wow, maybe i should make shorter posts, cuz nobody really read my last post here. if anyone reads this, i think i have a simple idea to get more people to join S.H.I.T. i can't submit fanart since i have no scanner, but for those of you who can, submit some sasuke drawing. just draw him mutilated or flame him in a obvious way and title it "sasuke sucks" or something. of course naturally, all sorts of sasuke haters will flock to it like they did with Iruka Sensei's drawing(which i loved). the only drawback is obviously the annoying fangirls, but you should probably say in the author's comments something like "if you don't like this drawing, then don't bother commenting because nobody gives a damn"(who would??). of course, your drawing should be a good one, after all, if nobody can tell that it's sasuke you drew, less comments show up. if you can't draw then start by trying to recruit the people who loved Iruka Sensei's fanart. though it kinda bugs me about how practically everyone who commented seemed to be under the impression that Iruka Sensei was the one who mutilated the drawing of sasuke. i mean seriously, one would think that none of 'em had even read the volume 1 of the manga. perhaps it's because the only thing people have seen is the anime, which edits even the least bit of violence that shows up.
now then, on to the sasuke hating. now then, i still can't fully express my rage at sasuke being a complete fucktard by destroying the village. i find it annoying how he could manipulated by tobi(madara) so easily. for sasuke in particular, i find it annoying how he gets out of EVERY bad situation even though he shouldn't.
but today im not talking about that, but rather a focus on what just plain irritates me a LOT. it bugs me how all the anime girls in naruto(with a few exceptions) were/still are in love with sasuke. have any of you watched the naruto abridged series? well, i think something that shikamaru said in the 2nd episode sums it up. "I don't get it. why do anime girls always like the emo guys who treat them like crap?" i can't see what sakura sees in a guy like that. since when has his presence ever been wanted. i truly wish that sasuke really had died back in the very first arc. or why naruto thinks that dragging sasuke back to the village will make things all hunky dory dandy again? it's hardly worth it to bring sasuke back. he's only gonna be a jerk to everyone and it's not like anybody will trust him after being orochimaru's for so long. i know i wouldn't. anko is trusted, but she didn't know any better. i know this is all about sasuke bashing, but let me just take this moment to point you to a character most worthy of respect. who else but sai? you should praise him for speaking what everyone thinks of him out loud. a traitor and a homo. something like that, but i haven't watched that episode for a while. plus sai has got such a sexy waistline. XD
this is random and maybe this is just me, but i think sasuke brings shame to the name of "emo". it just bugs me because he's so loud and disrespectful towards everyone, kakashi included(big fan of kakashi if you can't tell). i mean, think of all the "emo" anime characters you know and compare how much less annoying they are than sasuke. some of these might be debatable, but this is my opinion, feel free to throw any out there or whatever. there's ulquiorra(he's even got those lines under his eyes for god's sake), vincent valentine, hatori, byakuya, jun-kun, kanda.. well i suppose vincent stands out the most as being truly emo, but i can't really think of any more at the moment. but do you see vincent running around mouthing off to everyone and yelling at them or saying crap like 'you don't understand me, why don't i kill someone you love?' and picking fights with everyone in his own self-centered attempts to "become strong" and crap. for some reason, with virtually any other character than sasuke, that whole "i want to become stronger" thing doesn't annoy me. i mean, damn, do any of you notice how whenever sasuke challenges someone, or goes charging at them like a complete idiot, he gets his ass kicked? or when someone actually thinks he has talent to face them? challenges kakashi, lost big time, challenged by rock lee, got his ass kicked, attempts to challenge his cooler-in-every-way brother itachi and gets pwned, challenged kabuto(i bet you anything he would have lost, kabuto is noted to be at least as good as kakashi). now this is stretching things but i think at least in the first part of naruto, neji could also have beat him to a pulp. he challenges gaara right before their match, and we all know that gaara would have killed him. it's only naruto's arrival that saved him. and although this didn't truly happen, i liked in the anime how temari appears to kill sasuke during Operation Destroy Konoha, though i still don't understand why that's in the anime when there's nothing in the manga about that. now i would also be willing to bet temari could defeat sasuke at least in the first half of naruto. do you remember her kuchiyose no jutsu, in which kamatari, the most badass summoned animal, destroys the whole forest? i would bet with a destruction range that wide, it'd be pretty hard to get out of even with a sharingan to aid you. like rock lee said to sasuke, being able to see the movement and dodging are 2 different things entirely. this is also off topic, but do any of you feel like kamatari ought to be in the anime/manga more? that's the weasel's name btw, not the jutsu used, i know it's called kamaitachi so don't correct me. other than the ninken, the other summons aren't really badass, maybe slightly cool and that's it. now because i have possibly forgot what i was gonna type(this happens to me all the time, which sucks), let's go to my favorite part of blogging. question time!
1. when and why did you start hating sasuke? and to what extent? it's interesting to hear these stories.
2. which would be/was most appealing to you:
a. itachi pwning sasuke
b. seeing sasuke blow up
c. seeing sasuke being forced to wear girly clothing/a sailor fuku
d. when naruto punched sasuke in the face
e. that time when sasuke's mind snapped and he jumped into the lake
f. watching sasuke hurt himself/fail miserably at something
g. sasuke getting pushed off a cliff(to his inevitable doom)
h. his first kiss with naruto(and probably last too)
i. sasuke being savaged to bloody shreds by rabid animals of some sort
i personally would have to say A, E, and I
*doop*
Essay: 08/22/08 | Posted By: pirategaara | 16 comments | Naruto