Logic is foregone. Copyright infringement runs rampant. People have lost the ability to operate the part of the brain that thinks. Awful plot twists and cookie-cutter angst robot main characters run free. Welcome...

To Naruto, the wildly popular (and highly overrated) Jump series about a boy and his ADD, a girl and her utter uselessness, and a boy and his nonsensical angst-driven decisions. Every week, I shall tell you what Masashi Kishimoto did wrong. And trust me, the list gets longer each week. Naturally, there will be spoilers. I'm not going to warn you about those, though. I'm going to warn you that the contents of each chapter are horrifying and strange. So why do I lampoon them and tear them to shreds each week? It's a community service, I think. Anyway, let the terror begin.

Chapter 449

Chapter 449: Moron Ex Machina Last time I did this we were right in the middle of the Pein fight, right before Hinata jumped in front of a bus thanks to plot-induced stupidity. I think it's only...

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Hey there guys.

Sorry I've been slacking off here, folks. I kinda fell off the wagon and my computer ended up being incapacitated for a while, so that's what happened. I do plan to continue this thing, but probably not weekly. If a chapter's particularly bad, I'll probably give you a summary. In the meantime, here's Little Kuriboh, doing it better than I ever could.

Ain't he a stinker?

A Very Sad, Very Special Announcement

Well folks, it's been a fun ride. I did manage to get some kind of sick satisfaction out of riffing this crap, and I understand quite a few of you had plenty of fun reading along. This is great and all, and I would normally try my utmost to keep u...

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MNT3K: Chapter 436

Well, I'm currently preparing to witness the unadulterated win of the finale of Avatar Book 1. Might as well process this bit of fail first. Ino's dad just figured out what we readers have known for months. He spends three pages discussing ...

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MNT3K: Chapter 435

Naruto is still captured, Pein is still charging his Special Beam Cannon. I am eating an orange. This is very important, because it's more interesting than what's going on in this chapter. Apparently, though, Naruto has a plan. He begins to gather...

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