This world gives you the advice you need for life, not that boring element bonding thing they teach in chemistry. So, read, enjoy, and remember, always chew your gum before sticking it to the teacher's head.
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Tips On Schooling
I only have one tip for you today, my friends.
* Do NOT take six AR classes. The work load sucks.
See ya, or not!
(P.S. This is why I haven't been on here. As it is, I'm only on because I'm waiting for my project to load.)
Life: 08/21/08 | Posted By: BASH | 2 comments |
Tips on Becoming Nocturnal
* Note that when it's two in the morning, no one is willing to talk on the phone.
* In fact, they yell at you if they actually answer.
* Despite how funny that is, they will then expect you to get up before noon when you obviously aren't active during the day.
* No one is willing to change their sleeping schedule to fit your odd phase, as everything fun and worthy is open during the day.
* Also, people have to work before noon.
* Once one becomes nocturnal, it's awful hard to stop.
* Lying in bed trying to get to sleep usually doesn't work.
* Friends often figure this out.
* Sadly, they use it to get revenge for waking them up at two in the morning.
Life: 07/06/08 | Posted By: BASH | 0 comments | Personal |
Tips on Foot Injuries
* Remember, you walk on your feet (generally speaking of course).
* Scraches that happen to be on the bottom of your foot can get caught on things.
* Inscets, thorns, splinters, and other not so nice things that can harm your already injured foot are outside. On the ground.
* Socks do not stop a determined torn.
* When you have a wound on the bottom of your foot, wear shoes.
Guide: 06/12/08 | Posted By: BASH | 2 comments | Personal |
Tips on Nails
* When you quit bitting your nails, remember that you quit bitting your nails.
* Things catch on long nails, so make sure to watch your hands.
* Don't scratch your forehead as you would with short nails. It hurts.
* Don't try and grab things that are pointy and could get caught in your nails.
* Remember that you have long nails.
Tips on Dreamland
* Do not start a new book anywhere near ten minutes before you go to sleep.
* Do not continue to read said book when you can hear birds chripping.
* Do not expect any parental unit (or any other form of guardian) to be sympathic to your plight.
* Sleep during the alloted time, not when you deem fit.
* Make sure to follow the above tips most carefully on school nights.
See ya, or not!
