Dear Sakura.

Dear Sakura,

You're still annoying.


Dear Naruto.

Dear Knucklehead,

For the nth time, N-O. We are not playing some sort of twisted game of 'hide and go seek'. Stop trying to find me.

Sincerely, tired of telling you "I'm not coming back",

Dear Facts.

Dear "facts,"

You think you know me, but you don't know the first thing about me. Stop trying to find deeper meaning in every thing I do.


Dear ..........


Dear Anime Conventions.

Dear Anime Conventions,

You aren't ready for when I decide to cosplay. You're just not ready for it.

Sincerely, one of the most cosplayed characters of all time,