Logic is foregone. Copyright infringement runs rampant. People have lost the ability to operate the part of the brain that thinks. Awful plot twists and cookie-cutter angst robot main characters run free. Welcome...

To Naruto, the wildly popular (and highly overrated) Jump series about a boy and his ADD, a girl and her utter uselessness, and a boy and his nonsensical angst-driven decisions. Every week, I shall tell you what Masashi Kishimoto did wrong. And trust me, the list gets longer each week. Naturally, there will be spoilers. I'm not going to warn you about those, though. I'm going to warn you that the contents of each chapter are horrifying and strange. So why do I lampoon them and tear them to shreds each week? It's a community service, I think. Anyway, let the terror begin.

MNT3K: Chapter 434

(I could've swore I posted this one already. Oh well. Double dose for you this week, folks.) I find this colorspread amusing. It showcases both of the most annoyingly common jutsus in this series working in conjunction. Naruto clones contro...

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MNT3K: Chapter 433

Chapter 433 Naruto's out of chakra. Watch out, little guy. What's that Fukusaku? Little Timmy is stuck in the well? Oh, Naruto still has an ace in the hole. Right. Like that idiot could- Well apparently something's abou...

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MNT3K: Chapter 432

It's called "Return of the Rasen Shuriken." That would be great if I wasn't already wishing that rasen-everything would just GTFO already. Clones, too. And of course, clones are the first thing I witness coming in to this chapter. Im...

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MNT3K: Chapter 431

Pein is scared. I bet he's just now realizing that Kishimoto's horrible pacing is about to screw him big time. Naruto tells Gamachiki to get Tsunade out of the way because he definitely won't be needing any help in this fight against six...

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Chapter 430. And counting, unfortunately.

NARUTO HAS RETURNED! Sporting a jacket that would look awesome, but really only serves to make that orange jumpsuit even more repulsive than usual. Nice coloring job, Kishi. He's standing on a giant frog, which is also standing on a ...

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