a day in the life...

Kisskiss-Bangbang

A Day in the Life

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Created By kisskiss-bangbang

Cream Soda Please

Stole this from poor Rolo over on her world and i thought i'd put it here for the hell of it.

Bold the ones you are:

I'm EMO sometimes, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk.

I like ANIME/MANGA, so I MUST be a antisocial, perverted freak.

I DRAW so I MUST be an emo or goth.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST work at a casino.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be in bed with them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don’t like the SUN, so I MUST worship Satan.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo

My fav the 'convenient store' one- i have no idea why but it crackes me up. That and whats with the being Black wnd eating watermelon?? THAT i don't get.

Dude- I am SO sorry for my lack of ability to comment on anyones works- my adaptor for my laptop dies on me-well okay it lit its self on fire randomly-so i won't be commenting for awhile. But don't worry i'll still reply to stuff and stuff.

On anouther post- beucase i always feel bad leaving such a short one- I'm doing a ''short'' paper on drug use, and how the general public doesn't notice it. And for said project i need some refrences like books and such. Movies are great too- if theres a short review on them. Anyway- i'm getting ahead on myself. What i'm asking here is if you know any books, fiction or non, that deal in the plot, or theme, of drugs, use, dealing, or anything of the ilk. I'd love to read them. Comment below if you will.

I will be posting draphs and such if your intrested- if your not than just skip- and fainly the finshed paper. Please comment and tear it appart if you like, beucase i'd love the help. Oh and any personal experenses are welcome. You can PM me those- I'd love to get a first hand look at that stuff.

Thanks again, I love any help that you guys give me.

Roll Over my Rolo

Rules:
1) Pick one of your FCs/OCs
2) Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your FC/OC
3) Tag 3 people at the end of the quiz

1.)What's your name?
Faith Watchamacallit

2.)Do you know why you were named that?
Techlicly I don't HAVE a name- hence the 'Watchamacallit'

3.) Are you single or taken?
Single

4.) Have any abilities or powers?
How much time do we have?

5.) Stop being a mary-sue
... ok...

6.) Uh...if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
HELL YES

7.) Riiiight... Have any family members?
Ni i killed them all

8.) Oh? How about pets?
They got sacrificed <<>>

9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like.
You

10.) Something that you do like?
Friends

11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Relaxing

12.)Have you ever hurt anyone in anyway before?
every which way imagnable

13.)Ever...killed anyone before?
maybe the whole intire population of america... figurtivly

14.)What kind of animal are you?
Snake

15.)Name your worst habits.
Shutting slef off from world...

16.)Do you look up to anyone at all?
no

17.)Gay, straight, or bi?
straight as a bendie ruler... wait-

18.)Do you go to school?
nope i sub. science though,

19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
*silence* never thought about it...

20.)Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
O.oxim

21.)What are you most afraid of? I promise I won't laugh
Dieing

22.)*snicker* Ok, ok. What color is your hair?
blue

23.) Eyes?
every changing depending on mmy mood

24.) What do you usually wear? Nothing perverted
cloths, DUH

25.)Ok. What's your religion?
none

26.)Do you wish this quiz is over?
*slowly pulls out sword*

27.) Well, it's still not over. xD
*pulls out sword faster*

28.) Anyways, where do you live?
Japan- somewhere

29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)
The class that kills people?

30.) How many friends do you have?
*starts counting on hands*

31.) Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
Nothing

32.) If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? And I don't want no cheap answer, ya hear?
Put in it a bag, climb someplace tall over a highly populated area and dump it all over teh side of said tall thing

33.) What are your thoughts on pie?
...

34.) Alright. What's your favorite food?
Tempura

35.) Favorite drink?
Rum

36.) What is your favorite place?
Armoury

37.) Least favorite?
memories

38.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
*super happy fake grin*

39.)Yeah. Well, it's over. D:
*stabs person asking questions*

40.) Now, tag 3 people!
... Inphinity, 21Emmz12 and Duskyskies

Happy Brithday to me~

one whole year older- its great!! But at the same time it sucks becuase I have a mean cold. Anyway i won't be one for awhile. Me and my cat are going to hold up fo rthe next week in my room with about a hundread books. oh and happy birthdat Iruka. Sorry I didn't tell you sooner and that its here. And you probibly won't get this but hey: i try. Man its a day after my birthday and i'm sick- i have terrible luck... T_T

~the short poster extrodaner~
Matt Tsuki

No Forgetsies?

-It's not that my mind won't stop thinking about you, it's that my heart won't stop loving you.-

Kat took another handfull of spitz from the bag and popped them in her mouth. "Are you going to be ok?" Fath asked, stirring her slurpee. "Of course. I have to be, I'm Kat McB." Kat didn't take her gaze off the lights of the city before her. The sounds of the smelter were soft, comforting. The plant was lit like a christmas tree, lights everywhere, though in only one colour. Faith shifted, attempting to get the feeling back in her butt.
"That's not the only reason to be ok." Kat took the cracked shell from her mouth and flicked it to the side, not wanting to dirty the garden below. "I know. But right now, it's the best, if not the only reason I can come up with." Faith sighed. She wasn't upset, she wasn't even angry. She was upset with herself because she had no words to make her friend feel better. She wasn't good with the emotional crap. "I'll be fine Faith. Chin up and all that. I just...I thought I'd be over him by now, you know?" "No."
Kat chuckled humourlessly and sucked back some more slurpee. "I think I'm more upset with myself for falling in love. It hurts man. It hurts so much, it really does." Faith gave Kat a helpless look. "I'm sorry I can't help more." Kat grinned before turning to look out over the city. "No worries man. No worries."
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Kat groaned as the alarm on her cell went off. Reaching down between her bookshelf and mattress, she fished the phone out and blindly pressed buttons. After her and Faith had finished their slurppees, Kat had driven her friend home, then had driven around. Sometimes it wasn't that she couldn't sleep, but that she wouldn't.
Gabe shifted besides her, then stretched out his paws, yawned and fell back asleep. Kat lay there, staring at the ceilling. Pain settled on her throat, pushed down on her chest like only the weight of regret could feel. Why couldn't she just get over him already? Why the dreams, why the random flashbacks and memories? And why the constant pain, the constant self loathing, the blaming?
She wanted him to be happy, because if he was happy, if he found his one, his Special Person, then all this pain, these tears were worth it. It was the thought that now he had a real chance to be happy that got her up in the morning. got her smilling.
It didn't matter if she was happy. As long as he was, it would all be ok.

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"You really need to get out more. We're all worried about you. All you do is work, and then when you go home you bottle yourself up in videogames or comics." Kat glanced up from the Vanity Fair magazinr she was reading and put her finger under the last word she had read. "I'm fine! Really, don't worry about me at all. I just need the extra money what with the new car payments I've got. I am really sorry we haven't had a chance to hang in a while." Megs frowned then smiled. "It's fine! But Kat, we really need to talk about..." "I don't want to talk about him. I'm fine." Kat interupted. Megs sighed and went back to painting her toe nails.

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"What do you miss most about him?" Silence. "His arms around me, the strength in his hugs, the safety. The warmth of his hand in mine. The way his eyes turn green when he's excited about something then gold when he's genuinely happy. I miss our fights, our kisses. I miss playing video games and watching movies. I miss trying to kill eachother in Halo. I miss Nelsom Trips and being able to talk about everything and anything. I miss my best friend. I miss feeling safe with him. I miss his smile, his laugh, the way he got so pumped about a rediculous idea or fantastic story. I miss the two hour talks in his car and fifteen minuet goodbyes. I miss riding with him and talking in the barn and competing about who could gage their ears the largest the fastest. I miss pizzas on the shortest dock in Nelson and arguing over who pays what. I miss *him*." ... "Feel better?" "...I feel miserable."
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"Do you think he'll ever love me again?" "Honestly, not in the same way. I'm sorry Kat." "No it's fone. I think I already knew that anyway."

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Kat looked up at the night sky, hands tucked into her pockets. 'Do you see the same stars as me?' "Are we still under the same sky?"

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"Aarg! Why won't you go back to being inverted!?" Fath grumbled as she switched the controls over. Kat shrugged and glanced at the TV. "Sometimes once you do something, you just can't go back." Faith looked over at the red head warily. "Are we still talking about the game?" Kat grinned and went back to her comic. "Of course."

-I never did go back, I couldn't. You were right, once you try it, you can never go back.-

Cream Soda Please

To mark...

Roll Over my Rolo

Happy Brithday to me~

No Forgetsies?