First off, you should go visit my girlfriend Ai's world. She's the sweetest, cutest, most adorable girl EVAR. I will assassinate those who dare oppose me!! I'm NOBLE, the one who constantly updates rants about shizz, basically all the time! This is my world, my HOME. I am letting all of you into my HOME so be flucking careful with my shizz! ):<

Ok, so now that I'm done being a freaking moron, huhuh, I'll begin. :B So I'm going to be updating stuff on here whenever I feel like it, and maybe people will just care enough to stop by. If you stop by.. I DEMAND THAT YOU COMMENT! I hate seeing when people visit the worlds and they don't comment.
(Seriously. I will go coockoo-ca-choo-on-you. You don't want that.)
I'm a pretty decent guy I think. Some people might not really like me, I'm someone who LOVES to talk and I will talk about ANYTHING, if there isn't anything to talk about then I will COMPLAIN and if there isn't something to stop me from complaining I will get ANGRY at being BORED and will FLIP OUT. :B I have my up and down days, I'm pretty annoying after a while, and I like to cuss and be violent. j/k, I am the BEST EVER. Seriously, I'm so badass.. It's insane.

Do whatever you like here, just make sure you comment, I love comments. When you comment, comment about the post, not just random things, that's what Messaging is for!! If you don't follow those rules then I will hunt you the fluck down. Say what you want to say, I don't care what it is. Speak your mind I won't censor you or anything. You got something to say to me than just flucking say it! lmfao. later

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~Noble, BiAtch ;P

AGH BLAH BLAH BLAH AGH

Soooo... yeah. huhuh. Epic time I've been having. :B ~Is eating cookis and cream ice cream, so is taking long to type~
I went to Chinatown two weeks ago again, that was pretty awesome, I stayed there for a couple of days. lol. Then my mom and dad said they were grounding me for going without their permission and not calling in even. (They forgot after a couple of hours) They thought I had run away, huhuh.. I got a ton of stuff at Chinatown too~ I didn't pay for it because the guy I was with didn't let me use my money. T__T Anyway, after that I went with Zeek, Razz, and Zeek's cousin Ken to go camping! Whooo~ Yeah~ Camping~ It sucks though that Ken doesn't like me being in, near, or around his car. or him. >:( Whateva' I don't care what that guy thinks of me, bleh. Him and his stupid car.. Spray paint it one day, watch.. ehh... haha..
So we all get to the camping place and everything where we all chilled and survived for a couple of weeks. :B We hiked and did a ton of stuff there. Zeek wanted to go exploring. A problem there is that it was really sunny where he went and he came back like a half hour later and was burning up sooo bad. I think he got sick from being out in the sun too long. o__O Ken justy slept most of the time in a tent, and Razz was hiking and climbing trees a lot. Then my little 'accident' happened.. You see, it looked cool how Razz was climbing trees right? So I wanted to try it. It turns out I'm not as flexible as he is and climbing isn't as easy as it looks. Q__Q I sort of, kind of, fell from a tree and landed on Razz. I thought I killed him for a while because, well.. He didn't move.. So I was thinking, oh shit. It turns out I broke his arm. D'X I'm like, AGHHH I'M SO SORRY!!!!! We ended our camping trip yesterday after that.. I think he hates me now more than what he already did. He was only tolerating me, but now he's going to murder me because I can see it in those cold, unforgiving eyes of his. o__o I'm scared. To top it off, we have graduation tomorrow, and he's going to be graduating with a broken arm. Ken is more friends with Razz and shizz too, so Ken was pretty pissed with what happened. He almost wouldn't give me a ride home but Zeek made him do it. It was so silent on our way back. *Sigh*
Well.. That was my epic tale. lmfao, I'm sort of hiding out in my room now with my windows drawn and eating a bucket of ice cream I bought until I get sick. huhuh

A day in China(town)

Hello everyone. Even though nobody cares about my posts or anything, I want to talk about how awesome Chinatown is. huhuh, we got there and at first I felt soooo out of place, but after a while I felt right at home. lmfao XD *Is shot* I went to some stores and got me a bamboo buddy for myself, huhuh. I will keep my bamboo forever. o__O I went with my buddy Zeek and his cousin Ken (who's a jerk to me, btw.. but we needed a ride so oh well..). I swear as soon as we got there I was OMFGing like crazy XD You see as soon as we got there, I could see some sexy people and I was like... AGHH. hahaha (Is shot again* Seriously though, it was awesome. Tried some new things, talked to some of the shop owners, just that a couple of them I talked to I couldn't really understand for shizzzz, huhuh. I WANT TO GO BACK. I didn't want to come back... D; I met this super awesome guy there named Dylan. :B He's real funny and shizz, lmfao. It doesn't hurt that he's sooo hot either, huhuh. :B At that point, I was going to pass out from all of the awesome asianness of everything. I'm such a loser, huhuh. I got little zodiac statues, but I'm missing three of them.. Tonight I'm staying at Zeek's house and going to watch some creepy David Firth things on Youtube while scarfing pizza, so that I can go to sleep and have scary nightmares. I think that food's making me sick, ugh..

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OMFG, this was a long week.

First of all.. I have to say, I'm sorry for not being on. Even though nobody missed me and/or noticed I was gone in the first place. The reason I wasn't on was for the most stupid reason ever. D:< There was a prank at school, right? It was the senior prank. Some people had broken into the school and sprayed ketchup, mustard and mayo ALL over the school. There were also condoms and tampons littered everywhere. ugh. That was so gross.. By the time schoo started, there was still a lot of it left, and on the lockers, everything. People were called up to the office, at first the deans were just saying that they were choosing out the senior 'leaders' that were most likely to have committed the prank, but as time went on they really started to suspect that I did it. D:< I was in NO freaking way at all involved in the prank. They threatened that i I didn't tell them what I knew about it that I would be expelled and not graduate. WTF. I was so pissed. I don't know, I guess I must just look like a rotten guy to them like that, lmfao, or somebody that doesn't like me could have told them I did it... whatever. They all finally figured out who did it, and only left me get back to peace saying thanks for cooperating. Xp
Other things that went on.. A teacher made fun of what I said. huhuh, I was answering a question but stumbled on my words, so she stumbled on her wods after tha on purpose, so that was pretty funny, lmfao. I had some difficulties with my bike and guess what? I totally flipped off of it when it stopped suddenly. It knocked the AIR out of me, I thought I passed out for a few minutes there. XD I'll probably have to get it fixed.. along with my ipod. *Sobs* It stopped working.. and I've only had it for like two months! DX AGH! ~Anger~ I'm upset with it. It's totally asolutely flucked to the F up. I have to go see to make another appointment with apple to get it fixed.
Now for the section about WEIRD people. There's this really weird guy in my P.E. class named Kyle that nobody really likes because he's just soooo creepy, but he sticks to me like glue. D; We're playing badminton for the rest of the year and he just decided that he's on my team. HE WAS NOT INVITED. I already have a team player anyway... My bud Shaq, lmfao. We had to play against Kyle anyway, Shaq was playing along on his team but quit after a few minutes because he said that Kyle was just creeping him out too much, lol. Then Shaq said that we should just slowly get away from Kyle and run to the other side of the gym, hahaha... another weird person is somebody my mom met, it's an old lady that likes to talk A LOT. She's a good cook and whatever so my mom appreciates that. Thing is that she's in this religion called Jehovas Witness (I think it's called) and she keeps trying to convert us. My mom made me walk her home oneday and she was talking about her family house, etc. which was fine, but once we got to her house she made me take one of her bible story/prayer books and told me to spread the word of the lord to my brother and sister. o__O Uhhh... righttttt.. I just thanked herad left.. lmfao? I don't know, it's just weird.
Me and my bro had a fight too. I don't really even remember what it was about XD But he's mad at me now. He threw awa the bouquet of flowers I had in the room that somebody gave me. T__T I asked him thy the fluck he did that for and he said because they stank. BiAtch. I have this song stuck in my head, huhuh... It's called the Muffin song by J Bigga. XD It's hilarious.
Oh.. HAPPY NATIONAL FIGERBANG DAY. don't ask me what it is.

Right now, I'm going to go to the movies with my buddy Zeek. He wants to talk about a plan he has to go camping next month. >:D That should be fun. When I get back, I'll comment anyone and whatever, huhuh.

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~~~OMFG. They wouldn't let us into the movie theater. D: We had our IDs and everything but they thought Zeek's ID was fake and wouldn't let him in becausethey thought he was younger.. So we just went to an arcade and played DDR for a while and discussed the plans for going on a camping trip. The movie thing pissed me off.~~~

WHOOO~~ I'm going to CHINATOWN tomorrow with Zeek!!! XD That's going to be SO AWESOME! Fluck yessssss~ I'll get so many things that it'll be rediculous. I'm going to buy pickled seahorses in a jar. D: I saw those once, lmfao

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Noble Goes to the dentist

Sooo... I went to the dentist, huhuh. :B It ws fun. I have a cool 'dental hygienist' that checs my teeth, lmfao. She likes my kind of music, so when she was checking my teeth, Evanescence was playing. I seriously don't get why people hate going to the dentist so much, I like it. I have interesting conversations with the staff there. The lady who checked my teeth told me that my wisdom teth are going to start coming in pretty soon, oh noes, pain.. D; huhuh. She asked me if I wash my teeth and I say every day :3 Sh says good for you Noble! What about flossing? and I say Uhh.. my brother stole my floss.. I just got some a few days ago.. then she asks How long ago did he take your floss? I say A few days after you gave it to me.. Then there is a short silence.. NOBLE, That was six months ago!
XD Lmfao, I'm just the worst.. I got more floss, she told me to make sure it doesn't get taken again, haha.
I'm so bored.. I'm going to watch a movie. It's a horror DVD with ore than 17 hours of shows. >:D bwahahaha, whooo~~ Noble has something to do~ I guess I'll go do that and whatever..
OMFG, never mind, they're horrible 60's and 70's flicks hat won't keep my attention. DX
If you haven't taken the quiz I posted DO EEETTT, I wanna see D':<

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Mutated monkeys are taking over the world

Sooooo... Yeah. >__>' Nothing up with the title. That song just randomly crossed my mind, huhuhuh. Ehh.. I don't know where to start for today. o_____o I fell asleep in my Math class while listening to music. (It's ok though, we weren't doing anything in class.) During P.E. I decided to do something else instead of the dumb whatever-else-it-was they were doing.. XD I just jogged around the field. I got into a lot of trouble though because at one point I really got bored and went into some shed thing nearby. There was some school campus security guard there that told me I was in a restricted area... oops. I seriously didn't know though. I got a warning but I was being threatened with suspension. Blehhhh, as if I care~ By the time I got back to my class, they had already left and were going back to the classroom. D:< They left me behind, how dare they! During lunch I donated money for booby cancer, lmfao.

It's funny, I totally just found out today that I'm sarcastic. :S Nobody had ever told me I was. I'm not sarcastic on purpose though, huhuh.. But I got somebody angry with how I talked. This girl was telling me how she thinks this one guy is odd, and asked what his parents might be. I told her, well they're people.. and she snapped saying she knows that and I don't have to get smart about it. lol. I was thinking about it all day until it dawned on me. I'm sarcastic. I asked this one guy during lunch that sits next to me. He said DUH.. You're sarcastic like all the time.. You don’t KNOW this?! So I’m just… No, I didn’t.. X__X So far every person I’ve asked has said that I’m really, really sarcastic. Lmfao XD I never knew this, honestly. I don't know if this is good or bad.

It's also funny that the other day I was reading on a post here that some people were going to start up their own band and shizz, well today my buddies Neddy and Jose invited me to try out to be the vocals for the band they have going. The members so far are Neddy, Jose, and this guy named Alex I've seen a couple of times around school. I'm seriously thinking of trying out, too. I have a friend who I told this to, and she decided that she wants to try out too, lmfao, she has a pretty great singing voice so I don't know if I'll be able to beat her. I told another friend of mine that I'm trying out.. He said, NOBLE, ARE YOU CRAZY? We're nerdy enough, we don't join bands!! So we had an argument that just ended up with us yelling Radda at each other. :P I don't know why he hates the idea of me being in a band so much though. I told my mom about it too and she started laughing at me. >__>' She told me, You? In a band? *Laughter* You should have told them... told them.. Then my mom stopped herself and thought for a while and said, You know what Noble? I've never once heard you sing. o.O' Huh.
So THERE biAtches!!! O':< lmfao.. She wasn't the only one.. In total I think three other people told me the same thing. Just to let you all know, I CAN sing. >__< It's just that I usually only sing when I'm in the mood, it's always in my room, and the only person who hears me is my bro sometimes.. I used to be in Choir even, but I dropped out because of how boring it was.. So, I'm trying to figure out what song to sing for the audition. :B They told me to pick a Three Days Grace song, so yeahhhhh. doing that. yup.
I'm in a surprisingly good mood today, whooo~~ :B

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