Hi I'm Dranzerstorm
You may remember me as a regular contestant on the caption battle contest.
Welcome to Retro Retrospective, my world dedicated to the old guard of the Otaku world; expect some reviews of the old & obscure, and in-depth geeky knowledge with the occasional top ten and I now have a logo.

Little info about me
Well I'm British and I'm in to all things animated and nostalgia.
I've grown up with every cartoon going and have watched hundreds of anime.
Oh and to answer a question I was asked once, no I don't wear glasses in real life, I would wear Loke's sunglasses though.

Ozanari Dungeon Review

We're almost at the end now, next up is a nice surprise.

Moka along with her companions Buruman the cat theif and Kiriman the kangeroo/dog mute mage are adventurers for hire but don't have the best success rate, after a scuffle with a few thugs, they get scouted to retrieve the dragon's head at the fire temple, after destroying the temple, freeing it's people and obtaining the dragon head, the head speaks to them persuading them to go to the water palace to obtain armour and finally to the tower of wind where their employer reveals their true intentions, aided by Moka's sentient sword Espre, Moka and her party must stop a major catastrophe from happening to the world.
I went into this expecting nothing but got way more than I thought, the setting reminds me of Dragonball's world where humans seemingly co-exist with animal people, in fact it looks directly inspired by Dragon Quest so the comparison is relevant.
It's not that refined but I find the rough story telling one of it's biggest strengths, while nothing else was taken from the manga, the stuff they did take was a good starter and I wouldn't mind seeing this again.
Dub I don't think would be necessary, one of the characters is mute, so it really would be an empty gesture to try one.
This comes under hidden gem and I'm happy to have seen this, every now and again you need a reminder of why you like anime so it's always good to dig out something only a select few know of and just enjoy it without having to deal with the baggage and that's the strength of a good OVA, if it's bad you haven't really lost anything, if it's good then you have that good feeling inside knowing that you discovered a lost treasure, there's more to anime than just Dragonballz, Pokemon and Sailor Moon.
Final Verdict: Very rough around the edges but works in it's favour, a pleasant fantasy adventure with a decent soundtrack, great setting and likeable characters.

Hatena Illusion Review

I have alot to say about this one and not a lot will be good.

Makoto arrives in Tokyo to study under the famous magician Mamoru Hoshisato, as well as reuniting with Mamoru's daughter Hatena, his childhood friend, no sooner does he arrive when Hatena reacts in horror as Hatena didn't realize that Makoto was male, hostile at first Hatena grows to rely on Makoto as a reliable partner when she becomes a phantom thief to steal back her mother's artifacts, items imbued with magical properties such as Hatena's sentient muffler and Makoto's own magical wand. With Hatena's mother stuck in her family's unreasonable demands, an aunt who were still not sure is a villain of not and a younger sister battling social insecurities and her own developing powers, the unity of Makoto and Hatena will need everything to complete their task.
I'll get the good out the way quickly, it's nice looking animation wise, Yumemi, Ema and Jeeves are superb characters, everything else, is just terrible.
Start with the pacing, three episodes spent on abusing Makoto, three episodes spent on Yumemi's social issues, three episodes spent on training to be worthy and the final three episodes on plot already wasting a good chunk of time there.
Even though I mentioned three characters being good in reality the entire cast are all offbrand versions of better characters, none of them felt unique to say that they only come from this anime.
Hatena is just not likeable, she reacts worse than most twitter users if someone dares to argue with them, I was almost tempted to drop the whole thing after two episodes because I didn't sign up to a romantic comedy of bitch slapping the male lead for existing when he doesn't deserve it but like a good reviewer I soldiered on and while that element doesn't stick around, Hatena doesn't really improve her attitude much, kinda feel bad for Makoto as I don't think he signed up for this either, a late character introduction gives him a rival who hates him for no reason.
This anime was released in 2020 and I'm guessing it didn't live up to anything as I was able to watch it on youtube perfectly without any edits which was uploaded just after it finished airing in about June 2020, stuff like this gets hit with the copyright bot straight away but I only finished this anime today, it's so bad no one will even claim the copyright for it on YouTube.
I avoided the dub but considering how characters act, it's probably not good.
Final Verdict: Poor pacing, offbrand of better characters and a lead who is unlikable in any sense, I was lucky not to waste any money on this.

Baka + Test Review

This was brought up recently, so let's see how we do with it.

Fumizuki Academy prides itself on it's unique testing system where by your class is based on your testing score, A being the highest and get the best equipment where as F being the lowest get all the crappy equipment.
Using an avatar based Augmented Reality, the students can summon them to battle with the stakes often being better equipment, how strong your avatar is, is based on your test score also.
Himeji falls ill on the day of the placement test, forcing her to join Class F and their unique set of students, Akihisa feeling bad for Himeji, wants her to be re-tested as she's actually a genius. Sensing a chance to takedown the system deeming it unfair to the lower classes, class rep Yuuji sets the students on a quest to use the summoner test war to bring down the whole school proving that you shouldn't underestimate the lower classes.
This is a very anime way of explaining that test scores don't mean everything, something that a number of school systems need to remember. It's definitely the characters that make this series work, Yuuji is more intelligent than he let's on as his real reason for going to class F was to avoid a stalker, Akihisa clearly has learning difficulties as his avatar can do things others can't, Minami is German and can't read Kanji, Himeji herself maybe book smart but is socially bankrupt, then you have Hideyoshi with the running gag that no one can tell his gender (he's male but looks more feminine than his twin sister)
It's a delightful cast of characters that really make the anime work, the plot is a little too much and way more anime than most.
Dub is fine and features some great moments.
Final Verdict: A great cast of characters in a school series that goes way too anime at times.

Air Gear Review

Even the name of this anime can summon one of the greatest openings of all time.

Ikki is a typical punk kid who gets into hundreds of scraps but after getting humiliated by a gang wearing a new form of skating gear known as air treks, his adopted sisters take pity on him and introduce him to the world of Air Treks and the very gang like world it has created; becoming entranced by the extreme skating craze, Ikki forms an air trek team with his friends and a couple of former rivals called Kogarasumaru as he aims to dismantle the establishment on his way to the top, completely unaware that Ikki's adopted sisters are part of a more legendary team known as Sleeping Forest.
The art style, the setup, the lore, they didn't need to go hard on it but hard they did and my god is it over complicated but still friggin awesome yet not much of the manga was covered in the anime.
I dabbled in skater culture in my teen years and I discovered Air Gear a little too late to really push that interest further, the aesthetic, that killer opening and some of the best urban art of display, it's a perfect canvas of the edgy 00s.
Dub was fine, prefer the sub.
Final Verdict: Finishing this series can be a chore but the experience is a good look into the early 2000s culture, there are very few other shows in any genre that could do the same.

Princess Minerva Review

Yet another dime a dozen OVA from a game no one played.

Princess Minerva is bored, so she enters a battle tournament in her disguise Cutey Mask in order to find some bodyguards to join her in her adventures much to the dismay of her actual bodyguard Blue Morris.
After uniting a boy thief, a dominatrix merchant, a cleric, a young half elf, a bounty hunter and a mercenary, Princess Minerva goes up against the evil Dynastar who kidnapped Blue Morris by mistake.
This is a prequel to the games really but nothing about this is even remotely good mostly because Minerva herself isn't even the slightest bit likeable, not that she's incapable or anything but she creates this scenario through pure selfishness, she doesn't seem the type who learns from her mistakes either, the other cast members are well balanced especially the merchant girl, really it's just the title character that's putting me off.
Dub has that early charm but Minerva puts on her Excel Saga dub voice which can be grating.
Final Verdict: Would've preferred Princess Minerva without Minerva, pity as it had enough for a decent attempt.