Moving around the house I noticed that was given a wide birth from the experienced members. I had fear, coooool.
I made my way through the house and noticed Kyuubi giving me full attention as I near one room of the house...
Of course...
Bathroom.
I made my way around the oh-so-temping room of relief. I didn't have to think hard to remember all the times I blown one to little pieces of plaster, and the number of times it was while a certain 9-tailed beastie was using it.
I looked to the back of the house and noticed a pond...I felt like diving in.
Because I freaking do, Mr. Flying monkey, so shut up.
I went to the back and noticed the large number of newbs by the back. Aaahhh, tis will be epic.
I walked up to the pond and noticed a few lovers on the other side, one of them dutch... diving can wait one minute.
I reached behind my back and pulled out my weapon of choice, the M-80 explosive. For you newbs in front your computer about to open a new window or tab to google that, stop, it goes boom, thats all you need to know.
Pulling out a match I made a quick light, and threw it up. I then rapidly pulled my digital camera out of nowhere. The fuse ran out right above their heads. i snapped the beautiful pic of fear.
"God dang it Joe, I'll kill you."
"Yeah right Dutch, I'd love to see you take a shot."
Now I felt like diving, but I noticed the lack of a diving board. That just won't do.
Pulled out a ladder I had behind my back and a few plank of wood. I set up the ladder and climbed to the top, and pulled out a hammer and some nails. I nailed the plank down on the ladder and walked out on it. I proceeded to do the same with the plank of wood now under me, and repeated this process 7-9 time till I was directly over the middle of the pond.
Shut up you stupid purple monkeys, I don't care how many laws of physics this
breaks and neither does newton.
I tore my clothes off, revealing the pair of trunks I had underneath. I made my practice bounce and then jumped up and preformed my trick of choice A tornado+double pits to chesty to a 900 flip to a torpedo to a triple lit rpg round juggle to a 3600 degree spin to a swan dive. I simple trick I know, but it was fun to preform.
Climbing out of the water, pulled out a dry towel and started to dry off. And who would this be coming at me?
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~watch out for flying monkeys
