HEY YOU GUYSSSSSS
Alfred F. Jones here! The old man is spending his Spring Break at France's house, and my pal Japan helped me hack into his computer!
SO for all of my Spring Break, I'm gonna tell you guys what I'm doin!
First off, today I got up and had pancakes and beer with my baby brother Matty for breakfast! Then, Matty and I played Rock Band together! I did the lead guitar AND vocals and saved Matt from failing out on EVERY song! That's why I'm a hero!
Then, I called Japan up and he helped me figure out how to remember my password after I "forgot" it. (HAHAHA THAT'S HOW I GOT HIM TO HELP ME GET ON ARTHUR'S ACCOUNT HERE!)
So then I played pinball on Arthur's computer (which was NOT as fun as real pinball!) and made copies of my butt on Arthur's copy machine. Then I faxed one of those copies to EVERY nation and put at the bottom "From everyone's favorite gentleman" SO THAT THEY'D THINK IT WAS ARTHUR HAHAHAHA~!
Then for lunch I sat around the house and had Doritos and more beer! That's when things start getting a little fuzzy for me. I remember singing some songs with Canada, and then I remember asking him, "Why are you taking your pants off if you're not about to take a shower?" And next thing I know, I'm waking up on the couch and it's dinner time!
It was so weird! But anyways, for dinner I took Canada to Mickey D's and we got a couple of Big Macs and extra extra large Cokes! After that we watched Dancing with the Stars on tv and now I'm here!
SEE YOU GUYS TOMORROW NIGHT!
ALFRED F. JONES
AKA
YOUR HERO
