Who else would be curious about a romance story with this plotline?

"Oh, this reminds me of Passion be Not Proud. The widow, Baroness Katherine VanStone, had been livin' alone in her chateau for years. She finally says she'll see Count Cristof, which means date, but she didn't think she'd like him, him being the reincarnated spirit of Eric the Red and all. When she gave into it, though, they fell madly in love and it was beautiful until she was struck by lightning while riding bareback on the cliffs above a fjord in Scandinavia. Isn't that romantic?"

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StillabetterlovestorythanTwilight *shot*

If you can guess what the above quote is from, I applaud you for your knowledge of contemporary comedies and bestow upon you the great cyber-cookie of contemporary comedy-knowing.

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