Hi I'm Dranzerstorm
You may remember me as a regular contestant on the caption battle contest.
Welcome to Retro Retrospective, my world dedicated to the old guard of the Otaku world; expect some reviews of the old & obscure, and in-depth geeky knowledge with the occasional top ten and I now have a logo.

Little info about me
Well I'm British and I'm in to all things animated and nostalgia.
I've grown up with every cartoon going and have watched hundreds of anime.
Oh and to answer a question I was asked once, no I don't wear glasses in real life, I would wear Loke's sunglasses though.

Demon Fighter Kocho Review

We have a few reviews coming out, let's see how much we clear.

Hailing from Taiwan, Kocho and her sister along with Kosaku and Kocho's master Professor Kamo form the Astrological club as a front for chasing after spirits who haunt the school, using the powers of the four mystical beasts, Kamo's large wood, (real dub line) and Kocho's sexy body, the restless souls of the samurai may finally be exorcised.
This is a simple cash grab OVA, a very poorly animated one at that, it's pretty shameless in it's delivery of fan service, Kocho's sister making it way too obvious about how easy she is, Kocho herself actually liking the attention she gets from being naked half the time and the only adult Professor Kamo enabling the behaviour to begin with.
Being subtle is not this anime's strong point, but it did surprise me that the dub is several kinds of silly which is the only way to watch trash like this, although I will say that the acting is way too good for this but I guess Mike Pollock a.k.a Dr Robotnik had to start somewhere (First role).
Final Verdict: It's an easy dumpster fire to make fun of and only worth watching in dub form if only for Mike Pollock's performance.

Akashic Records of Bastard Magic Instructor Review

That title is quite the mouthful.

Sistine and Rumia are best friends attending the Magic Academy when they are greeted by an unruly new teacher Glenn Radars. The "Bastard Magic Instructor" is lazy, incompetent and really good at bullying his class especially Sistine of whom he dubs White Cat.
But when Rumia becomes a target for an evil organisation, Glenn reveals that he's way more talented than the students realise as he's a former assassin of the Imperial Court Mage Corps.
Rumia being a lost princess with a forbidden power is the real reason Glenn is teaching at the academy, along with Re=L, a child built mage who uses large swords and the backing of other Mage Corps members, Glenn has his work cut out as a teacher.
The plot is kind of erratic at best and schizophrenic at worst.
It's a magic school anime trying desperately to be Full Metal Alchemist even with some pretty gruesome scenes to try and raise the stakes and play up the drama, yet try and make the typical love hate tsundere banter between Glenn and Sistine work, it feels like it can't be it's own anime, it has to cobble together successful formulas to even function but so much gets missed and so many characters are redundant, you just end up being left with nothing to take you into any future season.
The dub uses a predictable cast that may as well be typecast at this point.
Final Verdict: A frustrating anime to watch as it tries in vain to use formulas from better anime but fails to even properly utilise them leaving you with nothing to chew on for any new season.

One Piece Film Red Review

While I will try to keep this spoiler free the spoiler warning is in effect.

The world is enraptured by a sensational new pop idol called Uta who has become a symbol of hope for all the regular people caught up in the pirate age, the Strawhats being among the crowd.
Luffy upon seeing Uta, immediately recognises her and jumps up on stage, revealing to the entire world that she is the daughter of Red Haired Shanks.
Pirates want to kidnap her to get to Shanks while the Marines think her influence is way too powerful to be allowed to live.
Uta with her songs are able to turn the tide against any assailant, even Big Mom's pirates and she is able to have some valuable catch up time with Luffy.
But once Luffy brings up that he's a pirate, Uta's demeanour changes as she takes Luffy's crew away and demands Luffy quit being a pirate using ever more violent means, it starts unravelling after Trafalgar Law and Bartolomeo step in to save Luffy that the situation they are in is more dangerous than they originally thought.
You can tell immediately that this was a joy to work on from the animation right down to singer Ado's incredible performances making for an absolute flawless cornucopia of colour and music.
The film isn't as high on the epic set pieces set by the last One Piece movie Stampede but it more than makes up for it with Uta being the most twisted villain One Piece has ever made equal only to Doflamingo and its Uta's ever deteriorating mental state that makes the songstress even more terrifying in context.
I deliberately didn't watch the dub as the song numbers blend so much better in a Japanese dub track than the awkward switch between Japanese songs and English speaking dialogue.
Final Verdict: The lesson here is never bet against One Piece, even if you think they are passed their best, they keep surprising you with more spectacular stories and for what looks like a fan fiction plot is actually the best One Piece movie to date.

Private Eye Dol Review

The PC engine had some weird stuff.

Used as a promotional anime attached to a PC Engine game, Private Eye Dol is about aspiring idol May Star who along with her holographic doll companion Navi, (yes, long before Ocarina of Time and yes, she is annoying) get frequently dragged into solving mysteries whether it be Scooby Doo like in a haunted mansion or more anime related stopping a hacker from exposing idols' private lives.
The anime takes the latter story but is a bit inconsistent with what the little hologram can do power wise as it pulls the power of love and friendship card and the hope that a TV stunt from the beginning of the episode can work to defeat the bad guy.
You can tell that this was rushed but it surprisingly crams alot of potential in the 45 minute run time, May Star is an endearing idol character and has a decent supporting cast to keep each story fresh, a 13 episode series would be decent even if it has nothing to do with the games plot.
Dub is non existent, in fact there is so little information I had to translate a Japanese wiki to obtain notes on the cast and synopsis just to refer to in order to write this.
Final Verdict: Has more potential than most 90s OVAs, what they produced is not terrible but is clearly rushed.

Prefectural Earth Defense Force Review

They can't all be diamonds in the rough.

The anime starts with a dream sequence of an anime we'd rather watch as reality comes crashing down when an Indian student involved in an accident gets enhanced into a cyborg in order to copy the Six Billion Dollar Man, (no really that's the actual reason) but the Indian man Karmi escapes from the hospital to hide out at the local school, his creation was done by the Telephone Pole Gang who not wanting to go too big too soon decides they want to just take over the prefecture, to combat this villainy are the Prefectural Earth Defense Force who actually don't do anything as the focus shifts to the actual scene stealer, pink haired villain Baradagi.
After a few failed attempts the gang create another cyborg from the director's daughter but that ends up failing also, attempts to restore the cyborg's original bodies ends in them being gender swapped although they seem to accept their fate later. The anime closes with Baradagi dating the lead Earth Force member and a preview for a cancelled episode 4.
A weird setup for a gag comedy but one that contains setups in villains that wouldn't become popular until the 2000s.
Starting small like Dr Doofenshmirtz and having nameless minions be comic relief like Despicable Me.
It had a few good ideas but the show I wanted was what it opened up with, it seems like a waste considering how hard they went in creating the opening sequence and the actual Earth Defense Force seemed like a decent punch.
Bit too late for licensing by ADVFilms to really give it the gag dub it should've had, would've made the experience more bearable.
Final Verdict: Made the fatal mistake of showing what could've been before showcasing the actual anime, it's not terrible but hardly worth your time either.