My PE teacher has us playing this weird game. It's like basketball with different baskets and you can't run around, but that's not what upsets me. My basketball teem is going to the state competition and the baskets for her game are messing up my shooting for basketball
and if that wasn't anuf she won't let me take the test for shooting after the competition. I don't see how that's an unreasonable request. I don't want to let my teem down so all I want to do is take the test after Spring Brake. Is that to much to ask? What do you think? Please share your opinion of this with me.
Hita
Deidei
1. Hide his clay
2. Ask him if he talks to his hand mouths(or kisses them)
3. After #2 if he blushes, take a picture
4. Call him a girl
5. Constantly ask him why he says un after every sentence
6. Put him and Tobi(when he is on an extreme sugar high) in the same room
7. Poking Deidara with a paintbrush and telling him it's art {submitted by meowmeowghs}
8. Hide all of his hair ties
9. Replace his shampoo with pink dye
10. Hide his eye camera and tell him Tobi has it
11. In the middle of the night, fill a paper bag with air. Walk over to his bed, place the bag next to his ear, and pop it.
13. Hug him every five minutes
14. Telling him his art is not art or that he doesn't know what real art is
15. Start saying un and yeah after every sentence you say in his presence
16. Put his hair in pig-tails when he is asleep
17. After #16, when he wakes up, videotape his reaction.
18. Tell Tobi that Deidara needs some company tonight and tell him to sleep next to Deidara when he is sleeping.
19. After #18, In the morning watch Deidara’s reaction when he finds out Tobi is in his bed.
20. Paint little pink hearts on his sculptures
21. Hand-cuff him to Sasori
22. Wake him up in the morning by dumping a bucket of ice-cold water on him
23. Ask him if he uses the men’s or the women’s Restroom
24. Forbid him from blowing anything up
25. Compare him to Itachi
26. Tape both his hand mouths shut while he is sleeping
27. Give him a pink laced dress for his birthday
28. Replace his clay with Play-do
29. Repeatly ask him stupid questions
30. Hide behind something when he comes by and shout “Boo” at the top of your lungs when he passes by
Itachi
1. Wake him up at 3:00 in the morning by screaming “pop goes the weasel”
2. Poke him
3. Get him a pet weasel for his birthday
4. Steal his nail polish and tell him orochimaru has it
5. Invite Sasuke to dinner and make a rule no fighting and make them sit by each other.
6. Stare at him for no reason
7. Hug him.
8. Give him a wrinkle reducer cream
9. Ask him if he is going blind
10. After every sentence he makes, you repeat it in a whisper.
11. Tie him and Sasuke up after disabling their Sharingan and put them in a room together.
12. Compare him to Orochimaru
13. Tell Tobi to braid Itachi's hair when he's asleep.
14. Shout something completely random when he is not talking
15. Squeal every time he does talk
16. Make fun of his name and call him weasel boy (how annoyingly classic is that!-_-)
17. Act like your about to poke him but then stop really fast and say I'm not touching you.
18. Ask him why his eyes are so bloodshot
19. Put him and Deidara (when he is in a very explosive mood) in the same room
20. Call him cute
21. Follow him around for a whole day while giggling when his back is turned
22. Keep asking Why over and over
23. Threaten him with makeup
24. When in town and you find a pretty pink dress, go up to him and show it to him saying “You would look good in this don’t you think”
25. Ask him if he really is 20 because he looks around 40 with those wrinkles
26. Steal his shampoo
27. On purpose mistake him for a girl
28. Whenever he says no to something, stick your tongue at him
29. Replace all of his socks with molted snake skins (at this blame Orochimaru)
30. Scream out complete nonsense when he is trying to read.
Kisame
1. Speak of Shark fin soup in front of him
2. Use his Samahada to grate cheese
3. Nickname him the fish-man
4. Whenever Kisame eats some kind of seafood, scream, "Cannibal"
5. follow him around (secretively) and hum the Jaws theme song
6. Ask him why he is so blue over and over
7. Hide his Samahada
8. Scream when you see his “gills” and quickly dump a bucket of water on him
9. Every time he comes into the room, jump and scream, "SHARK!!! EVERYONE OUT!!" and push all the Akatsuki members out of the room
10. Put him and Zetsu (when he is very hungry) in the same room and lock the door
11. Hide behind the door when he starts banging on the door screaming, and shout “Play nice you two.” (Kisame: “Why would I play nice with someone who wants me for lunch???” ...Starts running again to get away from the drooling plant man “Om nom nom!”)
12. Whenever he begins to talk keep saying fish- man repeatly and only stop if he stops talking but start again if he begins talking again
13. Make fishy faces at him behind his back
14. When it comes time for dinner and he steps into the room asking “what’s for dinner?” You hold up the frying pan in front of you and start licking your lips hungrily.
15. When he goes blank faced say “Just kidding, we’re having sushi,” then watch as he faints and falls to the floor
16. Go up to him and say “Hey Kisame, guess what I found in the basement? You’re old baby crib.” Then hold up a fish bowl.
17. Try to catch Kisame using fish bait and a fishing pole
18. Put him on a vegetarian diet for a week and make him watch the other Akatsuki eat normally
19. Strap him to the wall (with his eyes taped open) as you eat sushi in front of him
20. Remind him that he scares away possible fangirls (even thou that is not true!!!)
21. Forbid him from using the pool
22. Put a bunch of “ocean breeze” fragrances around his room and when he asks why you did it you say, “I thought it would remind you of home.”
23. Make him watch nothing but seafood cooking shows for 24 hours and watch him faint every time they gut a fish.
24. Poke him in the back and when he asks why you are poking him, say that you are seeing if he has a fin on his back
25. Wake him up in the morning by shouting “SUSHI ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!”
26. After he faints from #15 or #23, drag him into a room with a lot of sharp knifes and close the door and then listen as he starts screaming bloody murder when he wakes up
27. Replace all of his cloths with pink cloths and watch as he walks around the hideout wearing a pink shirt and miniskirt while the other Akatsuki members snicker and laugh their butts off(in Hidan’s case)
28. Watch in great amusement as he chases said Hidan around the hideout while swinging his sword around like a mad-man
29. Try to tackle him when he is trying to sleep on the couch
30. Call him an over-sized goldfish
Zetsu
1. Hang a bag of flies over his head
2. Secretly feed him plant food
3. Spray him with weed killer
4. Threaten him with hedge clippers
5. Attack him with soap
6. water Zetsu as if here were a potted plant
7. Chase Zetsu around with a stalk of broccoli and call him a cannibal or vegetarian.
8. Inform Zetsu that he can't eat anymore human until he eats his vegetables.
9. Call him an overgrown weed
10. Act like you are talking to one of his halfs but ignore the other one
11. Make him eat nothing but vegetables for a whole day
12. Ask him why he likes wearing so much face paint
13. During winter, stuff the plant part of his head with snow
14. Trick Zetsu into thinking a piece of Styrofoam is a piece of meat(and run away before he notices)
15. Put him and Hidan in the same room(while giving Hidan lots of weed killer) and watch the fun begin!(Zetsu: “ahhhhhh get that stuff away from me” Hidan: “Come back here and take it like a man!!!”)
16. Put plant eating bugs in his bed
17. Use him for next years Christmas tree
18. Dig a hole and bury him neck-deep in dirt
19. Use fertilizer on him(fresh fertilizer)
20. Turn down the temperature of his room to freezing
21. Call him a tree hugger
22. Threaten him with fire
23. Secretly set fire to his favorite plants (if he finds out blame it on hidan)
24. Call him bipolar
25. See if he is ticklish
26. Ask him if he pollinates every spring
27. Drag him to the gardener to get a little trim off the top(like if someone gets a hair cut)
28. Ban him from his greenhouse
29. Get Deidara to blow up his room(then watch as Deidara gets chased by a very mad Zetsu)
30. Draw pink flowers on him when he is sleeping and videotape his reaction in the morning
Kakuzu
1. Call Kakuzu an old man
2. Steal all his money
3. Burn his money in front of him
4. Put him and Hidan(when he is on a cursing rampage) and a hyperactive Tobi in the same room
5. Cheat kakuzu out of his money
6. Replace kakuzu's money with monopoly money
7. Stick lots of chewed up gum in his hair and threads and watch him struggle to pull it out
8. Play monkey in the middle using his piggy bank
9. Tell him that he is ugly
10. Swear at him in random languages he doesn't understand or that don't exist.
11. Steal his face mask when he is sleeping then video tape his reaction when he finds out
12. Lock him in a room without his money for a whole week
13. Draw on the masks on his hearts with permanent marker
14. Get him a bright pink sewing kit for his birthday
15. Nickname him the rag doll
16. Tell Tobi that Kakuzu's money needs to be colored in.
17. Cut his hair short when he is sleeping
18. Give him a fake utility bill and get out of the room before he screams bloody murder at the many zeros
19. Ban him from going on any more bounty trips
20. Flush the toilet when he is in the shower
21. Glomp him randomly and run away before he can attack you
22. Make him take the whole organization to an expensive restaurant and make him pay for it.
23. Tie all of the threads on his body into pretty bows
24. Hide his suitcase full of money in Hidan’s room and watch the fun unroll when he finds where it is
25. Ask him if he is a zombie
26. Replace his real hearts with rubber ones
27. Take some of Deidara’s clay and blow up his room
28. Replace his bedsheets with a pink, white-laced blanket(with hearts)
29. Give him an old man’s cane for Christmas
30. Wake him up in the morning by playing a tuba in his ear
Konan
1. Steal her paper flower
3. Compare konan's looks with 50 year old Tsunade
4. Threaten her with scissors
5. Lock her in a room full of paper shredders
6. Replace her makeup with clown face paint
7. Take a picture of her morning face before she has all that make -up on.
8. Ask her what happened to her missing eyebrows
9. Replace her shampoo with bleach
10. After #9 call her an old lady
11. Ask her if bees mistake for a flower bush
12. Dump a bucket of water on her when she walks into her bedroom
14. Steal the box of bobby pins in her bathroom and replace it with a box of termites
15. Replace her hairspray with spray paint and then blame Sasori
16. When she turns herself into a paper butterfly, lock her in a room with Zetsu (Zetsu: Hmm yummy butterfly *licks his lips while chasing konan around the room* Konan: HELP *desperately tries to evade said plant man*
17. Tell Tobi that they are out of paper and if he wants to color something, go draw on konan while giving him permanent markers to use
18. Try to water the so-called flower on her head. When she shouts at you why you are doing it, say that the flower looked thirsty then run for your dear life out of the room before she can strike you with paper knives
19. Call out to her and say there is a package for her. When she is within range toss a bucket of pond slime on her and say it is a present from Jiraiya
20. Ask her if her piercing ever gets stuck on Pein’s when they kiss
21. After #20 if she blushes, take a picture and run away while screaming so everyone can hear “Konan’s got a BOYFRIEND, Konan’s got a BOYFRIEND”
22. Ask her if her hair is naturally that color or did she dye it using blueberry juice
23. Get Deidara to make a lot of clay birds and have them chase her around the hideout right after she gets out of bed
24. Pinch her cheeks and call her cute
25. Wake her up by screaming, “FIRE”
26. Walk up to her and ask if she really is a girl or is she just cross-dressing as one
27. Get someone to try and tickle her and then sit back and watch the fireworks as they get beaten up for attempting
28. Steal all of her paper and hold it for ransom
29. When she is not looking, replace her cloak with a frilly pink apron
30. Give her a box full of jumping spiders for her birthday
Madara
1) If he sleeps with his mask on, pour pudding into his eye hole
2) Shave his head when he is asleep
3) Replace all of his cloths with everything pink
4) Have Deidara put lots of exploding spiders in all his underwear (Deidara: I thought you would never ask!!:evillaugh:)
5) Repeatly call him an grumpy old man when he tries to have an important conversion
6) “Accidently” release the three-tailed biji and have it chase him (Tobi: AHHHH help Deidara-sempai!! Deidara: Not on your life!! *sits back and watches while eating popcorn*)
7) Burn all of his cloths when he is taking a shower but leave a loin cloth (Konan and Pein: PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHS ON!! Madara: *Pissed off*)
8) Fill his sandals with whip cream
9) Before giving him his dinner, put in the most spiciest foods in it and hide all the water. Then give it to him and watch the fireworks!!
10) Dye his hair hot pink when he is asleep and videotape his reaction
11) Give him a cane(with a horn) for his birthday while calling him an old fart
12) Put one of Deidara’s bombs in his bathroom toilet (Deidara smirks evilly)
13) Call him cute names like “Cupcake” every 2 minutes
14) Pour a gallon of hot caramel on his head when he isn’t paying attention. When he yells at you about why you did it say “I thought it would go well with that lollypop face of yours”
15) Replace all of his weapons with fairy wands
16) Wire the door knob of his room with electricity and have fun watching him get a shock every time he touches it
17) Sneak Poison Ivy into his underwear
18) Replace his toothpaste with cold kitchen grease
19) Bleach all of his black clothes than dye them pink
20) Handcuff his hands behind his back and put two layers of super glued duck tape over his mouth
21) Disable his Sharingan and lock him in a room full of scared rapid rabbits
22) After #21, after he gets out of there, lock him in another room full of angry weasels (Me: That’s for Itachi!)
23) Pull his pants down in the middle of an important meeting
24) Use his mask for target practice for throwing mud
25) Stick a bunch of ice cubes down his back when he is not looking
26) Evil laugh everytime he tries to say something important
27) Wake him up military style( trumpet) in his ear in the middle of the night
28) Set a pile chocolate pudding onto his chair and wait for him to sit down in it
29) Pull back his mask like a rubber band and then let it go, snapping it back to his face
30) Put pie cream onto his hand while he is sleeps, then tickle his nose with a feather and watch as he slaps his face with the cream
Orochimaru
1) In his sleep, give him a bowl haircut like lee’s
2) After #1, then the next day shave all of his hair off (Orochimaru: “Not my precious hair!!!”)
3) Replace his shampoo with dog poop (fresh from the front lawn)
4) Put a bunch of fire ants in his underwear
5) Call him by the nickname of “Drag Queen of the century” in his presence
6) Shout out calling him a child molester. When tries to deny it, shout “Then what do you call that!!”*points to Sasuke’s outfit*
7) Sneak a bunch of cockroaches into his bed
8) When he is away from his lair, flood his entire bedroom with dirty and smelly pond water
9) Serve him eyeball soup for dinner
10) Replace his eye makeup with colored krazy glue
11) Trap him in a room full of blood sucking mosquitoes
12) Put poison ivy oil in his lotion
13) Set his alarm clock for 2 in the morning and ultra high volume
14) Pour some skunk oil in an empty perfume bottle and give it to him as a present
15) Lock him in a broom closet full of angry mongooses (or weasels)
16) Dye his hair blonde when he is sleeping
17) After dying his hair, dye his eyebrows pink then video tape his reaction when he sees it
18) Replace all of his real snakes with plastic ones
19) Replace his shampoo with honey then set a bunch of bees after him
20) Spread a lot of dirt and rocks around his bedroom and when he asks why you did it, say “I thought snakes like the dirt”
21) Fill up his swimming pool with gooey syrup
22) Ask him if he is a girl over and over again for 2 hours
23) Label him as the Michael Jackson of the Naruto world
24) Lock him in a tanning bed and see if he gets a tan or major sunburn
25) Make him go on an all vegetable diet
26) Cover all the bathroom floors in his lair with oil
27) Steal all of the food in the lair and replace them with wax duplicates
28) When he is away, decorate the whole lair with flowers
29) Super glue all of his weapons to a wall and watch as he struggles to pull them off
30) When is about to get out ( throw up his sword) scream “ EWWW HAIRBALL! RUN FOR IT!!”
Sasori
1. Hide all of his carving tools and tell him Deidara blew them up
2. Play the Barbie girl song in his presence for a whole day and watch him go insane
3. After #2, see if he starts to eventually follow along to the music.
4. Put big pink bows in all of his puppet’s hair and see if he screams
5. Blow up all his puppets and say it was Deidara’s idea.
6. Call his puppets dolls.
7. Then ask him “Don’t you think that you are really old to be playing with dolls.”
8. Make him wait forever on anything
9. On purpose mistake him for Gaara (because of the red hair)
10. Steal his spare puppet parts
11. Talk about Orochimaru in front of him (don’t forget about the tongue)
12. Play dress-up with his spare puppet body
13. Don’t forget the makeup
14. Stare at the rope thing he has in his stomach and when he looks at you scream “SNAKE”
15. Threaten him with a blow torch
16. When you shake his hand try to pull off his arm and run away with it “RUN AWAY”….. “YOU COME BACK HERE AND GIVE ME MY ARM!!!!”
17. After # 14, grab the rope and pull it with you around the hideout until you find Deidara then give to him to hold and watch the fun unroll as Sasori retracts the rope pulling Deidara with it.
18. After #17, take a picture of the result and run away before Sasori shots poison darts at you
19. Stare at him all day while grinning like a mad-man
20. Bleach his hair
21. Call him Pinocchio
22. Ask if he ever has problem with woodpeckers pecking at him
23. Try to knock off his head by throwing pillows at him and if it doesn’t work run away before he can poison you
24. Put Sasori and Deidara (after giving him lots of sugar) in the same room and lock it
25. Sneak up behind him when he is sitting down, then grab his shoulders and pull him back fast down to the floor and when looks up at you stick your tongue at him
26. Remind him that he is the shortest member in the whole organization(make sure to call him Shorty)
27. Call his all puppets ugly and that they are not art
28. Hide yourself in Hiruko and then pop out randomly
29. Replace all of his metal weapons with plastic ones
30. Replace the oil for his puppets with mud
Pein
1. when he is eating dinner, put a magnet under the tabke and watch his face slam into the table
2. make his favorite food, and tell him shadows get none
3. replace all the piercings in his bodies
4. ask him is that the reason he has six bodies is that his ego is too big for one.
5. Call him Yondaime
6. Ask if any other shadows can talk, or if he’s just magical
7. Tell him one of his bodies looks like a girl
8. State that one of his bodies is a girl!
9. Tell him it’s really lame how all his bodies have the same name, and that as an evil mastermind he should have more creativity.
10. Point out that his eyes look like targets.
12. Try to hit them with kunai
13. Tell him his god-complex is just lame and will get him killed
14. Show him Death Note as proof
15. Ask WHY he wants to even take over the world
16. Follow him around constantly
17. If he asks what you’re doing, say you’re playing “Follow the Leader”
18. Get Tobi to join
19. Ask who the hell came up with the cloak design anyway. I mean, it’s pretty damn obvious that they’re members of a “secret” organization with that uniform
20. Point out that it’s pretty obvious where the hideout is, considering the fact that it has a gateway that’s obviously been sealed with a boulder, and has a tag on it
21. Ask about his relationship with Konan
22. Switch around the piercings on his spare bodies when he’s asleep
23. Use his larger piercings as a mirror when you do your hair
24. Whenever he walks into a room, play “Pain"
25. Suggest he get a corset piercing
26. Point out that he’s pretty much running a dating service
27. Ask if his bodies ever get into fights
28. Buy him hoop or diamond earrings
29. Insist that he wear them
30. Tell him that he made Naruto sad by killing Jiraiya
31. When he says he doesn’t care, yell “What? He’s your son!”
32. For best results, do this in front of the whole Akatsuki
33. Point out that it must be really gross when he takes his piercings out, due to all the holes in his face
34. Tell him splitting his soul into six pieces is totally stealing Voldemort’s idea
35. As is using special powers to take over the world
36. Ask if he has some kind of nail polish fetish and that’s why he makes everyone wear it
37. laugh at random times of the day (Bonus during a meeting)
38. dump black paint on yourself then tell everyone that your him
Zetu(yes I have two faverites for him)
1:Spray him with weed killer.
2:Ask if his mom was a venus fly trap.
3:Burn him.
4:Talk to both halves at the same time.
5:Plant him.
6:Turn him into a christmas tree.
7:Play the song cannible.
8:Feed him fertilizer and see if flowers spurt out of his plant jaws.
9:If they do take a picture, put it on the internet, and tell everyone he's girly.
10:Call him salt and pepper.
11:See if woodpeckers make nests in him.
12:See if a dog will chase a cat up him.
13:If you succeed in any of this laugh at his face.
14:If he tries to eat you scream rape.
Pain(He gets two as well)
1. Wave a magnet in his face
2. Ask if he uses all his bodies for an orgy
3. Tell him his eyes are creepy and the Sharingan looks way cooler
4. Call him Yondaime
5. Pretend you believe him to be a shadow
6. Ask if any other shadows can talk, or if he’s just magical
7. Tell him one of his bodies looks like a girl
8. Tell him Zetsu’s hitting on Konan
9. Ask what kind of parents name their kid “Pein” (It means the same thing in Japanese as pain)
10. Tell him it’s really lame how all his bodies have the same name, and that as an evil mastermind he should have more creativity.
11. Point out that his eyes look like targets
12. Try to hit them when training with kunai
13. Ask if he needs a hug
14. Tell him his god-complex is just lame and will get him killed
15. Show him Death Note as proof
16. Ask WHY he wants to even take over the world
17. Follow him around constantly
18. If he asks what you’re doing, say you’re playing “Follow the Leader”
19. Get Tobi to join
20. Point out that the members of his organization keep getting beaten up by children
21. Ask who the hell came up with the cloak design anyway. I mean, it’s pretty damn obvious that they’re members of a “secret” organization with that uniform
22. Point out that everyone already knows about their “secret” organization, and everyone in it
23. Show him all the stories where he’s paired with OCs
24. Ask where the hell he found the giant statue where you store Jinchuriki, and what he’s going to use now that it’s been destroyed
25. Point out that it’s pretty obvious where the hideout is, considering the fact that it has a gateway that’s obviously been sealed with a boulder, and has a tag on it
26. Ask about his relationship with Konan
27. Feed Tobi sugar. Lots of it.
28. Switch around the piercings on his spare bodies when he’s asleep
29. Use his larger piercings as a mirror when you do your hair
30. Whenever he walks into a room, play “Pain
31. Suggest he get a corset piercing
32. Point out that he’s pretty much running a dating service
33. Ask if his bodies ever get into fights
34. Ask if he has six bodies because his ego is too big for one
35. Buy him hoop or diamond earrings
36. Insist that he wear them
37. Tell him Konan’s pregnant with his child
38. Tell him that he made Naruto sad by killing Jiraiya
39. When he says he doesn’t care, yell “What? He’s your son!”
40. For best results, do this in front of the whole Akatsuki
41. Point out that it must be really gross when he takes his piercings out, due to all the holes in his face
42. Tell him splitting his soul into six pieces is totally stealing Voldemort’s idea
43. As is using special powers to take over the world
44. Ask if he has some kind of nail polish fetish and that’s why he makes everyone wear it
45. Accuse him of having a crush on Jiraiya
46. Eat all his food
47. Tell him shadows can’t eat anyway
48. Ask if he’s really fat and uses the cloak to disguise his weight
49. Ask if someone slept with more than one of his bodies, if it would be cheating
50. Put a sign on his ass that says “Konan owns this”. Or better yet “Zetsu owns this”
Hita
I'm doing this for a challenge. I used to go by Cat, some of my old friends still call me that. I now call myself Hita on the internet and as a nickname. My family moved three years ago, but we(my brothers and I) had plenty of time to prepare. I chose the summer of the year befor we moved becouce I can wright about more that way so please enjoy-
A 10 year old ran across her family's small pasture like land tords the picture like tin shed that stud on the other side. A medium sized black dog ran beside her. her long dirty blond hair flowed in the wind. As the pare reached the fence around the shed the girl slowed. "stay Gigi" she said as she climbed the fence and jumped down on the other side. The two goats in the pen next to that one reared up, and placed there hooves on the fence separating the two pens. "Ya I know your hungry give me a minuet" the girl said. She walked up to the sheep nearest her "hello Kc you going to let me close today" she whispered as she approached casually. She had a ingraned fear of these animals. As a three wear old she'd enjoyed Mutenbusting(or riding sheep), but she'd fallen off and gotten stepped on. Kc turned and ran into the shed. The girl shrugged and turned to the other sheep in the pen. "Hey Oreo" she said in a much louder voice. She wasn't afraid of Oreo. He was gentle and easy to work with. She walked up to him and rubbed his head, pushing between his ears like he liked. "You're hungry to aren't you" she muttered as she got up and walked into the shed. Kc slipped past Oreo as he fallowed her. She slipped over the smaller fence inside and scooped two coffee cans full of feed into the sheep's food bowl. She took another half can and dumped it through the small square hole in the wall into the half grown goats bowl. After checking the waters she climbed back out to ware the dog Gigi waited. "Come on girl" she called as she turned to race back to the house only to stop short.
A 14 year old girl stud in front of her. The stranger stared into the pen at the sheep. "Who are you, and how did you get here?" the first girl asked getting ready to defend herself against the older girl. She studied her with piercing blue-green eyes. This girl had the same build as her, the same dirty blond hair(all though her's was shorter), and yes the same piercing eyes. She stared at the sheep without saying a word.
"Relax I'm not about to hurt you" the older girls voice sounded amused. "You like to be called Cat right?" The words were sarcastic as if she really needn't ask.
"That's right" Cat said in a challenging tone,"and you are?"
"You can call me Hita. I know more about you than you seem to think." Hita's words chilled Cat.
"How do you..."
"Know any thing about you?" Hita finished the question as if it were her own. "You're withdrawn, most people are left guessing with you. You're friends know you well and are one of you greatest treasurers. You love animals and care for your sheep and your brothers goats every morning. You named one sheep Kc because you like the name and the other Oreo because he's patterned like Oreo cookies. Your dog Gigi is a border collie-Shepperd mix. Your best friends are Emily and Hannah. You call Emily Em, and don't have a nickname for Hannah. Am I right?"
"Yes" Cat took a step back."How do you know all that?"
Hita looked at Cat with clear eyes,"I'm you four years from now." Hita said reviling a scare just under her right elbow identical to the one on Cats arm from when the sheep had stepped on her. Cat stared in amazement.
"What do you mean?" Cat stared at Hita believing what she'd been told, but not understanding.
"You won't be here for the rest of your life" Hita's voice was quiet, "this is the last summer spend it well. You'll be put in Ms. Lashle's class for sixth grade so be ready. Take good care of troughs sheep got it? Oh and don't cry to long after the fair this next year will be no time for you to be sad."
Cat looked down at the ground "what do you mean?" she asked uneasy.
"Our family will move around Christmas."Hita's voice was sad. "I still miss this place. I miss playing with Gi and caring for Oreo, I miss Em and Hannah, but I have the family you know, and some others you don't. Trust Mom's dissensions, but don't just amuse they're right. What's right is in your heart. Don't try to hard on first impressions after the move, and don't play at friendships wile wishing you were in some other place or time"
"Oh"
"Right well I have to go. Oh ya and for crying out loud get over that old dog dragging you accost that show ring there's weirs things to come. See you in a few years" Hita called as she walked away.
Cat stared after her bewildered. Then as if nothing had happened started to run accost the field after Gigi. This was her life, she would face it herself.
Hehe it seems my words fell on deaf ears. I wounder will that ever change?
Hita
Okay I'm home sick from school today and I decide to make a wallpaper sense I have no ideas for cards right now, and it looks great then I save it and check to make sure it went through. It saved, but it looked terrible. A good two hours of work coming up with the quote, putting the pictures together, finding picture, and making backgrounds transparent, and there's a white streak on three sides, and blue marks I was sure were transparent It also messed up the size when it saved. I hate my computer right now!!! I want to throw the stupid peace of shit out the window I'm so pissed. It always does stuff like this, but this is the first time it's don something that bad. I've always been able to fix the saving errors easily, but I might have to redo this one I'm so jealous of Momo right now, she has a really nice windows7 computer, I have an xp. It works but it gets on my nerves. What I'm jealous of is the really nice paint program she has.
Sorry about that I just needed to get that off my back, and I do like Momo's paint program. I'll remake the wallpaper and hope it comes out better(gives me sometheng to do).
Hita
I would so do this. I absolutely HATE sas-gay.take that emo bastard
2. Ask WHY his hair looks like a chicken’s ass(it does)
3. Ask if he thinks anyone really believes that it’s natural(I don't)
4. Show him ItaSasu(gross)
5. Tape him destroying your computer because of it(You owe me more $200)
6. Sue him for it(I'll get that money)
7. Do a REALLY crappy Sharingan imitation(I'll copy you)
8. Tell him the Uchiha symbol looks like a Pokemon ball(there are others)
9. Tell him the Uchiha symbol looks like a ping pong paddle(there are others)
10. Sing “Sasuke and Naruto sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G!”(I do not approve, Naruto isn't gay.)
11. If he protests, show him the episode where they DO kiss(No comment on sas-gay though)
12. Ask if he’s sad because his brother is stronger, sexier, NICER, and all around better than he is(Itachi is better)
13. Whenever he walks into a room, play the “Emo Kid” song(hehe)
14. Ask if he cuts himself under the bandages on his arm(probably does)
15. If he shows you his arm, claim the only reason there aren’t cutting scars is because he uses genjutsu(got him there)
16. Give his fangirls the key to his house(stupid girls)
17. Spike all his food with Viagra(haha)
18. Tell him Sakura’s pregnant with his baby(no comment)
19. Tell him NARUTO is pregnant with his baby(WTFH)
20. Ask why he agreed to be Orochimaru’s sex toy(He did)
21. If he tells you he is NOT a sex toy, play all the clips where Oro says “I want Sasuke’s body”(I lost cont of how many times he said that)
22. Call his curse mark the “Super Special Love Hickey of DOOM!”(No comment)
23. Buy a bunch of Itachi plushies(okay)
24. Hide them all over his house(he'll be finding them for years)
25. Put posters on his wall of Kakashi in very sexy positions(WTH)
26. Dump Ramen on his head(snickers)
27. Blame Naruto(why)
28. Paint his house pink(hahahahaha)
29. Knock him out with tranquilizers(I suggest the darts)
30. Give him extensions so he’ll look like Itachi(Itachi looks better)
31. Draw lines under his eyes when he’s asleep(hehe)
32. Leave messages on his phone like “OMG SASUKE!!! I LOOOOOOVE YOU!”(I so do not love him, but it would make him go insane)
33. Tell him he’s currently the most hated Naruto character. Ever.(wish it were true)
34. Ask why he won’t just admit he’s gay(he so is)
35. Set him up on a blind date(okay)
36. With NARUTO(don't torcher Naruto)
37. Tye-dye his clothes(pretty, bright colors)
38. Replace his shoes with hooker boots(take that)
39. Whenever he looks at you, burst into tears(I would)
40. When he starts avoiding you because of this, burst into tears(WTF)
41. Build a shrine to Itachi in his room(run away)
42. Buy a shirt that says “SasuNaru Forever!”(sick)
43. Wear it every day(why)
44. Give him one too(okay that would be funny)
45. Ask if the fact that he can spit fire comes from his bad breath(stinky)
46. Tell him he needs to learn how to accessorize and that Itachi would be happy to teach him()
47. Tell Kakashi he needs “the talk” given to him(not much there)
48. Tell GAI he needs “the talk” given to him(priceless)
50. Dress up as Deidara’s ghost and haunt him(Deidei
)
1. Ask him why he looks like an ugly chick when he goes 2nd cursemark(he really does)
2. Give love notes to Sakura, Ino and Karin saying they’re from him(catfight)
4. Ask him why his hair looks like a decapitated crow glued to his head(funniest description yet)
5. Throw pigeon feed at his head(eat it bitch)
6. Make birdcalls around him.(birdy)
7. When he turns around to yell tell him Big Bird wants his phone number(okay that's weird)
9. Have a random dog lick his feet when he’s sleep(poor dog)
10. He’ll wake up screaming, thinking it’s Orochimaru(well can't say he won't)
11. Make fun of him because the last syllable of his name sounds like ‘gay’(sas-gay)
14. Ask him if Sai’s his half brother(look alikes, Sai's better)
21. Ask him why he has such obnoxious fangirls in the Anime(okay)
22. Introduce him to any obnoxious fangirls in other Anime and at Cosplay Conventions(evil laugh)
23. Stuff cookies down his throat and force him to like sweets(wahaha)
26. Ask him if he liked kissing Naruto(probably did)
27. Give him a makeover in his sleep(could get you killed, do it anyway)
28. For said makeover use either Sharpie or clown makeup(pink Sharpie is a bonus)
29. Replace his clothes with Sakura’s clothes(make sure everyone sees the result)
30. Sell his stuff on eBay and get rich of his fangirls’ obsession(yay money)
33. Fill his room with birds and watch as they shit on his stuff(I'm not going in there)
34. Tell him he’s the ultimate uke(He is)
35. When he doesn’t believe you show him the 20+ Naruto Yaoi couples including him(my point exactly)
36. Make sure most of the pics are OroSasu or ItaSasu(please don't involve Itachi to much)
37. Watch him faint and foam at the mouth(post pictures of this on the internet please)
38. Shout and point at him, hoping it’ll get the attention of rabid fangirls(they'll glomp him)
39. During his fight with Deidara have a broken record player near(hope he gos suicidal)
40. Have said record player play and repeat the quote ‘SasuDei forever ~!’(sorry Deidei)
41. Ask him why he’s such an asstard(he is)
43. When he cries after killing Itachi, yell ‘We told you, you bastard!’ while beating him with a random fish(hit him hard please)
44. Make sure the fish is Kisame(run away from Kisame)
45. Have Tobi tell him he’s a pretty girl(girly)
46. Make Tobi walk up to him and say ‘Sasuke, I am your father!’(starwars anyone)
47. Watch him spazz(haha take that)
48. When he’s sad, give him a knife and steer him towards the nearest corner(emo)
49. Tell him it helps a lot after finding out all you know is a lie(how helpful)
50. Have random kitties attack his head(go kitties)
1. Hide a collection of Itachi plushies in random places around his house- In his bathtub, in his bed, behind his door, in his closet, in his cabinets...(he'll find them even more)
2. When he's asleep, poke him repeatedly until he wakes up, and make sure you're sitting about two inches away from his face.(poke)
3. Smash a pie in his face and run like hell.(run!!!)
7. Leave little sticky notes all over his house. Love notes, hate notes, gentle reminders of all the times Naruto pwned him...You know, stuff like that.(good luck)
8. Find his diary, and photocopy each page. Give the copies to Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi, and anyone else you happen to see while you're running for your life from the angry emo-duck-head. (Alternative: Find his diary, and read it as loudly as you can in a public place. Make sure lots of people are around to hear you.)(run very fast)
9. Dye ANYTHING he owns a lovely shade of hot pink.(eat that sas-gay)
10. Mess with his computer and leave open as many SasuNaru fanfics/pictures/ect. as you can find. Also, save them in random locations on his computer so that he continually finds them after he thinks he's deleted them all. Bonus points if Naruto finds them.(Wait what if he likes yoli)
11. Give all his fangirls you can find invitations to a slumber party at his house. When they run screaming into his house, lock the doors. Then run.(just lock them in his room)
12. Put a tape player in each room of his house, and make them all play Barbie Girl at full volume. Not only will the sound blast out his ears, and the song embarass him to no end, but it also will take him a while to find and turn off all the tape players. >D(take that)
13. Leave decapitated/mangled/burnt/otherwise destroyed plushies of him all over his house. (Bonus if you make them bloody with ketchup or something.) Then, pin a note saying "You're Next" on his door with a knife.(that will tech you)
15. Throw an apple at him. Pretend like you have no idea where it came from. If he turns around again, throw another. If he yells at you and insists you did throw it, cry.(eat it!!)
16. Read Icha Icha Paradise out loud to him. Bonus points if you do it while he's trying to sleep.(I'd just ask Kakashi to read it)
1. Wake him up by honking an air horn in his ears(you like the noise)
Sorry that's all I'm posting. the random comments at the ends were fun.
Hita
