I was getting my groceries checked out at wal-mart when the woman walked away for a moment. I wanted to see what was on her computer so I snuck around and looked. It was hentai! The woman was looking at hentai while checking out my groceries! She started to come back and I ran away DOWN a ramp IN walmart. Which led to a dock. Not for trucks but boats. I looked out and saw a few boats and lots of water and I was like "Woah...wal-mart has a dock." Anyway There was a trash boat out there trying to get the trash so I just decided to throw it to them. I picked up all but one bag of trash at once and threw it to them no problem. Then, I tried to throw them one little bag of trash and it came up short and went in the water. The trash people got it but it was too late.
Green and scaley fish people came out of the water all angry like. They looked like a normal person except for the green scales and the big fan-shaped (like a paper fan) fins coming out both sides of their head like giant ears. Anyway apparently I had destroyed the eco system by throwing the trash in the water. I belive they were going to kill me but changed their minds. They told me i had to find a dragon and convince it to use its magic to restore the eco system. Then they gave me a little square tile and pointed towards a big stone door. I walked to the stone door and on it was many tiles. It was a puzzle I needed to solve to open it. Well lets say I was a genious cause it took me like 10 seconds to solve it but it was missing one tile (you know so i could move the other tiles around) but anyway I used the tile they gave me and put it in and the door opened! There was a long, dark tunnel ahead that apparently led to the dragon's lair.
Well I walked and walked and walked somemore. Finally I saw light! I ran towards it and I entered a gigantic cavern. It had a giant dead tree in it that could eat wal-mart it was so big. The cavern also seemed to have about 5 dragons in it. I was starting to wonder how I would get down when I looked down. Apparently I had been standing on air this whole time. I pulled a cartoon double-take of this and then I was like "Oh...crap" and I fell....a looong ways but I didn't get hurt. I got up and dusted myself off.
All the dragons seemed to be sleeping and I walked up to one and it lefted its head and asked what I wanted and why was I here. Well I explained the situation then he said that I had to recover 9 dragon eggs which could be found, hidden in the giant cavern. Well I leaned on one of what I thought tobe a sleeping dragon but as I leaned on it, it turned to dust. It had been dead a long time and in the middle of the dust was a dragon egg. Woo! one down 8 more to go. Well I found out the other "sleeping" dragons were also dead and i recovered eggs from them. I ended up on the last egg which was hidden under a wooden platform. I was walking to give the last egg to the dragon when I tripped and fell. I dropped the egg and it busted. The dragon roared in anger and flew to the other side of the cavern where two other dragon appeared. Yes out of nowhere.
Ok so it was fighting time. I was pretty much Link right then so I had all his cool tools and such. 4 Gigantic poles appeared out of nowhere and formed a giant rectangle. Well the dragons would charge me and if they rammed into me they would surround me and create a fire tornado. Yeah this went on for awhile and I was getting my butt kicked. Then I realized I could pull myself to the top of the pole with my hookshot. Well all this did was help me dodge their attacks. After a few moments of enjoying the rest I noticed from there i could hookshot onto the dragons back. I did so and I stabbed into its back a few times and then it shook me off and ran to the back of the cavern with its buddies to ready another charge. Well this cycle kept going and I belive I was fixing to win when I woke up.
That was my epix dream. Comments? :D
In the forsaken lands lies a massive horde
Of zombies because the wizard got bored
Of being alone in his tower so high
So far up it reaches the sky
The zombies were mean and attacked all on site
But there was one assassin who would fight
And clear away all of the undead
Her name is Farah, that’s what I said
She fought their evil with dagger in hand
Swiftly she striked and tore through them like sand
Until at last the wizard did fall
By the hand of Farah, the greatest assassin of all
How did she win without so much as a horse
She had help from Linku, a paladin, of course.
I hear the voices, they speak to me
Of what to do and how to be
They tell me things both false and true
They even tell me things about you
You are marshmallow all fluffy and white
It makes me so tempted to take a bite
But the voices told me that’s a dud
That all I’d get from you was blood
Then my friend, the garden master
All green and lovely, and made of plaster
Gave me a garden all padded and white
I have to tell you it was such delight
It got cold and I needed some heat
She gave me a white jacket, it was neat
Four castle walls built around my garden
They trapped me in, and I said “beg your pardon?!”
One wall had a window from which I saw
A little fairy and I stared in awe.
“Fairy, Fairy! Help me please!”
All she did was turn her head and sneeze
“Fairy’s Mom! Help me out!”
She just turned her head with a pout
My eye did twitch and the voices left me
Then I realized “I lost my sanity!”
What was to become of us? Who knows? We were new to these lands, my comrades and I. All that is real and all that is illusion blurred together in these lands. Lies and truths were one and the same. Traitors and enemies were plentiful. We always had to watch our backs. Yes, we faced countless hordes of enemies. We had to see through their lies and false smiles or we would meet our end. Yes these lands are dangerous indeed.
Here madness and violence were all too commonplace. Here people you thought were friends could become your worst enemies. Here is where we were sent and here is where we will stay for several years. We were cautious for the first year or two, yes but as time wore on we let down our guard. My friends, my comrades, they were picked off one by one. They have been tricked and lied to and now they have been turned against me. I am alone with enemies on all sides and no one to turn to.
It is a dire situation indeed but I found comfort in a single soul with eyes of blue. This one will help; this one will comfort and protect me! Yes I don't need them my so-called friends! They have abandoned me? No, I have abandoned them! You, you are the only one I can trust, the only one who will help. What? There are others? Yes many others. Countless numbers of friends I never knew. Yes I can trust them all. Yes my friends have even rejoined me! Ha it is a glorious day. There are so many smiles, so many friends old and new.
Yes year three started off rough but all ended well and year four shall be the most joyful of all. Newcomers to this land, we cannot trust them. We cannot be truthful, we cannot be sincere or they will ruin us! Yes we must pick them off one by one and convert them to our ways. They will unwillingly become part of our group, part of our collective, part of our...horde. Yes, welcome newcomers. Welcome to highschool hell!
The human heart, full of love, full of caring
Full of hope and full of sharing
I loved, I cared, I hoped, I shared
But there was no one special who, for me, cared
Until an angel came from the heavens and blessed me with her kiss
She healed my heart and my soul, and together we loved in bliss
For her I would walk the earth, mile for mile
Then she lifted my spirit to heavens with her beautiful smile
With her beauty so divine, she sets my soul free
Jeena, my angel, be mine for all eternity.
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