why is Kageto laughing?!

“How long have you planned this?!”
“Oh it wasn’t my idea, it was Kato’s. I was going to give it up, but when she showed me her power, well, I just couldn’t pass it up.” Kageto laughed. “You are the other hand Goku got the weakest person on the earth!”
“Aarg! That’s not true! I think mine was stronger than yours! All you have to show for is the evil in her heart, power that comes from evil is not power at all. Kakashi had hope in him, thus our power is pure and strong. Just to prove my point..” Goshi unfused and standing in front of Kageto was Kakashi and Goku.
“Humph, you fool, you have always been.” Kageto said as the spirit bomb got bigger and bigger.
“Your right Goku, this battle is getting worse and worse, what should we do?” Kakashi said.
“Well, I do have on idea, but I don’t know if it will work.”
“Oh please, don’t tell me your thinking of what I think you are thinking of…” Kakashi said as he lowered his head. “Do you honestly think it would work?”
“Well, Vegeta is a guy after all.” Goku said with a funny look on his face. “Its worth a try…”
“Oh fine…” Kakashi said. “You do remember how to do it right?” Kakashi said as he crossed his hands in muliti shadow clone jutsu form.
“I think so…” Goku did the same.
“Gah, what could Kakarot be up to now?” Kageto said. “No! it can’t be! We must shield our eyes!!”
‘’SEXY NO JUTSU!‘’ Both Goku and Kakashi had a puff of smoke surround them.
“IT’S THE SEXY NO JUTSU!!!” Kakashi jumped out of the smoke and blew a kiss to Kageto.
“Aren’t we beautiful Vegeta?” Goku said. Alas, Goku did it wrong and he was this big fat ugly Namick.
Kakashi slapped his forehead and started laughing so much that he lost the jutsu. When that happened he fell to the ground rolling around.
“Gah!” Goku turned back into his normal self.
“Wow Kakarot, an Ugly fat Namick is supposed to make my nose bleed? Where have you been all your life?” Kageto started laughing so much that the fusion failed and the broke away. “Nice going Kakarot, you made me lose my concentration, no matter, we still have one move don’t we Kato?”
“Yes, once we destroy them, we can take our time.” Kato stuck her foot out in her firing stance, and Vegeta touched her foot with his, and they joined cheek to cheek, with their hands out ready to send a kamehameha wave towards Goku and Kakashi. “This should finish them off Vegeta.”
“Yes, and you won’t have to worry about your father anymore, you can live a free life, with me and our new world, now, one, two three…HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!” Vegeta and Kato fired a huge Kamehameha wave towards Kakashi and Goku…it struck dead on, they didn’t have time to move.
“Humph, looks like we did it Kato, no more of annoying people.” Vegeta said crossing his arms.

continuation of the one month later ._O <---splode

“VEGETA! WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER!!?” Goku said standing up.
“I did nothing of the sort of what you are accusing me of.”
“Foolish dad, you should have gotten out of here when you had the chance, but oh well, you in my direct blast zone, so you will get the full brunt of it, heheh, I actually pity you for what pain your going to be in.” Kato said as she started powering up. “haaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!”
“I have to stop this!” Goku said going in the battle.
Vegeta thought to himself, *heheh, this is going to be good if he jumps in there, he will be taken out with a hit and that means I will have one less person to worry about.* Vegeta vanished from his sitting area.
A blinding flash covered the whole fighting area, when it cleared, Kakashi was no where to be seen, but standing where Kato a super sayain used to be, now stood a super sayain 4.
“Heheh, well, looks like my dad didn’t make it, and somehow Kakarot is still alive, injured, but still alive. How did I do Vegeta?” Kato said looking down at Goku. Vegeta appeared right beside Kato.
“I don’t think I could have done any better, I am very proud of you.” Vegeta transformed into a super Sayain. “Now we need to do what I planned on doing from the very beginning!!”
“Gak, Vegeta! Why are you doing this?!” Goku said trying to get up.
“Why? Because, all these years Kakarot, you’ve always been stronger than me, well now looks who’s stronger, if me and Kato fuse together, we will be unstoppable!!!” Vegeta and Kato got into position.
“STOP THIS VEGETA! YOUR MAKING A BIG MISTAKE!”
“Mistake? How so Kakarot? I’ve always wanted to destroy this planet and make anew. Now that time has finally come.”
“What about your wife? Your kids? What about their lives?!”
“Trunks can come along if he wishes, and I never really liked Bulma, she just always got in the way, but with Kato here, I can get your Sayain blood going again and we can have new world, come on Kakarot, do you want our race to go extinct?”
“Vegeta this isn’t the right way to bring it back!” Goku said. “If you wipe out this planet, you’ll be wiping me, Gohan and Goten out as well, and they are our future!”
“Oh no, not really, I’ve already talked them into coming along with us. I’m sure we can save a few human’s to have birthed a few sayain’s then we can get rid of them!”
“Listen to your self Vegeta!”
“Oh I’m listing loud and clear Kakarot, you nor King Kai, not even poor little Kakashi could help if he was still alive! Besides, doesn’t killing things get the sayain blood pumping?! I haven’t felt this good since Babidi gave me that awesome power!”
“Aarg, Vegeta!” all of the sudden, Goku noticed some disturbance in the ground. *heheh, looks like Kakashi isn’t dead, he hid himself underground, way to go Kakashi. Wait, that gives me an idea, maybe we can fuse, my power level should be about the same as his at the moment.* then Goku remembered that Kakashi knew morose code so he banged a message into the ground telling Kakashi get appear above ground in five seconds and be prepared to fuse.
“Vegeta, I only have on thing to say.”
“Oh? What’s that Kakarot? Are you admitting defeat, and bowing down to me?”
“heheh, you wish!” Goku stood up, and from out of the ground popped up Kakashi in fusion stance.
“NO IT CAN’T BE!”
“Thought I was dead didn’t you Vegeta?” Kakashi said.
“Hurry Kato, we need to fuse!” Vegeta said.
“But our power level’s aren’t the same.” Kato stated.
“Well, bring yours down a little and I will boost mine up as much as possible.”
Vegeta focused all of his energy and anger to match what Kato had.
“I think we should fuse now Goku.” Kakashi stated.
“I think that would be a good Idea.” Goku had this worried tone in his voice.
“Ok, I’m ready Vegeta, our power level’s are exactly the same.” Kato said moving over a few feet.
“Right, I’m ready Kato.”
All four of them started to fuse at the same time.
‘’FUUUSHIN-HA !!!‘’ two big balls of light emitted from where the four people were formed. The blast was so big the Goten and Trunks had to flee the battle. Boulders flew from the ground as if the were dust specks in the wind, trees were uprooted and some actually dissolved from all of the power static in the air. After several minutes of nail biting stillness, the smoke and light had cleared, and standing five feet above this big crater were two of the strongest people in the Universe. They were Kageto and Goshi. Kageto was a orange Super sayain 4 with two tails, and hair that was as white as snow, that went to the knee. They had Vegeta’s shoes and gloves. Goshi had grey hair in normal form (since there was no super sayain in the mix) wearing Goku’s outfit with Kakashi’s green vest and shoes, and had Goku’s face, with purple eyes.
“humph, this is quite a surprising form, I’ve never seen this kind of super sayain 4 before.” Kageto said as he checked himself over. “It appears that the only thing that resembles Kato is the long white hair, not matter, it is fine with me.”
“You know Kageto, you look stupid talking to yourself.” Goshi said.
“Why don’t you just shut up before I knock you into next week!?”
“heheh, I’d like to see you try Kageto!”
“Alright, if you insest!” Kageto started to use the spirit bomb.
“Hey Kageto! You can’t do the spirit bomb, Vegeta never learned.”
“No but Kato did, she watched your every move and figured out how to use it, pretty smart if you ask me.” Kageto said.
“Tch, this is bad.” Goshi yelled.
“Aww…what are you going to do about it Goshi? Now that we have formed together, nobody can stop us!” Kageto started to laugh.

ONE MONTH LATER!!!

Well its been one month exactly, and Kakashi is eager to see his daughter…
“How much do you think she has changed Goku?” Kakashi said as they were walking to the meeting spot.
“Probably as much as you have Kakashi, I know, I’m as excited as you are about this.” Goku said then he paused.
“What’s wrong Goku?” Kakashi said.
“Well, you will know when we get to our “meeting” spot.” Goku said and he continued walking.
They finally got to the meeting spot, but Vegeta and Kashi were no where to be found.
Kakashi looked around. “hey where are they?”
“Ah! Here they come now!” Goku pointed to the horizon.
Vegeta and Kashi were walking to the meeting spot. They stood there for a little bit, then Vegeta spoke.
“Well Kakarot, I think I have won this time.”
“Yes Vegeta, just changing her outfit has made her stronger, uh huh, I bet, but as you see, Kakashi’s outfit is the same as a month ago, he has trained in it.” Goku said pushing Kakashi towards Vegeta. Kakashi had to look down on Vegeta since Vegeta was on five foot six, and Kakashi was five foot ten. This was not an eye to eye situation.
“Vegeta, I will take no mercy on you.” Kakashi said.
“Humph, you haven’t told him yet have you Kakarot?” Vegeta said folding his arms. “its not me your fighting, its your daughter, a death match, just like how me and Kakarot were having when we first met.”
Kakashi had this worried look on your face. “you mean I have to fight my daughter? I don’t think that would even be a match Goku, I am much stronger that she is by far.”
“I wouldn’t be to sure about the Kakashi, you can’t feel her power?” Goku said.
“Humph, it doesn’t matter, she’s ready to fight to the death anyway, so lets just get on with this battle.” Vegeta said as he pushed her towards her dad.
Trunks showed up along with Goten, they were going to watch the battle as well, and also be the person to tell them to start the battle.
“So Kakarot, what’s the winners prize?” Vegeta asked Goku.
“Oh yeah, I also forgot to think about that. How about the winner gets to stay and live here with the trainer that they trained with, so Kashi would stay with Vegeta, and Kakashi, you would get to live with me, but as for the looser, they have to go back to there home for ever.”
“Sounds good to me Kakarot, any second votes?”
Kashi raised her hand.
“Woah, your really not going to go through with this are you Kashi?” Kakashi said walking towards his daughter.
“Her mind is already set Kakashi, I’m sorry, but once you raise your hand, there is no going back, so three beats one, so lets get this battle on!” Goku said as he clapped his hands.
“Humph, I’ve been waiting for this battle for so long.” Vegeta said as he disappeared and went and sat with his son Goten and Goku.
“Kashi, you don’t have to do this, we can stop now-”
“Quit calling me that name, its not Kashi anymore.” Kato said in her evil voice.
“K-Kashi, what’s wrong with you?” Kakashi said walking towards his daughter.”
“I SAID QUIT CALLING ME THAT!!” Kato shot a beam of light at her dad, but he dodged it, then she jumped up in the air and turned into a Super Sayain. The she stayed in the air. “Humph, you’re weak!” She fired another blast at Kakashi, but this one was much bigger.
“Kashi! What happened to you! What happened to your hair!?” Kakashi said looking over towards Goku. “HOW IS SHE DOING THIS!?”
“Vegeta, how is she a Sayain?!” Goku said with sweat going down his head.
“She’s not, she just has the mental ability and strength and anger that she was able to unleash something that not even I could unleash so quickly. She was able to go from a Super Sayain to a Super Sayain 3 in less that a day.” Vegeta said with a smirk on his face. “By the looks of it, she is way much stronger than you will ever wish to be Kakarot.”
“B-but how!? Kakashi can’t even become a super sayain! This is bad…” Goku said.
“Well, to late for him then.” Vegeta said.
“Kakashi! YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF THERE!” Goku yelled. “She’s to strong for you! Even for me!”
“What?!” Kakashi looked up at his daughter, who had this evil smirk on her face.
“Come on dad, what’s wrong? Is somebody scared? Why don’t you just go home now, or do you want to see my full power?” Kato said getting into position.

Goku and kakashi 3

“You said we weren’t going to fuse!” Kakacolo said walking angrily towards
Goku.
“Now Kakacolo, be calm, there is a way to fix this.”
“how?”
“Well, uh, it should wear off in a few hours and the we can-”
“FEW…HOURS!!!!?”
“J-just be happy its not permanent, besides, what is so bad about it? I think you like fine for you first time, you should have seen Goten and Trunks first fusion attempt.” Goku said backing up towards the door.
“This better wear off!” Kakacolo said. “For if it doesn’t Goku, your going to be in a world of PAIN!!” Then all of the sudden, Kakacolo had beam’s of light coming from all around him. Then they finally separated.
“See, I told you that you two would separate.” Goku said wiping his forehead.
“Your very lucky Goku,” Piccolo said under his breath. “If we would have stayed together any longer I would have gone insane.”
“I thought it was kind of fun.” Kakashi said rubbing the back of his head. “but enough of that, we need to start training!”
“That’s the spirit Kakashi, right, lets get started training!”

Vegeta and Kashi 3

Finally after a few minutes, Kato has returned in her new attire. “Humph, well, what do you think?”
“It looks a lot better than that other girly outfit, this one is much easier to move and fight in than that one with a skirt. Now, on with the training. First off, I’m going to teach you how to become a super sayain. Now its been said that only people that have the blood of a sayain can only become a super sayain, but that’s where you come in. If you can master this technique that I’m about to teach you, you will be the first person that has ever accomplished this. But this does have some risks.”
“Oh? What are the risks?”
“You could blow up, for one, you body will melt like glue in the sun, or even if you do obtain this power, you will not be able to control it, but that’s why you have me, Kakarot and I are the only one’s who can stop this, but that’s why we have to keep this a secret from Kakarot, because he can stop you completely from ever becoming a sayain. So don’t tell anyone what we are doing got that Kato?”
“Yes, of course Vegeta. I will risk my life to learn to become a super sayain.”
“Very good, that is what I like to hear. Now I’m going to demonstrate this to you, its going to be a lot harder since you are not of the sayain race, but if you keep practicing you should be able to get it. Now watch closely. This is a super Sayain.” Vegeta transformed into a normal sayain. “This is what you are going to try and accomplish, now give it a try.” Vegeta went back to his normal state.
“I will try my best Vegeta, ok, here I go….HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!” Kato’s power started to rise.
Vegeta thought to himself. *she might actually pull this off, if she does, she will be even more powerful than me when I’m in the same state.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! …” Kato is standing there with yellow hair, and Green eyes, her hair is yellow spiked in a pony tail. The power that is coming from her is so strong that it is moving little rocks that surround her feet.
“You-you did it.” Vegeta said in a baffled tone. “You are the first girl to ever take on the Sayain form, and for that, it is amazement.
“Did you not think I could take on this form?” Kato said walking over to Vegeta. “Now that I have this form, show me the highest form you can get to, I wish to master it, then you will have to teach me everything you know.”
“Gah, Kato!” Vegeta said in astonishment.
“Yes, what is it Vegeta, do you not believe what your eyes are putting into your brain, or are you just to baffled to say anything?” Kato walked over to Vegeta. “Hmm, looking into your eyes, your saying that I’m ready to do that task that you were thinking of not to long ago, but yet you are having second thoughts, am I not strong enough to do the deed you are thinking of?”
“Well, you see Kato, you are indeed strong, its just that well, your still Naïve, and you need more work, and besides that, you don’t know one move, you don’t know how to block, or to even summon up enough power to fight. You may look like a saiyan, but can you handle fighting like a saiyan?”