After Gai had that run in with the gun he had been pacing on crutches. This time he had come up with a FULL PROOF MASTER PLAN, but he needed his beloved student.
Gai: Rock Lee!
Lee: Yes, Gai sensei?
Gai: I need you to...( whispers)
Lee: (gasp) But Gai sensei that's cheating!
Gai: I know but if my rival wins effort will have another meaning to it!
Lee: I will do it sensei!
Gai: Rock Lee!
Lee: Gai sensei!
The two embrace each other with a sunset in the background.
Tenten: Why am I surrounded by idiots?
Neji: See? That's what I ask myself all the time.
Somewhere else in the village...
Kakashi: Naruto, can you help me with something?
Naruto: Yes, sensei?
Kakashi: Can you do your 'special jutsu'?
Naruto: The Sexy No Jutsu? Yeah.
Kakashi: Well do it.
Naruto: What's in it for me?
Kakashi: I'll take you out for ramen.
Naruto: YAY! ( transforms)
Kakashi: Now to find you some clothes heh heh heh...
Naruto: Umm why?
Kakashi: Err i'll double your ramen supply.
Naruto: Whatever. (begins drooling)
With Rock Lee and Gai...
Gai: You look great!
Rock Lee was wearing a blonde wig, red lipstick, blue eyeshadow, blush, a frilly purple dress, high heels, and not to mention he was carring a purse.
Rock Lee: Umm Sensei I know this is for a good cause but I feel weird...
Gai: Ahh crossdressing is another way to be youthful!
Rock Lee: If you say so...
Gai and Kakashi meet in the middle of the forest with their "dates"
Gai: Ha I win!
Kakashi: No I win!
The arguing lasts for about i don't know nearly an hour until...
Rock Lee: Hey you're not a girl!
Naruto: Yeah I am! (transforms back to normal) Whoops... Wait a sec you're Rock Lee!!
Naruto: ( walks to Rock Lee and takes off his wig) Ah hah!
Rock Lee and Naruto lunge for each other beating one another to a bloody pulp. That's when Kakashi and Gai Finally notice and stop arguing.
Kakashi: You hypocrite! Cheating isn't youthful
Gai: (gasp) How dare you insult my youthfulness! Cheating isn't cool and hip either!!
Silence
Kakashi+Gai: I QUIT!
Gai: ( cheesy music in the background ) Maybe we should be..friends? (extending arms)
Kakashi:... Gai don't even go there. No I won't be your friend, I'm not hugging you and I'm certainly not shaking your hand. I'm taking my punishment like a real man.
END
