Hello fellow Otakuisms! I am Emmah, and this is my little world of blogging. I'm not a very normal human being. In fact, sometimes I'm not considered human at all.

I'm a bigger Bon Jovi, Beyblade, Kai, and Tala fan than you. Accept it. LOL.

I LOVE yaoi. I write A LOT of yaoi fanfictions (you can find some on my Beyblade Fanfics world). But I do like to write hetero, funny and friendship fanfictions, too. I'm not just all about the yaoi.

My favourite yaoi pairing EVER is Kai and Tala from Beyblade. They are the best.

I have a love for LOLcats and other LOLthings. They often worm their way into my posts.

I still stick with MyOtaku. I shall never leave it as many have done...

I have a tattoo. It's on my ankle. I also have my ears pierced and my belly button pierced. I have 6 pets:- 2 cats, 2 giant snails, one hamster, and one rabbit. They are all mad.

That's enough useless information. READ AND LAUGH TO YOUR HEART'S CONTENT!

My Fanfictions!

Helloooooooo. Sorry I haven't posted for quite some time on here...

Erm... Yeah.

A lot's happened, so for those who never visit on MyO anymore (we miss you, we really do D=): I have a rabbit named Bam, I have two giant snails named Gary and Bryan, and I have a hamster which I bought on Saturday, and he is named Mikey.

I got promoted at work, and then demoted... But I may get re-promoted (I won't go into details - it's too confusing).

I've written 29 fanficions in total, now. Not all of them are Beyblade.

But the ones that ARE for Beyblade, and are rated 'T' or lower, and going to be put up on here, now!! I did have a world for my Beyblade fics before... But I deleted it, and I'm hoping that the new and improved one will be popular!!

It probably won't, but oh well...

Have a picture of Gary the giant snail =) (admittedly, he's not giant yet - he's still a baby XD)

Please check out my fanfictions when they're up. All I ever get on Fanfiction.net is "oooooh this was so awesome". They may be right, but I wanna see if I get some different opinions... Lmao.

Toodloo!

Drunkeness On Saturday Take 2

The comments for me over here on TheO still don't work =/ Eh, never mind. I kind of emptied my inbox over here, too.

Yeah, I went out with chums on Saturday. Was fun.

(L-R) Andy, Me, Rosie and Sam.

Fun fun fun. Drunk drunk drunk.

"Cake, Or Death?"

You guys MUST watch this. It;s Eddie Izzard with one of his stand-up jokes. The 'Cake, Or Death' one. He is random. At least I've found something to post over here, though XD Eddie Izzard XD Expect more of him from me.

Big News!

I'm pregnant.

Well, no, I'm not. LOL. That would be worrying if I was. Considering I haven't, y'know. So it'd be a bit impossible XD

But I do have big, good news. Two pieces, in fact.

My pregnant friend Rosie is no longer pregnant. She gave birth on Saturday to a little (ish) boy. He was 8lbs 9 ounces (ouch!), and she's named him Jake. I've yet to see him, but I've texted Ro-Ro, and she's OK and she says Jake's OK, too. So, that's good.

My other big news. I dunno if I ever told you guys about the super-hot foreign guy who comes into the shop I work in every Tuesday and Thursday? Well, he does. And I have a major crush on him.

Anyway, he came in last night... And asked me for my mobile number! I would've given it to him - if I could remember it LOL! I promised to give it to him (oo-er) on Tuesday, and then he left =( He was smiling, though.

5 minutes later, and he came back, and asked me if I was free today or Sunday!!! So, I have arranged to meet him today at 5.30 =D

I am totally going on a date with mr hot-guy. And he actually wants to go on a date with me? I might ask him if he's blind later.

I also actually don't know his name. In all the excitement, I forgot LOL. I'll find out later.

Sooooo, I am very excited, and nervous XD I also need a bath, find my tweezers, wash my work uniform for tomorrow morning, pluck eyebrows into oblivion so I am almost bald above the eyes, find my super-sexy black t-shirt... Which I can't remember the location of... And tart myself up =D Well, no, I won't. I'm not gonna put heaps of make-up on so I look like a barbie. I'll just put the usual eyeline on.

I am also very hungry =/

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK!

Good day to you, sirs.

Oops

Emmah did not mean to abandon anyone on TheO. It's just I use MyO so much more. And Fanfiction.net.

I've dropped the idea to submit fanfics over here. It means I have to drastically change them all to meet TheO's guidelines, and then I look like a crap writer. Which I probably am, anyway.

Soooo:

http://www.fanfiction.net/~purplekissedwishes

That's my fanfiction homepage. I have 4 fics up atm. All Beyblade, 3 oneshots, and one ongoing fic.

Over on MyO, I've put up all the pictures from yesterday's Carnival we had in town. But, I'll give you all a picture from it, anyway.

Shame we can't upload multiple pictures. Or can we?

Erm.... Yeah.

Toodles.