Logic is foregone. Copyright infringement runs rampant. People have lost the ability to operate the part of the brain that thinks. Awful plot twists and cookie-cutter angst robot main characters run free. Welcome...

To Naruto, the wildly popular (and highly overrated) Jump series about a boy and his ADD, a girl and her utter uselessness, and a boy and his nonsensical angst-driven decisions. Every week, I shall tell you what Masashi Kishimoto did wrong. And trust me, the list gets longer each week. Naturally, there will be spoilers. I'm not going to warn you about those, though. I'm going to warn you that the contents of each chapter are horrifying and strange. So why do I lampoon them and tear them to shreds each week? It's a community service, I think. Anyway, let the terror begin.

Heads-up, folks.

Hey, all. Ace here. Just in case you missed the memo, there is no new Naruto chapter this week. Kishimoto is taking a break which I guess he kind of deserves seeing as how he hasn't written Sasuke-related crap in over a month and the series has on...

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Mystery Naruto Theatre 3000: Chapter 424

Tsunade's slugs are crawling all over everyone's bodies. Ew. Apparently, she didn't know there would be this many casualties when a psycotic Sith Lord with Gods eyes decided to destroy her hometown. I'm really starting to look forward to her death...

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Mystery Naruto Theatre 3000: Chapter 423

Choji's dad would like to let us all know that Kakashi is awesome. He's also clever and down to half chakra thanks to that Lightning Clone. Luckily, he seems to have Darth Pein's powers figured out. Although the Force is with him, he cannot push o...

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Mystery Naruto Theatre 3000: Chapter 422

Konan's out doing cool yet creepy paper things while interrogating people. They're quite tight-lipped, though loose enough to utter profanities right in her face. Really, I wouldn't blame her for killing that guy. But instead, we get to see people...

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Mystery Naruto Theatre 3000: Chapter 421

As the chapter opens, we see a crowd of Konoha civilians running from the madness and destruction. One little girl (or boy, it's really hard to tell thanks to Kishi's art style) is hit on the head and trips. No, wait. It's not a bump, it's a bun. ...

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