I died: I would write a rock ballad about my friend Shadow, whom this world was not good enough for. Said ballad would quickly reach #1 in America. I kissed you: You'd feel the Earth quake under your feet. At the end, you'd be standing on tiptoes. It would be the best ten-minute liplock of your life. I lived next door to you: Somehow, our relationship would devolve from friendship to antipathy, and finally to outright and total hatred. It would end with some kind of small-scale armed conflict. You found out I was married: My rage would never be quelled. My jealous fury towards your husband would cause whole armies to tremble. I stole something: I would help you fence it. For a fee, of course. I was hospitalized: I would find the greatest doctors I could to aid in your recovery. Gregory House, "Hawkeye" Pierce, Steven Strange, even Doc Brown if he's still in this plane of existence. I refused to leave my house: I'd throw a great big party right outside of your house, to coax you out. A big pizza party! With root beer floats and streamers! I got into a fight while you were There: With me: We'd agree to disagree and share a hearty laugh. With anyone else: Elbow to the temple, heel to the sternum, foot to the ribs. Problem solved.
WOULD YOU?! Help me hide a body: Depends on who it was, what they did, and how I'm connected. Keep a secret if I told you one: I am the soul of discretion. Hold my hand: You'd make me the happiest man on Earth. Take a bullet for me: Anywhere but the crotch. I still want kids. Try to solve my problems: I'd solve them in a way that would most benefit you, and cause maximum harm to others. It is not enough that you succeed. Others must fail. Love me: I totally and whole-heartedly love you with every living carbon fiber in my cold, dead heart. Date me: What are you doing tomorrow night?
HAVE YOU EVER?! Lied to make me feel better: What?! Are-are you serious? You can't be serious. I'd never lie to you, hehe! Lied for me: All the fucking time. I'd tell somebody you led the glorious third army against the Nazis in World War II if it help you get ahead. Wanted to kiss me: It's been my fondest dream. My monitor is covered in lip marks as we speak. Broke my heart: Are we talking "Godfather"-style? I certainly hope not! Betrayed me: Only that one time during 'Nam, and I apologized for that already. Kept something from me: A lawnmower. I simply don't trust you with it. Though I was unbearably annoying/felt like you couldn't stand me: You're a regular ball of sunshine. Like a sack of kittens. Like a cherry topping a huge sundae. There is no part of you that's unbearable or annoying.
WHO ARE YOU?! Are we friends: I like to think we are. That's your call, however. When and how did we first met: Iwo Jima. I took seven slugs to the abdomen. You laughed. Describe me in three words: Crazy, Sexy, Cool, Stectacular. Waitaminute... What was your first impression: Uncle Joey from Full House. The kids in my kindergarten class loved it! (Hey, I'll be here all week!) Do you still think that way about me now: ...about Uncle Joey? What reminds you of me: Cinnamon cookies. Don't ask me why, they just do. If you could give me anything, what would it be: A Swiss-army knife. It's just so useful! How well do you know me: More than you'll ever know... When was the last time you saw me: Last night, in my dreams. You were the beautiful harlequin singing sweet lullabies into the twilight. I was the unshaven bozo with the baseball cap. Ever wanted to tell me something you couldn't: Yes. I will not, however, say it here. That, friends, is irony. Are you gonna repost this to see what I say about you: Hell yes. I didn't spend a small chunk out of my life writing this to expect nothing in return. I'm a selfish guy, sue me.
"What If.." (most of this is, of course, optional >_>)
I died: Don't even think about it, girl.
I kissed you: Smile with a goofy grin, as I recall.
I lived next door to you: I'd come over to play LittleBigPlanet a lot more.
You found out I was married: I'd grow insanely jealous.
I stole something: Probably not a lot, but I wouldn't approve.
I was hospitalized: I'd go to the hospital to stay with you.
I refused to leave my home: Move in with you.
I got into a fight while you were there: With me? Sort it out. With others? Hold your shoulders tight.
"Would You.."
Help me hide a body: If I had to - I have a hatchback car, after all.
Keep a secret if I told you one: Already done that one, I think.
Hold my hand: Already done that one, I think.
Take a bullet for me: Haven't done that one, but I would though I hope it never comes up.
Try to solve my problems: Pretty sure I've done that one.
Love me: Already done that one, I think.
Date me: Hehe . . . already done that one, I think?
"Have You Ever.."
Lied to make me feel better: Hmm . . . . . .
Lied for me: Ohhhh yeah. Stanley Park comes to mind . . .
Wanted to kiss me: Hehe. Probably, yeah . . . you're European, after all.
Wanted to kill me: Noooot yet?
Broke my heart: Mm . . . once, I think. It was a crappy week.
Betrayed me: Never Nevah!!!
Kept something important from me: Possibly, but nothing comes to mind now.
Thought I was unbearably annoying/felt like you couldn't stand me: Nahhhhhhh . . .
"Who are you..."
Are we friends: The best kind.
When and how did we meet: Here, via Shanny, about 5 years ago.
Describe me in three words: way cute butterfly
What was your first impression: "This girl is sweet, I wish I was paying more attention to her . . ."
Do you still think that way about me now: Sometimes, sometimes . . . hehe.
What reminds you of me: Maracuja, borboleta, camping, Dan Brown's A Conspirição . . . Elena Fisher . . .
If you could give me anything, what would it be: A plane ticket.
How well do you know me: Ohhhh, I'd like to think I know ya pretty well . . .
When was the last time you saw me: online, yesterday. In person, last year.
Ever wanted to tell me something you couldn't: Hehe. Probably.
Are you gonna repost this to see what I say about you: Y'know I just might . . .
This oughta cause a little bit of controversy, nya?
I died: Don't you dare! >:O I kissed you: Ooooooo ;3 On a more serious note, it'd depend on what kind of kiss and the seriousness attached to it *nod nod* I lived next door to you: Visit you plenty :D You found out I was married: :O!!! Spill the beans, baby! I stole something: Ask what it was and if you're gonna return it <.< I was hospitalized: ;__; Get really worried and wonder what I could do for you. I refused to leave my home: Spend time with you, trying to figure out why you're housebound and how to help/make the best of it. I got into a fight while you were there: I'd have your back or get you out of it ^_^;
"Would You.." Help me hide a body: ... If it was still alive, yes >__> Keep a secret if I told you one: Absolutely. Hold my hand: Yeah :D Take a bullet for me: Yes. Yes, I would. Try to solve my problems: Only if you wanted me to. Help is only helpful when it's wanted *nod* Love me: You know I do already! :3 Date me: If I were a boy, yes :)
"Have You Ever.." Lied to make me feel better: No. Categorically no. Lied for me: Can't remember such a thing, no. Wanted to kiss me: On the cheek :D Wanted to kill me: O_O Nuuuuu! Broke my heart: I'd better not have :( Betrayed me: NO! Kept something important from me: Nope. Thought I was unbearably annoying/felt like you couldn't stand me: That's my job :p
"Who are you..." Are we friends: Yesh -^_^- When and how did we meet: I think it was through James, ne? Describe me in three words: Talented, lovely, inspirational. What was your first impression: I want to be friends with this girl! -^_^- Do you still think that way about me now: Oh yeah ;) What reminds you of me: Sweet things, Azores. If you could give me anything, what would it be: A private jet + a pilot, so you could go anywhere and anytime your heart desires. How well do you know me: I could always learn more :) When was the last time you saw me: Aside from here on theO, Facebook *giggles* Ever wanted to tell me something you couldn't: Nuh-uh. Are you gonna repost this to see what I say about you: I'm ever-so-tempted ~_^
Flint
Title: Otakuite++ | Posted 11/06/09 | Reply
And now, for the democratic response.
WHAT IF?!
I died: I would write a rock ballad about my friend Shadow, whom this world was not good enough for. Said ballad would quickly reach #1 in America.
I kissed you: You'd feel the Earth quake under your feet. At the end, you'd be standing on tiptoes. It would be the best ten-minute liplock of your life.
I lived next door to you: Somehow, our relationship would devolve from friendship to antipathy, and finally to outright and total hatred. It would end with some kind of small-scale armed conflict.
You found out I was married: My rage would never be quelled. My jealous fury towards your husband would cause whole armies to tremble.
I stole something: I would help you fence it. For a fee, of course.
I was hospitalized: I would find the greatest doctors I could to aid in your recovery. Gregory House, "Hawkeye" Pierce, Steven Strange, even Doc Brown if he's still in this plane of existence.
I refused to leave my house: I'd throw a great big party right outside of your house, to coax you out. A big pizza party! With root beer floats and streamers!
I got into a fight while you were There: With me: We'd agree to disagree and share a hearty laugh. With anyone else: Elbow to the temple, heel to the sternum, foot to the ribs. Problem solved.
WOULD YOU?!
Help me hide a body: Depends on who it was, what they did, and how I'm connected.
Keep a secret if I told you one: I am the soul of discretion.
Hold my hand: You'd make me the happiest man on Earth.
Take a bullet for me: Anywhere but the crotch. I still want kids.
Try to solve my problems: I'd solve them in a way that would most benefit you, and cause maximum harm to others. It is not enough that you succeed. Others must fail.
Love me: I totally and whole-heartedly love you with every living carbon fiber in my cold, dead heart.
Date me: What are you doing tomorrow night?
HAVE YOU EVER?!
Lied to make me feel better: What?! Are-are you serious? You can't be serious. I'd never lie to you, hehe!
Lied for me: All the fucking time. I'd tell somebody you led the glorious third army against the Nazis in World War II if it help you get ahead.
Wanted to kiss me: It's been my fondest dream. My monitor is covered in lip marks as we speak.
Broke my heart: Are we talking "Godfather"-style? I certainly hope not!
Betrayed me: Only that one time during 'Nam, and I apologized for that already.
Kept something from me: A lawnmower. I simply don't trust you with it.
Though I was unbearably annoying/felt like you couldn't stand me: You're a regular ball of sunshine. Like a sack of kittens. Like a cherry topping a huge sundae. There is no part of you that's unbearable or annoying.
WHO ARE YOU?!
Are we friends: I like to think we are. That's your call, however.
When and how did we first met: Iwo Jima. I took seven slugs to the abdomen. You laughed.
Describe me in three words: Crazy, Sexy, Cool, Stectacular. Waitaminute...
What was your first impression: Uncle Joey from Full House. The kids in my kindergarten class loved it! (Hey, I'll be here all week!)
Do you still think that way about me now: ...about Uncle Joey?
What reminds you of me: Cinnamon cookies. Don't ask me why, they just do.
If you could give me anything, what would it be: A Swiss-army knife. It's just so useful!
How well do you know me: More than you'll ever know...
When was the last time you saw me: Last night, in my dreams. You were the beautiful harlequin singing sweet lullabies into the twilight. I was the unshaven bozo with the baseball cap.
Ever wanted to tell me something you couldn't: Yes. I will not, however, say it here. That, friends, is irony.
Are you gonna repost this to see what I say about you: Hell yes. I didn't spend a small chunk out of my life writing this to expect nothing in return. I'm a selfish guy, sue me.
There you have it. Democracy rules!
SomeGuy
Title: Team | Posted 11/06/09 | Reply
Hehe . . . this one oughta turn a few heads . . .
"What If.." (most of this is, of course, optional >_>)
I died: Don't even think about it, girl.
I kissed you: Smile with a goofy grin, as I recall.
I lived next door to you: I'd come over to play LittleBigPlanet a lot more.
You found out I was married: I'd grow insanely jealous.
I stole something: Probably not a lot, but I wouldn't approve.
I was hospitalized: I'd go to the hospital to stay with you.
I refused to leave my home: Move in with you.
I got into a fight while you were there: With me? Sort it out. With others? Hold your shoulders tight.
"Would You.."
Help me hide a body: If I had to - I have a hatchback car, after all.
Keep a secret if I told you one: Already done that one, I think.
Hold my hand: Already done that one, I think.
Take a bullet for me: Haven't done that one, but I would though I hope it never comes up.
Try to solve my problems: Pretty sure I've done that one.
Love me: Already done that one, I think.
Date me: Hehe . . . already done that one, I think?
"Have You Ever.."
Lied to make me feel better: Hmm . . . . . .
Lied for me: Ohhhh yeah. Stanley Park comes to mind . . .
Wanted to kiss me: Hehe. Probably, yeah . . . you're European, after all.
Wanted to kill me: Noooot yet?
Broke my heart: Mm . . . once, I think. It was a crappy week.
Betrayed me: Never Nevah!!!
Kept something important from me: Possibly, but nothing comes to mind now.
Thought I was unbearably annoying/felt like you couldn't stand me: Nahhhhhhh . . .
"Who are you..."
Are we friends: The best kind.
When and how did we meet: Here, via Shanny, about 5 years ago.
Describe me in three words: way cute butterfly
What was your first impression: "This girl is sweet, I wish I was paying more attention to her . . ."
Do you still think that way about me now: Sometimes, sometimes . . . hehe.
What reminds you of me: Maracuja, borboleta, camping, Dan Brown's A Conspirição . . . Elena Fisher . . .
If you could give me anything, what would it be: A plane ticket.
How well do you know me: Ohhhh, I'd like to think I know ya pretty well . . .
When was the last time you saw me: online, yesterday. In person, last year.
Ever wanted to tell me something you couldn't: Hehe. Probably.
Are you gonna repost this to see what I say about you: Y'know I just might . . .
This oughta cause a little bit of controversy, nya?
Mimmi
Title: Otaku Legend | Posted 11/06/09 | Reply
I died: Don't you dare! >:O
I kissed you: Ooooooo ;3 On a more serious note, it'd depend on what kind of kiss and the seriousness attached to it *nod nod*
I lived next door to you: Visit you plenty :D
You found out I was married: :O!!! Spill the beans, baby!
I stole something: Ask what it was and if you're gonna return it <.<
I was hospitalized: ;__; Get really worried and wonder what I could do for you.
I refused to leave my home: Spend time with you, trying to figure out why you're housebound and how to help/make the best of it.
I got into a fight while you were there: I'd have your back or get you out of it ^_^;
"Would You.."
Help me hide a body: ... If it was still alive, yes >__>
Keep a secret if I told you one: Absolutely.
Hold my hand: Yeah :D
Take a bullet for me: Yes. Yes, I would.
Try to solve my problems: Only if you wanted me to. Help is only helpful when it's wanted *nod*
Love me: You know I do already! :3
Date me: If I were a boy, yes :)
"Have You Ever.."
Lied to make me feel better: No. Categorically no.
Lied for me: Can't remember such a thing, no.
Wanted to kiss me: On the cheek :D
Wanted to kill me: O_O Nuuuuu!
Broke my heart: I'd better not have :(
Betrayed me: NO!
Kept something important from me: Nope.
Thought I was unbearably annoying/felt like you couldn't stand me: That's my job :p
"Who are you..."
Are we friends: Yesh -^_^-
When and how did we meet: I think it was through James, ne?
Describe me in three words: Talented, lovely, inspirational.
What was your first impression: I want to be friends with this girl! -^_^-
Do you still think that way about me now: Oh yeah ;)
What reminds you of me: Sweet things, Azores.
If you could give me anything, what would it be: A private jet + a pilot, so you could go anywhere and anytime your heart desires.
How well do you know me: I could always learn more :)
When was the last time you saw me: Aside from here on theO, Facebook *giggles*
Ever wanted to tell me something you couldn't: Nuh-uh.
Are you gonna repost this to see what I say about you: I'm ever-so-tempted ~_^
schultzie
Title: Otaku Legend | Posted 11/06/09 | Reply
I also like the new intro pic with you holding a tired Lily-chan. Its great.
schultzie
Title: Otaku Legend | Posted 11/06/09 | Reply
Ill take care of the quiz when I get some free time over the weekend.