As of recently, I have been contemplating what I could possibly do with the World options in order to make my account interesting and not a brief 'blah' about myself since I, in candour, may or may not be perceived as the most interesting person to introduce.
My thoughts kind of branched out like so:
~ I need something interesting. With humour, if possible.
~ Fuu. I'm not the best at humour...
~ Interesting like what?
~ Interesting like not my usual thought process pertaining to how to make things interesting.
~ Interesting like... Hell should I know.
~ Is this what other people go through when they're looking for something interesting?
~ I assume whatever I do has to be related to anime. O.o
~ Flarb. I feel flarb.
~ Anime... anime... anime...
~ 'Guess I should take a look at other peoples' Worlds and get some ideas..?
~ (scrolling through other worlds and such)
~ Well, now. So far, I've got Cloud Strife fanboys (no offense to whomever may recognize this, you know who you are), demented, morbid poetry, and such...
~ Wow. Things people come up with these days.
~ Dunno, what am I good at?
~ Critique. I'm good at critique.
~ Anime reviews.
~ Nah, sh**. Why would I do that? XP
~ Okay. I'll do anime reviews.
~ But they better not suck. That's all I'm saying.
And honestly, if you think they suck... f***. I don't have time for people who don't appreciate my lack of professional tendencies. I'm sorry. I really am.
But this is, like, a first-time-for-everything sort of trial. I don't know what I'm doing. I'm taking whatever anime I recently finished and I'm evaluating it. To the best of my conscious ability.
And if my language strikes you as strange compared to my usual 'vocabulaire extraordinaire' (as a certain group of people may begin to title it *nudge* *nudge*), it's because I take on a specific level of colloquialism when writing like so.
I don't know why.
I just do.
Just like everything else I do.
I don't know why I do it.
I just do.
And I know this Anime Review World introduction is kind of abrupt, fast-paced, and seemingly improvised because... well... it is. And I apologize. But you're just going to have to deal with my rambling ways.
And if you really don't want to tolerate it, there's always that little red button on the corner of your screen marked with an 'X'. In case you didn't know.
I might be posting reviews weekly, maybe monthly, maybe daily. I cannot say for sure. But patience is a virtue. One I do not possess, albeit.
- Sane Restriction (Colloquial Entity)
