Mystery Naruto Theatre 3000: Chapter 410

The chapter starts with Sasuke going over battle tactics with Team Hawk. He tells Karin to watch his back. Seriously, dude? Now it's as if you want to get she-raped. Anyway, after that there's a decent-looking color spread of a bunch of dead guys plus Naruto and Kakashi.

Cut back to Sasuke's fight. Suigetsu rushes the 8-tails Jinchuuriki and gets uber pwned instantly. Back to Naruto, we learn that he doesn't really have to die. He just has to hold still. If he can do that and learn to control nature's flow of chakra without some weird oil, he'll be home free. If not, he'll turn into a frog. Of course, taking into account our zero's attention span, let's just say I predict a lot of bad Yaoi fanfictions involving Sasuke turning Naruto into a handsome prince in our future. Anyway, apparently what Gamachiki meant was he might have to 'die' as a human. Thanks for being less vague, jerk.

Meanwhile, back on the funny farm, Juugo's out like a light. Oh, and the black guy raps. See, that's not insulting or stereotypical at all. Totally cool, Kishi. All black people do that. It's fine.

Cut back to Naruto, apparently for kicks and giggles. Naruto does his typical "you can't deter me because I'm a moron!" speech and the training begins.

Cut back to Sasuke (make up ya friggin' mind, Kishi,) and we see that everyone is somehow surprised that he mashed up The Hulk and Waterboy. Sasuke moves in, no doubt to unload a clip of nuclear shenanigans right in the 8-tails' face. End chapter.

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