Are you effin' serious?!

(copied from Journal on DA):

Omigawds... today... omigawds.
Where to start? Let's see...
We had plans to head up to my grandparents' house today. So, I was up at freakin' 7:30am after getting to bed around 3am. (I blame ~RazingResonance and *SayaHimitsuzuki XDDD ) But, I napped later. ANYWAY.

We stop at the gas station in town and I get this random text, "Hello. My name's Cody and I'm new to [my hometown] and decided to text a random number in the area. Who's this?" I was like, "Hah, you got a college student. Welcome to [hometown]." Then, we texted back and forth for about an hour and I learned that he was 23, from Billings, and moved here to go to school next year. Anyway, he starts talking about his dick.
I fucking hate that. Why do men think they need to talk about their dicks? It's not the defining quality most women are looking for and it most certainly was NOT what I was interested in. Don't think he understood the whole... "I've got no bewbs" concept. So, I replied, "I don't much care for this topic." Then, he wanted to send me pics and was asking if it was ok. I replied, "Hell no. I'm pretty much married as it is. My boyfriend wants to be a doctor and he's already a weapon's expert. He could kill you before you even knew what was happening. I think you should stop texting me and try a new number. Good luck finding friends in [hometown]. By the way, hint hint, I'm a fucking GUY." After that, he quit texting me and I haven't heard from him. I'm glad he took the hint. Bastard.

Anyhoo, we showed up at my first grandparent's house around 10, 11-ish. My aunt and uncle were visiting and they'd brought two foreign exchange students with 'em who are in the states for a whole year. One, Marco, was from Estonia, and the other, Mario, was from Bolivia. They were pretty nice guys. We played a game of cribbage and they pwned me, with my grandpa's help. The old man likes to play so fast, I'm sure it counts as cheating. XDD Anyway, they were a couple of nice kids. Mario kept staring at me, though, and it was getting REALLY awkward... I was thinking, "Dude, there are other people here! Stop watching meeeeee! >^< "

After that, we went out to my other grandparents' house, about 15 miles south, and ate lunch there. My grandpa pulled out some little remote control helicopter he got for his birthday or something last year and my dad and his two brothers decided to play with it outside. Nothing like seeing 3 40-year-old-or-so men playing with a toy helicopter. XDD It was like watching a few little kids! Then, it got stuck on the roof when the wind picked up and they had to find a ladder to get it down. Had us all out there, watching. Like some side-show. XDDD

Anyhoo, I'm back home now and really tired. ^^;
That was my Saturday in a nutshell.
Although, my dog Skylar has been acting out of character all day and it's starting to worry me... I guess I'll see how it goes for a few days, then start worrying more...
Well, ja mata~!
~Yosei~

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