Tick Tock, 'Til I Drop

This is my entry for The Mask's song parody challenge. I used the song Tik Tok by Ke$ha, and made a parody of Pokemon.
Don't get me wrong, I still love them <3~ I just thought it was time to point out that most of the new designs are useless xD
Hope you guys enjoy <3

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Tick Tock, 'Til I Drop

Wake up in the morning, feelin’ like Ash Ketchum
With my masterball and red hat, hope to ease my boredom
Gonna brawl, catch ‘em all ‘cause I’m really so nifty
Can you tell me what had happened to one hundred and fifty?

I’m talking Pikachu and an Eevee
Butterfree and a Chansey
Jigglypuff’s getting sleepy
(Hah hah!)
I’m ranting ‘bout Nintendo 64 games
GameFreak you should be ashamed
Everything new is so... lame...!

Please stop, or I’ll drop!
Feel like my head’s gonna pop
I’ll beg and I’ll crawl
Do you want to kill us all?
Tick tock goes the clock
Pokémon, you used to rock, yeah!

No more, I implore!
I am kneeling on the floor
I’ll beg and I’ll crawl
Intention to kill us all?
Tick tock goes the clock
Pokémon, you used to rock, yeah!

Pokédex is getting full and I’ve got a lot to fear
I used to think that I was finished, now I know I’m not near
I say “oh-no!” at this show, nothing’s hardly the same
The only thing that hasn’t changed is that I get all the fame

Gym leaders don’t prevail, enemies always fail
Typical hero’s tale
(Hah hah!)
What happened to Pikachu as a target
Of petty crime and Team Rocket?
Anime’s going down, down
Anime’s going down

Please stop, or I’ll drop!
Feel like my head’s gonna pop
I’ll beg and I’ll crawl
Do you want to kill us all?
Tick tock goes the clock
Pokémon, you used to rock, yeah!

No more, I implore!
I am kneeling on the floor
I’ll beg and I’ll crawl
Intention to kill us all?
Tick tock goes the clock
Pokémon, you used to rock, yeah!

There’s something wrong. Why crush the dreams
And ruin things that were just fine?
So how much more until you’re done? I’m sick of all of these designs.

Put your cards down
You hear me now?
Poor Ash won’t age for a long time

Put your cards down
You hear me now?
You hear me NOW?!

Well, this nonsense won’t cease ‘til someone cries...

Please stop, or I’ll drop!
Feel like my head’s gonna pop
I’ll beg and I’ll crawl
Do you want to kill us all?
Tick tock goes the clock
Pokémon, you used to rock, yeah!

No more, I implore!
I am kneeling on the floor
Mudkips, what is this?
Heard you like ‘em? Get a grip!
Tick tock goes the clock
Pokémon, you used to rock, yeah!

End