Logic is foregone. Copyright infringement runs rampant. People have lost the ability to operate the part of the brain that thinks. Awful plot twists and cookie-cutter angst robot main characters run free. Welcome...

To Naruto, the wildly popular (and highly overrated) Jump series about a boy and his ADD, a girl and her utter uselessness, and a boy and his nonsensical angst-driven decisions. Every week, I shall tell you what Masashi Kishimoto did wrong. And trust me, the list gets longer each week. Naturally, there will be spoilers. I'm not going to warn you about those, though. I'm going to warn you that the contents of each chapter are horrifying and strange. So why do I lampoon them and tear them to shreds each week? It's a community service, I think. Anyway, let the terror begin.

MNT3K: Chapter 429

Pein is headed for Frogland, so playtime has finally ended. Apparently without any Mighty Guys or Rockin' Lees. Or Neji and whatsername. Whatever, it still means Go-die-may lives for the time being. Of course, Pein will never leave a place ...

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MNT3K: Chapter 428

We begin with Konohamaru playing tag with Dementor Pein. Pein is "it" and Konohamaru is screwed. Tag. Ebisu comes to the rescue, only to get kicked in the throat, once again rendering this village's ranking system completely useless just because K...

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MNT3K: Chapter 427

I can tell someone's going to enjoy this. I'll try not to enjoy it more. 427 Chapter begins with Kishimoto, once again, trying to convince us that Konohamaru is a legitimate non-comic relief character that we should all take seriousl...

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Chapter 426

Dementor Pein (That's what I'm calling him. It's a Harry Potter reference. Deal with it,) is interrogating people. And then eating their souls. Or something. It's weird, don't ask. Apparently, he leaves the souls of those who don't lie. Konohamaru...

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MNT3K: Chapter 425

Chapter 425 It appears that the worst has happened. Kakashi, that legendary mountain of win and pie, has passed. He's traveling on to the afterlife, where he gets to see his old friends, Obito, Rin, and the Fourth Hokage. Heck, he even gets...

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