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Contest :Deidara's In Love?:
It was a gloomy and rainy Saturday, the Akatsuki Hideout was (as always) very tranquil. Rain spattered on the ground and the fresh aroma of wet grass aroused despite the smell of smoke coming from inside the cave.
"DEIDARA!!!!", shouted Sasori from inside of Hiruko.
The blonde artist seemed to be very still and looks as if he was not listening to his dono. Nor does he seem to care if he detonated his clay bomb the 5th time already that day!
"WHAT IN BLAZES HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?! SETTING OFF YOUR BOMB AND DISTURBING THE OTHERS!!!"
No reply... Sasori, who couldn't take any of Deidara's ignoration of him, went out of Hiruko and approached Deidara.
When he went close enough, he could hear Diedara whisper something to himself:
"You are eyes are as beautiful as my works of art,
no wonder you have captured my heart;
But it seems that we cannot be together,
How I wish I could be with you forever...
Oh, (says it very softly)-chan..."
Sasori couldn't fit the peices together. Why was Deidara like that? Perhaps he was sick? No, definetly not. Maybe he was entering a poetry contest? No, that's not it... Aha!! Maybe, Deidara is----
Sasori's mind-wandering was cut short by an interrupting Deidara who looked like he won the lottery or something! Sasori was,of course, shocked to see this.
"Sasori-dono! How long have you been there?!", Deidara said, his ears very red.
"Long enough to hear you talk to yourself. What is happening to you, you blonde one-eyed spider!", Sasori retorted, examining Deidara. "And who's this girl you're talking about... It IS a girl right?"
"Oh, look at the time! I'd better be going now!" Deidara was obviously in a rush. But before he could get away 10 centimeters in radius from Sasori, Hiruko gave him one, big body slam. "Alright!Alright! it's a girl!! Please let me go!! I feel like a bubble gum under your shoes!!! Stupid puppet!"
~*~*~
"And you see? I can't forget her!! And That's why I set-off my bombs accidentally when i was thinking of her."
"It seems that..."
"Yes, Sasori-sama? Am I sick?"
"No... Worse... You're_________in-love." Sasori said coldly.
"Oh, no!! Sasori-sama!! Help me!!" Deidara reached out to Sasori for a bear hug. But Sasori swiftly it dodged and got away from Deidara as if he's got some rare disease.
"Don't touch me! That virus is contagious!! Get away and I will help you!!!"
~*~*~
"A-Ask her out?! L-Like a... DATE?!",Deidara bolted up as if receiving a thunder shock from a Pikachu. "N-No, Sasori-dono! Never!!"
"Do you want the others to know?", Sasori replied immeciately.
"But, I... don't know how to...
I'm an evil villain, for God's sake!! What if she doesn't like me? I don't wanna look stupid!!", Deidara hesitated.
Sasori stood up and headed for the door. He stopped. Then looked back at a dumbfounded Deidara.
"Actually,Deidara, you are stupid."
Sasori, then, walked away smiling. Deidara is in-love!! Wait 'till the leader hears about THIS!!!
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Fiction: 05/23/08 | Posted By: r4m3nlvr | 16 comments | Naruto |
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