Hey All! Welcome to my WORLD on things like racism, sexism, etc., where people can rant about things that I post that are stereotypical.
- Created By animeye101
That's What Wives are For.
And she's so happy that her husband gives her a tool that allows her to be in the kitchen more! So happy!
Siamese Cats
Is it just me, or are the Siamese cats from Disney's "The Aristocats" racist? I mean, look at them!
They're SIAMESE cats, playing the piano with CHOPSTICKS (what the heck..) which are associated with Asian countries, they have thin eyes and buck teeth, which are qualities racist artists usually draw Asians with.
Anyone think differently? The same?
I think I'm gonna throw up....
Oh mah friggin god. I found a list of amazingly …… how should I put this.. (I want to use a bad word here, but I shall refrain myself as usual) …. um…. you think of a word yourself. Well, they’re mostly (ugh) jokes but include one (ugh) quote.
Anyways, here they are:
What's the first thing a woman does when she gets back from the battered women's clinic?
--The god damned dishes if she knows what's good for her.
Why do women get married in white?
--So they match the kitchen appliances!
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
--A battery has a positive side.
A man is driving along in his car when he suddenly gets pulled over by the police, the man pokes his head out of the window and says "what seems to be the problem officer?" the cop looks bluntly at him and says "are you aware that a woman fell out of your car about 2 minutes ago?" the man let out a sigh "thank f*ck for that I thought I had gone deaf!"
Why did the woman cross the road?
--Wait, better question is, why is she out of the kitchen!?
Why don't women wear watches?
--There's a clock on the stove.
Why do women have short feet?
--So they can stand closer to the stove.
Why don’t women have a penis?
--So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Why don't women need drivers’ licenses?
--There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
--None, it should be opened when she brings it to you.
A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes." The man says "Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank account." Phoof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears in his hand. He continues, "Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here." Phoof! There is a flash of light and a bright red brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him. He continues, "Finally, I want to be irresistible to women." Phoof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates.
If your dog is barking at the back door and Danielle Cardella is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
--The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!
Why haven't any women ever gone to the moon?
--It doesn't need cleaning yet
Woman inspires us to great things...and prevents us from achieving them. (Dumas)
What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?
--You hit her.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
--Women's rights.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
--Nothing, she’s already been told twice.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
--None, let the b*tch cook in the dark!
How do you get a woman dizzy?
--Put her in a circular room and tell her to go to a corner.
A man runs over his wife. Whose fault is it?
--The man, he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
Why do some people think all Mexicans are short, fat, ugly, loud, etc. is the real question
They need to grow up.
Rough on Rats
Rough on Rats
"They Must Go"
it Clears out
Rats
Mice
Bedbugs
Flies
Roaches
15¢ per box
The Chinese are NOT equivalent to vermin!!!!!
