My way of sending Sasuke to the emo circle

First, a pic!

Me: Sasuke, your emo, and we all know it, so just admit it.

Sasuke: I have nothing to admit

Me: put your left hand on the bible. *holds up bible*

Sasuke: *suspicious* okaaaayyy... *puts left on the bible*

Me: Hold up your right arm

Sasuke: *reluctantly puts up arm*

Me: Repeat after me. "I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth"

Sasuke: "I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth"

Me: *reappears in a judges outfit* Now, are you emo?

Sasuke: um... I plead the 5th?

Me: you do know that only says 'yes', right?

Sasuke:... so what's my sentence?

Me: you are to go to the emo circle with Shadow the Hedgehog, Tamaki Suoh and them for however long you like that is over an hour

Sasuke: YAY! THANK YOU!... I mean... NOOOOOOOOOOO! *goes to emo corner with a new packet of razors*

End