Hello fellow Otakuisms! I am Emmah, and this is my little world of blogging. I'm not a very normal human being. In fact, sometimes I'm not considered human at all.

I'm a bigger Bon Jovi, Beyblade, Kai, and Tala fan than you. Accept it. LOL.

I LOVE yaoi. I write A LOT of yaoi fanfictions (you can find some on my Beyblade Fanfics world). But I do like to write hetero, funny and friendship fanfictions, too. I'm not just all about the yaoi.

My favourite yaoi pairing EVER is Kai and Tala from Beyblade. They are the best.

I have a love for LOLcats and other LOLthings. They often worm their way into my posts.

I still stick with MyOtaku. I shall never leave it as many have done...

I have a tattoo. It's on my ankle. I also have my ears pierced and my belly button pierced. I have 6 pets:- 2 cats, 2 giant snails, one hamster, and one rabbit. They are all mad.

That's enough useless information. READ AND LAUGH TO YOUR HEART'S CONTENT!

A Fanfic? Non.... Mais Oui.

Why is it, with titles, I either go Jamaican, mon, or turn French.

It'll be German next.

I'm just about to submit my fanfic (my fanfics have their very own special World XD). I have submitted it over on fanfiction.net. Two people have saved it as one of their favourite stories, and 3 have reviewed. I'm very pleased with that XD

I have DRASTICALLY edited it for over here.... So it'll probably seem very crap.

(Left-right) Me and Chelsea. Yeah. We weren't drunk at this stage.

But we did get very drunk later. So much so, I ended up wandering into the men's toilets. VERY funny. I'll explain.

In Evolution, the club we were in (all it plays is rock music =D), the toilets are upstairs. So off I toddled, because I really needed to pee, obviously. It had gotten to that stage of the night, when I needed to pee constantly, and everyone looked the same. So, I found the women's toilets fine, but when I came out again, I couldn't remember where the stairs were to go back down.

Sooo... I thought it would be a very good idea (and it really wasn't) to follow this bloke. He, obviously walked into the men's loos. And I just toddled off behind him, got in there, saw all these men, and just said "oh, these aren't the stairs" and walked back out.

That is how drunk I was.

Learn from my experiences, and don't do that. It does earn you some very odd looks off some very drunk men having a pee. And can you blame them?

Drunkeness On Saturday

Here, have a picture from Saturday that is the drunkeness of us:

(Left-Right) Emily, me and Chelsea.

Don't ask what I was looking at. Or who took the picture. Or since when Emily leaned on me.

I can't remember any of it. LOL.

Emma xxxxxxxxxx

A Woodchucking Woodchucker Chucks Wood-Like Wood That Only A Woodchucker Can Chuck. Wood.

I used that title over on MyO. Took me ages to get right and make sure everything was spelled right XD

Kissies, bum-slapping, outragious flirting, sex eyes. Surely I can get away with sex eyes?

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I'm on about my fanfiction, if you hadn't guessed. LOL. I just made a new World for the fanfics I'm gonna write. It's... Purple. And rather empty.

I'm gonna have to stop having a bath, y'know. Ok, that makes me sound like a skank. The fanfic I'm writing, I got inspiration for, whilst in the bath. I was in the bath yesterday, and yet again, I got inspiration for a new fanfic. I might have to go buy a shower (currently don't own one).

Or I'll got bathe in the kitchen sink.

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Ewww, maybe not.

Must write some of thingy now.

*Cough Cough*

Yep, Chibi-Anna-Type-Person, a lemon is a more explicit scene. Hence why I can't put it on here XD I think I may have to, erm, edit out the language, too. I dunno what's allowed with PG-13, as I'm not American.

American-type people (i.e. anyone that isn't me or Chibi-Anna-Chan or any other fellow people who don't live in America *takes deep breath*), what is allowed in a PG-13 type fanfic?

I don't normally write fanfics at all. But I thought to myself "well, I'd better contribute to TheO again somehow", and so I answered myself "why don't you do a oneshot?", and so then I said to myself "but you know how I can't carry on stories to save my life", and so that little voice replied with "that's why you should do a oneshot" and then I said "oooh, but I'll get all, erm, excited during the lemon" and then I replied with "yes, but so will everyone else".

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That makes me sound schizo XD

The fanfic itself, is now about 2 pages long (Times New Roman font, size 12, I think - not that you need to know that XD). It's coming along (oo-er) quite nicely so far, considering I'm a CRAP writer. Kaisy and Tal have already shared a kiss in it.

Hang on, I'm totally spoiling it. EMMAH YOU WASSACK! SHUT THE HELL UP!

So yes. Help would be appreciated. What can I get away with? I'll take out the language and the lemon (once I've written it), but can the kissies stay?

Fanfic And Hopefully Fanart On De Way, Mon

I dunno why I just turned Jamaican at the end of that title... I just... Don't... Know.

I still can't comment or sign anyone guestbook =/ The only way I CAN, is if I'm the first person =/ And the chances of me being first are slim.

As the title says, I have a fanfic on the way.

Yes, it will be yaoi. Yes, it will be Kai/Tala. Yes, it will have a lemon. Over on fanfiction.net it'll have a lemon, anyway. Here, you can't submit that sort of thing, so I shall have to RE-WRITE the ending, once I've freaking finished it and discovered how to submit it and submitted it on fanfiction.net. *Takes deep breath* I was actually saying that as I was writing and forgot to breathe. Oops.

I will need to draw some fanart.

Beyblade, of course. Kai/Tala hopefully =P

Oh my Ra, I'm so obsessed with them XD

I'm just downloading some super old(ish) dance music. From the '90s. So it's not that old, but old enough to actually be kind of cool XD Alice Deejay, in particular. I'm just listening to 'Better Off Alone' by DJ Jurgen ft. Alice Deejay, and it reminds me of a holiday in Porthcawl (Wales), and me and my Dad were in the bumper cars, and I was driving XD Ahhh, good times.

I really need to finish my post for MyO, now (yah, it's different, and much more... Sketchy, than this one =/