Oh my goodness, what is this madness?

Well, my friend, this is the Last Train to Riffsville. I, Ace, being of unsound mind and irrelevant body, do hereby declare this to be the place where I make fun of bad anime, manga and other miscellaneous junk. Don't expect an actual regular update schedule or anything, I'm doing this for fun. Hopefully some of you will also be amused by it, but I'll take what I can get.

This started as a place to review and insult Naruto chapters, so if you're interested in that, you can archive binge a little. Otherwise, stay tuned and maybe I'll say something funny. Or maybe not, it's really just a matter of opinion.

Mystery Naruto Theatre 3000: Chapter 416

Our chapter opens with some random guy wearing a "?" forehead protector and what appears to be a baseball cap chasing a guy wearing a Jounin jacket who resembles Naruto without whiskers. From this, I can deduce that we're reading Jiraya's book in ...

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Mystery Naruto Theatre 3000: Chapter 415

Oh, crap. Sasuke's bleeding Shenanigan eye is staring straight at me like it's about to pop out. I can already tell how much I'm going to enjoy tearing this chapter asunder. So anyway, Sasuke literally stares at the Demon Ox until it catches on fi...

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Mystery Naruto Theatre 3000: Chapter 414

"What does the scout ninja say about his chakra level?" "It's over NINE THOUSAAAND!" "Shut up, Karin!" Anyway, that's pretty much how the chapter starts. That and Suigetsu wetting himself (I made a funny!) Let's have a look at...

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Mystery Naruto Theatre 3000: Chapter 413

Number 8 is... 8-Tails. That makes sense. He looks kinda like Naruto does in one-tail mode. Sasuke noticed too. Good for him. He activates his shenanigans and does this weird flippy thing over the guy. Apparently only Sasuke and Killer 'Bi's broth...

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Mystery Naruto Theatre 3000: Chapter 412

The first page is chock full of mirth and glee. It would seem Sasuke is finally about to stop breathing! For real this time, too! I guess I don't need to read the rest of the chapter. I've seen enough. I'll just check the next page to make sure no...

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