Dear Naruto.

Dear Naruto,

I schooled you.

Sincerely, the rap master,
Sasuke

Dear Valentine's Day.

Dear Valentine's Day,

You're annoying.

Sincerely, tired of being jumped by hyperactive fans,
Sasuke

Dear Korra.

Dear Legend of Korra,

Thank you so fucking much for teaching Orochimaru to be an even bigger nuisance. I really fucking appreciate it.

Sincerely, as if my training wasn't already unbearable enough,
Sasuke

Dear Autumn.

Dear Autumn,

Thank you for getting rid of the heat.

Sincerely, hates the heat but will miss tomatoes,
Sasuke

Nice Card.