favorite celebrity is:
Misha Collins.

50: Where would you like to be:
With Joe.

49: Do you want children:
With every ounce of my being.

48: Ever been in love:
I am right now.

47: Who's your best friend:
Dylan, John, Joe, Emily, Ana, Jennifer, Seth.

46: More guy friends or girl friends:
Boys. Girls are too catty for me.

45: One thing that makes you feel great is:
Helping others.

44: One person that you wish you could see right now:
Joe.

43: Do you have a 5 year plan:
Not really. Work Work work. Hopefully get married in that time. Settle down.

42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die:
I don't have a bucket list, but I know the things I want to do before then.

41: Have you pre-named your children:
I have names picked out.

40: Last person I got mad at:
Joe, probably.

39: I would like to move to:
Don't really know.

38: I wish I was a professional:
I am. In my field.

[My Favorites]

37: Candy:
Reeses

36: Vehicle:
Don't really have a favorite.

35: President:
No opinion.

34: State visited:
I like Nebraska. Or Colorado.

33: Cellphone provider:
I've only ever had Verizon.

32: Athlete:
JJ Redick, my future husband!

31: Actor:
Chrus Hemsworth

30: Actress:
Scarlett Johanson

29: Singer:
Hunter Hayes.

28: Band:
Rascal Flatts.

27: Clothing store:
Debs.

26: Grocery store:
No favorite

25: TV show:
Firefly

24: Movie:
The Avengers or the Dark Knight Rises

23: Website:
Tumblr

22: Animal:
Fox

21: Theme park:
Oceans of Fun

20: Holiday:
Thanksgiving or Christmas

19: Sport to watch:
BAsketball.

18: Sport to play:
BAsketball, tennis, golf, rugby, football, soccer

17: Magazine:
No opinion

16: Book:
The Kite Runner

15: Day of the week: Sunday

14: Beach:
Never been.

13: Concert attended:
Transiberian Orchestra

12: Thing to cook:
Egg scramble.

11: Food:
ALL THE FOODS!

10: Restaurant:
Applebees

9: Radio station:
This and that

8: Yankee candle scent:
No clue.

7: Perfume:
Don't know

6: Flower:
I don't know flowers.

5: Color:
Blue, black, silver

4: Talk show host:
None

3: Comedian:
None

2: Dog breed:
Blue heeler german sheppard mix

1: Did you answer all these truthfully:
Always.

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For Perverts. Or the Curious

Just gonna warn you now that this gets personal, maybe even more personal than you care to know about me.

1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?
Definitely sex.

2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.
The downstairs, my boobs, my sides, my hips, my ass.

3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?
Nope.

4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?
No...

5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation?
Clitoral.

6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt?
I can do it directly.

7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?
Not well.

8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?
I think they're underrated by far!

9. Do you like having your balls touched?
I like touching them.

10. Do you like having your nipples touched?
Oh yes.

11. Do you like having your anus touched?
Feels good.

12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)?
God no!

13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?
Very much so!

14. Do you have any kinks?
A couple :3

15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?
My favorite kink.

16. Do you pee in the shower?
sometimes.

17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?
I don't masturbate, actually.

18. Have you had sex in the shower?
Yes.

19. Do you like being naked?
Depends on my mood.

20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?
When I sleep with Joe, yes, otherwise, no.

21. Have you ever skinny dipped?
Nope.

22. What's the most unusual thing you've done nude?
Cooked.

23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?
Nope.

24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)?
Friends yes, family no.

25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?
Yes.

26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?
Yes.

27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?
Yes.

28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?
Nope.

29. How many sexual partners have you had?
Just the one.

30. How often do you masturbate?
I don't.

31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it?
Learned about it in high school, but I grew up not knowing girls really did that.

32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?
N/A

33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.
Why so many questions regarding this?

34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?
N/A

35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?
No.

36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?
Actually, it's really funny.
We were making out and Joe moved my hand down, and I just kind of made this reaction.
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37. Have you ever "compared" (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend?
My boobs are always being compared to everyone elses. Mine are huge.

38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear?
boy shorts.

39. Do you ever go commando?
No.

40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?
No.

41. How big is your penis?
Fucking huge!

42. Does your penis curve at all?
All over the place.

43. Which testicle hangs lower?
Uh....

44. How big are your breasts?
36 DD.

45. Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven?
Um, Not really sure. Never been able to compare to anyone else.

46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris?
Medium?

47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?
N/A

48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don't care?
Doesn't matter to me.

49. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts?
I like both on me. It's proportional to my body. Actually, my boobs are a bit bigger than my body type, but that's ok.

50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?
I don't think they are necessarily attractive.

51. Do you like the way your genitals look?
Penises, I think look better than vaginas.

52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?
Doubt it. lol

53. Do you like your butt?
mostly.

54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?
shave.

55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?
Not really.

56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?
Lol.

57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?
I don't want any, and not sure how I'd feel if Joe had penis piercings...

58. What is the quickest you've ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?
Joe touching me.

59. Do you ever "edge" (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?
N/A

60. What's the longest masturbation session you've had? Longest sex session?
4 hours.

61. What's the most orgasms you've had in one session (of anything)?
2, I think.

62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?
Full body.

63. Spit or swallow?
Swallow.

64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?
N/A

65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?
I like it.

66. Do you "squirt?"
Nope.

67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?
Lolno.

68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.?
Nope. Want to try boobjob sometime, though.

69. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
Nope.

70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn't belong to either of you?
Nope.

71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?
If by near you mean in the next room, then yes.

72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in?
Just 2.

73. Strangest/most unique place you've had sex? How about masturbated?
None have been strange.

74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?
No..

75. Are you particularly "vocal" when masturbating/having sex?
Joe has roommates, we have to be kind of quiet.

76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?
no.

77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?
No.

78. Do you own any sex toys?
No, but I want to go shopping!

79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?
No.

80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)?
I wouldn't know anything about dildos.

81. What are your favorite positions?
Missionary and doggie.

82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?
Probably the first time we did it because I had no clue what to do.

83. Worst place/time you've ever gotten a boner?
Lol.

84. Have you ever had any genital injuries?
No.

85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?
No, thankfully.

86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)?
Nope.

87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up?
I have.

88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there?
No very, actually.

89. Do you think you're "good" at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?
Everyone could use improvement.

90. Have you "sexted" (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?
Yes.

91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam?
no.

92. Have you have phone sex?
nope.

93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.
Run around. See how that feels.
Give myself a hand job.
Have sex with my significant other. Would joe switch genitals, too? Or just me?
IDK
IDK

94. What's something you like about your body?
MY whole chest area

95. What's something you dislike about your body?
The fat on it.

96. What body parts do you find the sexiest?
hips.

97. What was your most recent sexual thought?
Wanting to have sex with Joe.

98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.?
Sometimes.

99. When was the last time you touched your genitals?
Yesterday.

100. Do you often imagine people naked?
Not as often as people would probably think, lol

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La Da Da

1. Did you wake up cranky?
Woke up tired.

2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
Probably not.

3. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
Boys, please.

4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
I do. All the time.

5. Can you commit to one person?
Already am.

6. How do you look right now?
Shower fresh!

7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
clothes.

8. How often do you listen to music?
Every day of my life.

9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
Jeans more, but I hardly wear either.

10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2014?
Dunno. Maybe?

11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
More social.

12. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
I doubt I'd be able to form sentences.

13. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
I can be.

14. Can you drive a stick shift?
Nope.

15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
Yes.

16. Are you going out of town soon?
No.

17. When was the last time you cried?
A few months, now?
Don't really remember

18. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
Joe.

19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
Nah.

20. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
Work

21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
Some customers.

22. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
Yup...

23. Are you nice to everyone?
try to be!

24. What are you sitting on right now?
MY bed

25. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
I have!

26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
Yes. Sucked

27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
Joe.

28. Do you get a lot of colds?
Not really.

29. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
Lolno.

30. Does anyone hate you?
I sure hope not!

31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
A couple.

32. Do you like watching scary movies?
Love it!

33. Are you a jealous person?
Not at all.

34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
None.

35. Did you have a dream last night?
I did.

36. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
Several people, actually.

37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
I really hope so.

38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
I know so.

39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Maybe?

40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
Eh, it was okay.

41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
Sure was.

42. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
Not really.

43. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
Hanging out.

44. What’s the best part about school?
The friends?

45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
Over 1000.

46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
No

47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
Every day. All the time.

48. Were you single over the last summer?
For the beginning, I was.

49. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
Nothing.

50. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
Yes. Super sexy! :3