Greetings I'm Sasori of the red sand. I was forced to join this Otaku Host Club.

Here's the link: Host Club

Sasori

Ridiculous

It seems that the rest of my... fellow ninja... I don't know what else to call them, are MIA. Which is pretty sad, the Akatsuki world was such a fun place to torture people and now there is no one left to punish or anything... Kakuzu is gone so there's no point in tormenting Puppet, she's just, well... I hate her -____- Anyone see these following morons

Pein
Madara
Deidara
Hidanthemoronwhogothimselfbanned
Orochimaruthemoronwhocantkeeparoleplayerformorethanfivedays
Konan
Tobi
Zetsu
Kisame
I don't care about Itachi or Kisame or Tobi, they are currently role player-less.

Absence

Sorry for my absence. I've working lately, but I'm not dead [technically though I am]. Nothing else for this post, farewell.

Hmmm.

It seems as though I've lost track of my fans. Please comment below if you are indeed a fan in the host club.

Pests.

Would you people can it. I'm alive. And Puppet... I'm going to kill you. Just a heads up.

I seem to be very busy with my life at the moment (unlike you sorry saps) and I'll get on when I damn well can. -_- So get off my case. And you won't become a puppet.

Yeah. Bother me and you'll regret it.

Once Again

Once again I must apologize for my absense, I have been away from the hideout recently and I will do as much as I can while I am still here. Message me if you'd like.