I saw this making its way through TheO and decided that I want everyone to know that stereotypes are wrong and insulting. Please take time to read this if you can.
The phrases that are bold are the ones that could be directed at me.
Warning: This list uses strong language.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. *rolls eyes* Don't even get me started...
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. That's not a very smart thing to do
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. Isn't that the story of my life
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. That's crap
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. It was a while ago, so don't get you're undies in a bunch...
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". If anyone said that to me, the'd get smacked, pronto.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f---ing them all. My god, that's sick
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. It's called wearing what you feel, duh
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. Whoever believes that gets my middle finger
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. I have a boyfriend damn it
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. Again, story of my life...
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. A lot of people is just overwhelming to me
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. Hello! It's called puberty having different effects on people
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. The whole site can protest about this one...
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. Ohhhh so not true
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. Crap I tell you
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I happen to be perfectly fine and a writer, thank you
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. *rolls eyes*
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. *rolls eyes once more*
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT ONLINE, I MUST be having cyber sex. Uh, ewww
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. and I MUST worship the devil.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. Well, I'm not a guy, so I wouldn't be gay...
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the
times.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak. Saying 'story of my life' just doesn't cut it anymore
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. That's crap
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp. Don't get me started, that's all I'm gonna say
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. Y'know, some things are just best kept private
I like YAOI so I MUST pair up every male anime/manga character I see. Geez, if I did that, that'd be crazy
Just remember, next time you use a stereotype, most of the time you're wrong.
Something that has nothing to do with the anime world whatsoever. Marching Band. Yep, I'm in marching band and it freakin' rules! My teacher is Mr. Detato(aka Mr. Potato when the band is feeling silly) and out Drum Major (marching band conductor) is my friend Amy. I'm going to be a veteran for my first year because I was a rookie last year. The reason I'm bringing all of this up now instead of during school (yeah, I said the s-word... wait, not that s-word! *ahem*) is because we had a summer practice a couple days ago. We're gonna have two more practices and then comes BAND CAMP. Yes, marching band has a camp. You laugh and I'll get all of our seniors to jump you. (Don't worry, I'm kidding...) Anyway, it's basically 2 1/2 school weeks of blood, sweat and tears. Ok, maybe not blood.... but there's a lot of sweat and maybe some tears. We get our music done and memorized as best as we can (we perfect it during school year practices and a lot before we do any shows or football games) and then we start learning the marching to go along with the music and then our whole show. But we march and learn our show on a big field behind my school in mostly 90 degree August weather. That's where all the sweat comes in... The tears come in when one of our drill instructors, Lisa, whacks you in the heels if you don't march correctly. But then Greg, our other drill instructor, (we have 2) graces us with a water break. We love Lisa, but she can be your best friend and worst enemy at the same time. She just works us really hard. But that's what marching band is all about. Band camp runs from 8:00 in the morning to 4:30. At least we get an hour off of last years schedule because it used to be from 8:00 to 5:30. Usually everyone is about to fall over at the end of the day but it feels good to know that the band has conquered yet another day of band camp. And then there's practice once school starts. We have practice Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday from 3:15 after school to 6:00. Monday we have off and every Friday we go to a football game that's either away or home. Football games are so much fun to be at! If our school's team is playing home, we get to play our show before the game starts. If our team's playing away, we play during half-time. And during the game we play fight songs! It's so much fun! One time we actually got to play Kashmir by Led Zepplin. But anyway, fight songs really get your feet tapping and team spirit going. Usually all of us get really hyper during football games because of all of the fight song playing and the candy we get from the food stands! We also play at competitions for awards almost every Saturday or sometimes Sunday, but that's rare. Last year, we mostly got second place and first place at competitions. But that doesn't really matter. Having fun playing awesome music and having fun with what you're dedicated to doing is all that matters. Dedication comes first, because without it, everyone in our band would've quit by now and it's not even the begining of school yet! Fun comes whenever you feel like it. Whether it's during the show, during a solo you might have, or after the show when you're explaining to your family how awesome it was for the hundreth time but all they say in reply is, "Yes, honey, we know. We were there to watch you play and you had a smile on the whole time..." Or after the show when most of the band goes to IHOP at freakin' 12:00 at night to celebrate a first place at a competition... Yeah, we're just that awesome. Marching band takes a lot of work, concentration, and stamina, but it's all worth it when you're holding that first place trophy in the middle of a band geek mosh pit. The whole band is kept together with teamwork, helping each other out, and spurring each other on. Marching band's not an easy thing to do, but I love it. In the words of a bunch of wise veterans during my rookie year, "If you can't take marching band, go play for the football team!"
For those of you who are band people or just want to know, this year's show for our band has a video game theme and consists of the Halo Theme, the opening theme from Civilization IV, and Attack on Fort Schmerzen from Medal of Honor.
Yeah, I might be making another World, but I'm not sure if I should go with it. It's gonna be a World where I post riddles, puzzles, challenges, etc. I already have a riddle in mind, but I don't think I could keep thinking of stuff to post in this world... I might run out of ideas. So, should I make it?
Told ya I'd do another one. (unfortunately, I have to, otherwise my tagger [narutoKHfighter, again] will hurt me...)
So here I go...
1. I can make riddles easily.
2. My voice can sound like my brother's no problem even though we're not twins and are 2 years apart. (My parents still confuse our voices up)
3. Out of my family, I'm the only one with enough hand-foot coordination to play DDR. (Just ask them, they'll tell you I'm the champ. ^^)
4. I still have the original Pokémon trading cards from when I was six..... and I'm fifteen now...
5. Whenever I'm with my friends for an extended period of time, I usually get high or my IQ drops 10 points. (Believe me, this is true)
6. I slept with my "blankies" until I was 12 going on to 13. My parents didn't want me to have them when I turned into a teen.
7. Lying is very easy for me to do.
8. Keeping a straight face when talking about awkward teen subjects isn't...
Remember, you laugh, you're tagged!
(narutoKHfighter, I know you're going to laugh at least once when you read this, so you have the choice of doing this the fourth time or not, kay?)
