Dear Big Brother.

Dear Itachi,

You killed our family. While being emo through my childhood made me extremely popular(though I have no idea how), I hate you. I will find you(after I get strong enough to beat you--I'm not suicidal), and I will kill you. (Okay I might be a little suicidal, but again, chicks like it).

Sincerely, The little brother you forgot to kill,