Hello fellow Otakuisms! I am Emmah, and this is my little world of blogging. I'm not a very normal human being. In fact, sometimes I'm not considered human at all.

I'm a bigger Bon Jovi, Beyblade, Kai, and Tala fan than you. Accept it. LOL.

I LOVE yaoi. I write A LOT of yaoi fanfictions (you can find some on my Beyblade Fanfics world). But I do like to write hetero, funny and friendship fanfictions, too. I'm not just all about the yaoi.

My favourite yaoi pairing EVER is Kai and Tala from Beyblade. They are the best.

I have a love for LOLcats and other LOLthings. They often worm their way into my posts.

I still stick with MyOtaku. I shall never leave it as many have done...

I have a tattoo. It's on my ankle. I also have my ears pierced and my belly button pierced. I have 6 pets:- 2 cats, 2 giant snails, one hamster, and one rabbit. They are all mad.

That's enough useless information. READ AND LAUGH TO YOUR HEART'S CONTENT!

YYYAAAY!

You may have noticed that I've changed the title of this world.
I'm always saying 'do what?', so that's why I've renamed this worled to that XD

Anyway, I have big news.

Well, semi-big.

Quite big.

Okay, it is quite big.

...

I'm pregnant.

...

LOL! No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding XD

The real new is that I passed my Theory Driving Test!

YAAAAY!

I'd convinced myself after 10 or so questions that I'd failed, so when I went to find out my result from the bloke at the desk, he was like, "congratulations, Emma, you've passed."

I was like, "you what? Are you having a laugh?"

He wasn't.

So, yes, I passed!! =D

Now all I have to do is book and pass my Practical Driving Test, and then I'll be safe(ish) to drive on the road on my own >=D

Ahh...

I'm happy.

*Twitches Nose Because The Rabbit Is Twitching His Nose At Her*

I shall not give up on the spelling thing. I shall continue to spell as I do XD

The paragraphs thing: I did apologise A LOT to SomeGuy (I think he's accepted my apologies, haha) and I told him to just ignore the other story he has sitting in his pile of work to look through (paragraphs... So he doesn't have to do them, haha). The story wasn't THAT fantastic, anyway.

Finally...

I got a PM from TheOtaku Staff - saying I'd gotten promoted to Senior Otaku ++!!!

WTF IS GOING ON?!
XD

I'm going to accept it, and embrace it - and continue to submit a load of things >=D

I wish I could sort out these bloody comment boxes, though... Maybe they only work with a certain internet browser?

Y'see, I can only comment anyone or anything, if I'm the first to do so - and even then, I can only leave 2 or 3 lines!

It's because the comment box appears at the bottom of the window, only showing half of it. It's a nightmare! I dunno what happened to it... It wasn't like that when TheO first had it's 'transformation'... But about a month or two later, the comment box just fucked up on me =S

I dunno...

But that's the reason why I never comment... I'm not being a cow or ignoring anyone XD

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

On a slightly happier note:

My Theory Driving Test is on Thursday (eek!). I remember... Chibi-Anna-Chan, I think it was, asking me on MyOtaku about it (I think it was her...).

Anyway, I keep convincing myself I'm going to fail it.

But last night, I took a mock exam, and I passed it with a score of 80-something-percent!

So, if I do that good on the REAL exam, I should have no worries =D

Our Theory Driving Tests are made up out of two things: a 50 question test, with multiple answers (on the mock one, I only got 3 questions wrong =D), and the Hazard Perception Test.

The Hazard Perception Test, is where you have to watch 14 short clips (I know! A lot!) and click on the screen (because the entire exam is done on computer!) when you think you see a hazard.

It could be anything from a car turning off onto a side road, a car pulling out in front of you, traffic in the middle of the road, pedestrians super close to the road or crossing the road... It could be fucking anything. But you can't click on absolutely EVERYTHING because they'll fail you for it.

People of America, be glad that it's easier to get a license in your country XD

Anyway... On my practice Hazard Perception Test... I got a score of 50-something points out of 77. You need to get 44, so I'm alright XD

I can't remember how many you need to get on the theory questions... I think it's 43 or something...

So yes... I passed the practice Theory Exam... I'm very proud of myself, and I now think that I could actually pass the real exam... Hahaha!

If I DO pass the realy Theory Exam... Then my driving instructor, Susanne, will probably put me in for my practicaly driving test almost at once! She says I'm so very nearly ready for it!

So, fingers crossed, by the end of this year, I should have a full driving license, and I can drive on my own, and go wherever the fuck I want =D

I'm actually aiming to pass my practical test before my birthday (in October). That's a reasonable target, isn't it? I think so!

Anyway... I must be off to spread the good news about my practice theory test XD I'm so happy I actually passed it... I really feel as though I can pass the real one, now XD

Toodles!

I'm Going To End Up Eating TheO...

Firstly... The 'Guru' on this here website changed my spelling on my ONLY quiz to American spelling (things like, 'colour' and 'favourite' - the Americans miss out the 'u')...

And now, I have been told off (well, not told off as such - more like, advised like I'm a blithering idiot) by SomeGuy because I don't use paragraphs properly in my stories.

Riiiight.

So now the way I paragraph my stories is WRONG just because this site doesn't like the way they're directly underneath each other.

Basically... My paragraphs have to be...

Like...

This.

This a massive gap in between each one.

SomeGuy's said that he's having to paragraph it all properly (properly according to TheO's way...) when I'm asking for it to be put up on the main site (I now realise that that the ones I've submitted to be put up on the site, and haven't, are probably because of my shoddy paragraphing).

Never mind... I shall do as he suggests, and paragraph it so TheO likes it...

It makes me wonder how much more TheO can make me hate it and want to leave...

But I shall not leave! I shall stay and infect it with my sheer madnosity! Hahaha!

More to the point, I've been here for two and half years. Why the Hell should I leave now?! Lol.

I'm actually not too bothered about SomeGuy telling me about the paragraphs.

It's the spelling thing that REALLY pissed me off...

Never mind. If SomeGuy PM's me again, I shall apologise profusely to him (because, when I'm wrong, which I apparently am right now, I apologise FAR TOO MUCH).

Anyway... Toodle-oo!

I Like To Think It's Going Well...

Well, I've done a few lot more fanfictions for the Beyblade section (obviously). Maybe I could put up a fanfiction that isn't a Beyblade one sometime?
But, the only fanfiction I have written and completed is one for 'Confessions Of Georgia Nicolson'.
Does TheO have a section for books? =S
I have a Madagascar fanfiction planned, but again, does TheO have a section for films?
I don't know anymore... I've lost track of what it has and hasn't got XD

On the other hand... The updates I've done today are:

~ Beyblade fanfiction added.
~ Death Note e-card.
~ Beyblade e-card.
~ Beyblade wallpaper.

And this post of course...

I'm currently writing a Beyblade oneshot... It's kinky, and it's got sex in it, and unlike every other lemony fanfiction I've done, I'm actually taking my time, and reading through it, and so far, it's going good!

I'm actually not making the characters rush into their sexytime to get it over and done with quickly... Hahaha. Which is what I seem to do, because I tend to get bored mid-lemon, and just rush it XD

But I am determined to make this lemon my best one.

Oh! Something that annoys me about this bloody site... I've got 4 pages of Beyblade fanfictions up on my Beyblade fanfiction world (where else, duuuhhh?), and no one reviews!

I have three reviews on the entirety of the 4 pages of fanfictions.
Two were from the same person.
On one fanfiction.
Because she mis-spelled something.

Honestly, the fanfictions that got 'published' and show up on the Beyblade section of TheO, they've got views, they've got hugs, they've got favourited... But NO ONE reviews/comments!

WHY?!

Sure, over on fanfiction.net, most people just say that your fanfiction is fantastic, and ask you to update super soon, and occasionally offer a bit of advice or say you've spelled something totally wrong... But at least they're reviewing.

I guess you need to post a fanfiction for a very popular anime/manga (e.g. Naruto, Bleach, Fruits Basket, Death Note) to get recognition and reviews.

Oh well...
To be honest, I've just ranted about it, but I'm not actually that bothered XD
Because I do get reviews on fanfiction.net.
I've made a lot of friends over there, actually, and there are som bloody good fantastic authors over there!

On another note... I can't stop playing 'Party Boy' on 'Jackass: The Game' on my PSP.
XD
I love Chris Pontius, and I love Chris Pontius when he's doing Party Boy, so I love playing as Chris Pontius doing Party Boy.
Savvy?
XD

Oh!
I was so happy to find this fanart of all the girls in Beyblade:

Because, the fanfiction I submitted today was a series of mini-stories dedicated to the girls of Beyblade! It made my day =)

What would make my day further, is if I got some reviews =P

Toodloo!

My Bammy

This is me and my little rabbit, Bam:

He means the world to me. I can't ask for a better rabbit.

I'm feeling very down lately, and I was lay in bed crying earlier, and he got up and started licking my face, licking all the tears away.

It was very cute. And it made me giggle because his whiskers were tickling my chin and nose and stuff XD

I love him soooooooo much.
He's better than any boyfriend.

Not that I've got/had a boyfriend.

But I don't need one, either. Because I've got Bam =)