Well hai thar ^^

Seems like you've stumbled across my blog! Well, I guess I'll give you a little information about myself:

Name (the one to be used for this blog's purposes): Mattie
You could also call me UM, um-chan, or whatever nickname you have for me.

Age: 17

Gender: 1/7 Female, 6/7 Male

Birthday: 9/3

Obsessions: Hetalia, Coldplay, video games (Nintendo mostly), drawing, writing, roleplaying, Let's Plays

Have fun wandering through my blog! BUT WAIT! It's dangerous to go alone! Take this! (hands you a hockey stick) ^^

~Mattie

Look at all the times I've been on the front page! :D SO HAPPY

Vacation from Hell

Mood: Excited as all get out
Listening to: HetaOni music (that's STUCK in my FRIGGIN HEAD)
Today's Word: Bedbug
Today's Video Game: New Super Mario Bros. Wii

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IT IS AMAZING ACCESSING THE INTERNET FROM MY LAPTOP. A-FRIGGIN-MAZING.

Anyway, moving on. I'm finally back home, which means crappy phone service (I think Arthur ate texts from two of my friends...) but internet I can actually use and a lack of autocorrect in these blog posts!

Wait...getting an update...Arthur did NOT eat one of my friends...good...

Anyways, sorry my last couple posts have been sadiq-y and nasty and crap. Honestly, anything and everything that could have gone wrong at that week at the shore did. A few examples:

1. A cell tower was down for the first two days and I had no internet access on Lizzie nor aim on Arthur. Out of contact and surrounded by my family >///<

2. THE BEACH. GOD I HATE IT.

3. I ate a bucket of crab fries with my cousins, then tried to wash it down with Dippin Dots ice cream. Crab fries + Dippin Dots = INDI-FRIGGIN-GESTION.

4. I lost my Hetalia charm. Probably while riding the Moby Dick. Or the pirate ship.

5. I spent all of Thursday in a crappy mood that not even fried Oreos or fudge could help with...although spending the night on the boardwalk with fighting cousins didn't help...

6. Speaking of which, EVERYTHING WAS A FRIGGIN FIGHT DOWN THERE. NOT EVEN KIDDING.

7. Spent all of Friday with a weird pain in my throat. Strep throat anyone? Or maybe it was all that second hand smoke from the boardwalk...

8. BEDBUG INVESTATION. NUFF SAID.

9. Now I'm sick. My headache has gone away but my throat kills.

And these were just a couple of examples... Some good things, I got a whole section of my rp fic knocked out (not the whole chapter, though) and bought an awesome hat. ...and that's about it... Oh, discovered a depressing little Hetalia excerpt I wrote a while ago that I'll probably post to The Library when I come up with a title... (See, I gave you a link, cuz I'm OCD about those things concerned about convenience like that ^^)

Speaking of Hetalia, I would like to let the world know that, despite scientific fact and observation, polar bears are NOT ferocious beasts. They are adorable, snuggly little animals with memory problems, is all. <3

Anyways, I'm gonna go. Hopefully I'll feel better by tomorrow or something...Go to sleep? No way in hell! I'm taking my REAL vacation tonight--watching every single one of Chuggaaconroy's LPs in order. I think I deserve it. ...and some fudge.

Tata~!

~Mattie

My Apologies

I can't even be bothered to relayout this stupid post. My internet rejected it once. I just...today has been sh*tty. Absolutely so. I just need to get out of here. This has been the worst day...worst VACATION ever. For every good thing there were three bad things. I need to sleep...or something...I don't even know...

Tata.

~Mattie

Vacation from My Vacation?

Mood: Tired
Listening to: Shark Week
Today's Word: Downpour
Today's Video Game: Pokémon

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Sorry I didn't post yesterday...stuff was just crazy and I needed to sleep before I died...

I really hate hanging out with my cousins. One is a snob, and when others started calling her out, a giant insult fight started and we all got in trouble. Then we apologized, and she didn't! She said some pretty nasty things, too, but since SHE was the one who decided to bawl her eyes out, she didn't have to! I really need this vacation to end...

I lost my Hetalia charm last night...I had an absolute freakout. We went around the whole amusement park, searching for it on every single ride I even walked by. Nothing. It's so small, I knew I wouldn't be able to find it. I'm getting upset even thinking about it. It wasn't even a good night to begin with...

When we got home, though, my mom informed me that she had bought me a Canada charm on Amazon. I actually started crying cuz I had no idea she would think to do something like that...I was so delirious...

Honestly, I've not been having much fun here. I really do want to go home.

Pray for rain. That means I don't have to go to the beach.

Tata~!

~Mattie

I Forgot I Was Supposed to Post

Mood: Crappy
Listening to: Baseball
Today's Word: Sleep
Today's Video Game: I dunno, pick one.

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I want to go home. Right now.

I feel like absolute crap. I just want to go home where there's an Internet connection and proper cell phone service and a lack of my family. Not even twenty minutes of semi-rp cheered me up. I think I might be really sick. I think I used my "no-beach day" today and I spent it sleeping. I'm being forced to go to this stupid sand pit for the rest of the week. I hate the beach, I hate family bonding time, and I hate being yelled at for hating these things! I just can't deal with this!!

I just...want to leave. Asap. I can't put up with this.

Plus my YouTube videos won't load. TT~TT I keep forgetting to point out how goth YouTube is now...

Well, tata.

~Mattie

It's Only the Second Day?

Mood: Exasperated
Listening to: The Killers
Today's Word: Prophecies
Today's Video Game: Luigi's Mansion

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I hate being down the shore...a lot...I hate the beach. I hate the sand. I hate the seagulls. I hate everything but the boardwalk, and that wasn't even fun tonight. There is no cell phone service, no Internet service for Lizzie, and I will kill my phone the next time he autocorrects me DAMMIT ARTHUR! I'm just...not in the mood...I'm already sensing fighting...

I'm attempting to blog with my cousins talking...shoot me...

WHY DOES MY PHONE NOT WORK?!

TT-TT

Tata~! (is trying not to die)

~Mattie