Welcome. This is just a blog I'll be keeping. Hope you enjoy.
You probably want to know more about me.
Eye color- blue-green
hair- blond
Other interests- basketball, writing, Warriors
Favorite band- Breaking Benjamin, Linkin Park, Skillet
Pets-Kimmy-cat,Gigi-dog,Swift-cat,Lightning-cat,Star-cat,Rose-cat,Lily-cat,Bramble-cat,Lily's kittys(species after name)
That's all I can think of right now, but don't be afraid to ask questions
95% of kids to day would have a mental breakdown if Miley Cyrus was about to jump out of moving helicopter. Copy and paste this if your one of the 5% yelling "Jump bitch!"
I'm mad because Hidan posted a list on how to annoy Pein on Pein's world So this is my revenge.
1. Hide his Jashin pendent
2. Forbid him from using cuss words
3. Steal his scythe
4. Tell him that his religion sucks and his god is not real
5. Use his head as a paper-weight
6. Ban him from doing his blood rituals
7. Separate his head from his body and cover his mouth shut with tape
8. Call him emo
9. Super glue him to his bed, and wake him up by clanking pots and pans together
10. When he transforms in to his other form scream and say I’m sorry mister death I don’t want to die yet.
11. Order him around constantly
12. Replace his real scythe with a cardboard one
13. Steal his headband that is around his neck and replace it with a pink necklace
14. Insult his Religion
15. Hide all sharp pointed objects so he can’t stab himself
16. Steal all of his hair gel
17. Put him and Kakuzu (while giving Kakuzu a lot of money to count out loud) in the same room
18. Talk about something completely random non-stop for 6 hours in his presence and follow him if he tries to run
19. Make him button up his cloak
20. Use his head to play catch
21. Sing the “The song that gets on everybody’s nerves” song to him in the first thing in the morning
22. Yell at him to put a shirt on (in public)
23. Make fun of his eyebrows and his hair
24. Lock him in shed for 3 days straight
25. Interrupt him every time he speaks
26. Call him cute words every 2 minutes
27. Get Kakuzu mad and blame it on Hidan
28. After #27, Laugh while he gets chased by Kakuzu
29. Follow him wherever he goes and constantly ask “Why”
30. Poke him on the shoulder and then hide when he turns around (repeat this every 10 seconds)
31. Steal the sycthe and cut your lawn with it
1. Put Holy water in his drink
2. When he asks why it tastes funny tell him
3. Say Kakuzu did it while taping the results
4. Replace all his Jashin related stuff with bunnies
5. Tell him there was only two in there in the morning
6. Replace his incense with old granny perfume
7. Hit him with a plastic wand
9. Every time he curses spray him with water
10. When he does it again use a hose
11. Replace all his clothes with school girl uniforms
12. Ask him why he’s wearing Deidara’s clothes
13. Put itching powder in his underwear
14. Tape the results and post them on YouTube
15. Ask him why his ring means 3
18. Replace his hair gel with hair remover
19. Give him a Sakura wig to cover his shiny scalp
20. Tell him he looks like a panda when he goes Skeleton mode
21. Say Gaara is his panda brethren
22. Ask him why his religion basically says to be emo
23. Play “Emo Kid” whenever he enters the room
24. Call him an uke constantly
25. When he doesn’t believe you show him KakuHidan
26. Show him any yaoi couples that consist him
27. Watch him rock back and forth in the fetal position
30. Ask him why his eyes are a magenta color
31. Accuse him of being a girl
33. Put him in the middle of a Cosplay Convention
34. Watch fangirls rape him
35. Constantly ramble on about your problems to him
36. When he tells you to shut up tell him he should be mute
37. Cover his knives with hot sauce
38. Watch him scream as he cuts himself
39. When his head’s cut off, eat a huge cookie in front of him
40. Laugh cuz he can’t eat in that state due to no stomach
43. Lock him in a room with Shikamaru and a blunt object
44. Record the loud cursing and cracks from the other side of the door
45. Use them as ringtones
46. Ask him to paint your nails until he cracks
47. Set up a swear jar
48. Give Kakuzu the profits
50. Lock him in a closet with a drunk Kakuzu or Itachi
1. Tell him Jesus loves him. Constantly
2. Call his god “Jasmin”
3. Ask where he got the purple contacts
4. Start one of those jars where a person has to put in a nickel every time they curse
5. Have Kakuzu monitor the jar (you know he will ^^)
6. Ask if you can borrow his necklace
7. Write “____ was here” on his scythe
8. Blame Deidara for it
9. Send him sex notes
10. Say they’re from Zetsu
11. Tell him he takes being emo to the extreme
12. Dress up as an emo and greet him as your brethren
13. Suggest that the two of you cut your wrists together
14. Laugh when his head gets cut off
15. Ask why the hell he’s so annoying
16. Pat his shoulder and say “It’s okay to be gay”
17. Tie him down and pierce his bellybutton
18. Steal his hair gel
19. Shave his head
20. Buy him the Bible for his birthday
21. Show him KakuHidan
22. Show him HidanSaku
23. Put disturbing pictures of Kakuzu up in his room
24. Ask when the two of them are getting married
25. Try to talk to him about your guy problems
26. Take him shopping with you
27. Ask why he doesn’t EVER wear a shirt
30. Take him to a Naruto convention
31. Watch the fans maul him
32. Hire a priest to bless his room
33. Take him to get baptized
34. Steal his necklace
35. Use him as a pin-cushion
36. Demand that he show you how to paint your nails
37. Every time he walks into a room, play “My Immortal”
38. Every time he starts fighting, play “I’m a Survivor”
39. Ask about his past (I am of course assuming it’s tragic)
41. Dye his hair pink
42. Tell him it looks better that way, anyway
43. Ask why he goes all “glow in the dark”
44. Steal his cloak
45. Paint little crosses on it
46. Learn a jutsu that will make him mute
47. Teach it to Kakuzu as well
48. Ask what he uses to keep such an even complexion
So this is my revenge.
I like it though.