First I would walk up to the Evil French Fry of Doom and introduce "myself" (have to be polite about things ^^)
Then I would hit her over the head with a chemistry text book!
While shes sprawled out on the ground, unconscious, I will glue her eye lids shut.
I will then wait patiently until she regains consciousness and then I will introduce "myself" (I have many aliases ^^) and I will offer her assistance.
I will offer to walk her to the emergency room (no car T-T) and then I will strike!

I will lead her out into rush hour traffic and leave her there.

and if that fails......well then, I'll repeatedly hit her over the head with a chemistry text book till I see blood ^^

Life: 05/28/08 | Posted By: IyamiNaHamusutaa | 2 comments